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How much is your body worth?

$4290, but i have offered my body to many,many women and the best i could get was $35 :casanova:. Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick! My GF did always say i was worth more dead than alive
 
I am fit, good looking, thin yet wiry, know how to dance, fight and ****, am well endowed and have only ever met 3 ppl smarter than me.

On the other hand Im a lazy obnoxious **** with **** all money, a complete hedonist (which is actually a good thing) I drink too much, take way too many amphetamines (prescription of course) and am a complete gozzer.

Chicks dig all of the above. (cept the money part)
 
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