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I wonder if the doubling of binge drinkers has anything to do with the fact that the definition was changed a few years ago to "Binge drinking is consuming more than 4 units in one day".

Aurum.
 
Aurum said:
I wonder if the doubling of binge drinkers has anything to do with the fact that the definition was changed a few years ago to "Binge drinking is consuming more than 4 units in one day".

Aurum.
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Mate, in the UK they's have 4 drinks before they even go down to their local. Its a disgrace.

Why should we have to pay for their rehab and liver transplants when they migrate here?

gg
 
nulla nulla said:
We should make it as difficult for them to come into our country, work in our country and receive any form of health assistance in our country as they do when we try to go into their country.

When we visit, we have to have a specific visa for a specific amount of time and be able to demonstrate we have enough $ to pay our way while we are there as well as have our ticket home. Who wants them here anyway, whinging, bludging and unwashed. Where does a pommy hide their money...under the soap.
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It's exactly the same. Any pommie visiting here has to have a specific visa for a specific amount of time and be able to demonstrate they have enough $ to pay their way while they are here as well as have their ticket home.

They (people that emigrate - not visitors) are also not entitled to ANY form of government benefit or assistance for the first two years with the (rather curious) exception of child benefit!!

Aurum.
 
Aurum said:
It's exactly the same. Any pommie visiting here has to have a specific visa for a specific amount of time and be able to demonstrate they have enough $ to pay their way while they are here as well as have their ticket home.

They (people that emigrate - not visitors) are also not entitled to ANY form of government benefit or assistance for the first two years with the (rather curious) exception of child benefit!!

Aurum.
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From my reading of the Pommy press most of them practice fairly strict contraception and termination in their teens and twenties and then get a head of steam up in their thirties and forties through ivf to have babies.

Perhaps we should encourage the younger ones only to migrate and reproduce naturally as it would be cheaper to our health system.

People are people and there is no reason why pommies could not become good Australians in a healthy environment.

gg
 
We have an area in Adelaide named after Madge that has a large english population, they had a bit of bad weather there recently though poor blighters...

HURRICANE SHAZZA
Hurricane Shazza hit Elizabeth in the early hours of Tuesday 17th March 2009. Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering 'Faaackinell'.

The hurricane devastated the area causing approximately $30 worth of damage. Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their Centrelink cheques arrived.

The Elizabeth Times reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered and were still trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in Elizabeth.

One resident - Tracy Maree Sharon Britney Madonna Smith, a 15-year-old mother of 5 said 'It was such a shock, my little daughter Chardonnay Mercedes came running into my bedroom crying. My youngest two Joachim and River slept through it all.'

Apparently looting, muggings and car crimes were unaffected and carried on as normal. The Australian Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of Bacardi-Breezers to the area to help the stricken locals.

Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings, including Health Care cards, jewellery from Kmart, and bone china from Big W.


HOW CAN YOU HELP?
This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster. Clothing is most sought after
- items most needed include: flannelette shirts, tight blue jeans or spandex, singlets (blue & white), white sport socks, Ugg boots, and any other items usually sold in Priceline or The Reject Shop.

Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same. Required foodstuffs urgently needed include: microwave meals, baked beans, ice cream, chips, and fizzy drinks.

Donations of $15.00 will be taken to buy a packet of Winny Blue 25s and a lighter to calm the nerves of those affected.



{PS. This was actually sent to me by a pommy mate who has a sense of humour :D }
 
I didn't know what thread to place this in, but it is about current checks on pommies with 'bling' in pommyland.

Too Much Bling Give Us A Ring.

http://www.crimestoppers-uk.org/in-your-area/south-east/kent/campaigns/too-much-bling-give-us-a-ring!

"This campaign is an excellent example of the effective partnership between Kent Police and Kent Crimestoppers. Working together in this way helps us carry the fight against crime into the heart of our communities.

"The “Too much bling? Give us a ring!” campaign targets those who live far in excess of their income through the proceeds of crime. These individuals are responsible for undermining communities and destroying lives.

"We are determined to show these criminals who think they are untouchable that they are totally wrong."

Sounds like time to report the international bankers…they have way too much money, no one can get that much money without being a criminal.
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GG keep a look out. They probably have a fleet of convicts on the way over here now. Shall we sink the ship?:D
 
GumbyLearner said:
I didn't know what thread to place this in, but it is about current checks on pommies with 'bling' in pommyland.

Too Much Bling Give Us A Ring.

http://www.crimestoppers-uk.org/in-your-area/south-east/kent/campaigns/too-much-bling-give-us-a-ring!

"This campaign is an excellent example of the effective partnership between Kent Police and Kent Crimestoppers. Working together in this way helps us carry the fight against crime into the heart of our communities.

"The “Too much bling? Give us a ring!” campaign targets those who live far in excess of their income through the proceeds of crime. These individuals are responsible for undermining communities and destroying lives.

"We are determined to show these criminals who think they are untouchable that they are totally wrong."

Sounds like time to report the international bankers…they have way too much money, no one can get that much money without being a criminal.
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Too much bling give us a ring eh.

It sounds more like the evensong at Long Bay Gaol than anything I'd advertise on TV if I were a Police Commissioner in Australia. Pommies are so crude.

Green08 said:
GG keep a look out. They probably have a fleet of convicts on the way over here now. Shall we sink the ship?:D
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Don't laugh mate, I got off a plane from Brisvegas today in Townsville and as I waited to pick up my luggage a Pommy asked me for directions to a Centrelink office. I gave him directions to one in Ingham.

gg
 
Best thing for the ignorant bitch. Back to pommy land to pom it up with her useless filthy pom mates. Oh yea and send back anyone descended from useless filthy poms too. Anyone who has the smallest bit of filthy pommy blood should be sent back to filthy pom land. I mean, apart from better sanitation and medicine and education and irrigation and public health and roads and a freshwater system and baths and public order... what have the poms done for us? :banghead:
 
Re the tax specialist recruited from Britain by KPMG, I'd have thought before coming all this way she'd have negotiated a water tight contract, so that if the job were to disappear, she'd be suitably financially compensated.
 
Bonza said:
Best thing for the ignorant bitch. Back to pommy land to pom it up with her useless filthy pom mates. Oh yea and send back anyone descended from useless filthy poms too. Anyone who has the smallest bit of filthy pommy blood should be sent back to filthy pom land. I mean, apart from better sanitation and medicine and education and irrigation and public health and roads and a freshwater system and baths and public order... what have the poms done for us? :banghead:
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i think its sarcasm nioka. with some monty python thrown in. the world needs a sarcastia font

 
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