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I'm not sure why you would want to restrict your potential congregation to a single faith as would be the case if you became Sheik whoever, gg.
Why not just become an "all things to all people" guru, have your own cult?
With your charm and persuasion, it would seem a piece of cake to get the disciples clamouring at your feet, ready to pay homage in megabucks.
We live in a world of confusion and too many laws and regulations.
If you were to offer the, um, golden path of enlightenment, dress in some flowing robes and mutter a few esoteric phrases, I'm sure the disenfranchised would be converts in no time.
Julia and other helpful posters. May I ask your advice on the first module of a course in Garpalam/Garpalanity, a new religion I have founded. Unlike other religions I give adherents two choices of name.
THE BOOK is to be called
THE BOOK
Ch 1 V 1 of Garpalam/Garpalanity (depending on which course you are doing)
(This is also known as the bicycle ride, and needs to be memorised by all adherents)
I am Garpal Gumnut a simple long term trader of stocks who last night was riding my bicycle home from the Ross Island Hotel, when I struck grave danger.
The wind was in my hair, my cigar was shining brightly in the dimly lit streets, garpaldog was snoozing in the cart behind, and all was well.
Suddenly I spotted a booze bus ahead.
I was in mortal danger, so I prayed.
Please Oh Great Bothered, save me I prayed.
No bicycle helmet, no lights, smoking a cigar on a bicycle, some weed planted in my pocket, an unregistered cart in tow with garpaldog, and a combination of OP Rum, Sapporo and VB in my system, I was in grave danger.
Just as suddenly as I spotted the bus I did a quick U-Turn across the street narrowly missing a B-Double, only to hear the wail of a siren behind.
Then a large white peaceful cloud descended and still pedalling and with garpaldog the only witness I was transported far above Townsville, far above Queensland and Australia, past a Japanese gentleman peering out of a Russian Space Station to appear in front of Him.
gg
Not the first case to be involved with them. Here is a hand written version of the "beginning" in which we all became infected with body thetans and hence the source of all mankinds ailments. To be "cleared" one has to be audited with an e-meter and have the blocks lifted by recalling the past event. The e-meter needle moves a certain way when the patient runs an incident. Scientology also dead-agent people. Which means anyone comes too close with intent to undermine the cult they have a policy to follow that will cover up an incident or discredit the investigator. They have their own lawyers for the legal stuff too.
Let me know if you want to know more. I got tonnes on them.
Was this guy peering out of the Space Station? Did you end up visiting the Soyuz when you were in Kazakh Garp?
Well I don't know about here but in the states you need to fulfill this little list here to be a religion / church
1. a distinct legal existence,
2. a recognized creed and form of worship,
3. a definite and distinct ecclesiastical government,
4. a formal code of doctrine and discipline
5. a distinct religious history,
6. a membership not associated with any other church or denomination,
7. an organization of ordained ministers,
8. ordained ministers selected after completing prescribed studies,
9. a literature of its own,
10. established places of worship,
11. regular congregations,
12. regular religious services,
13. schools for religious instruction of the young,
14. school for the preparation of its ministers.
Get that lot sorted youare granted tax fee status, must by why Mel Gibson is having a crack. Much the same reason the scientologists fought the IRS for 20 yrs.
Thanks mate.
Easily sorted.
I reckon we have 50% of the requirements atm.
I don't have time to tell you what He said, once we passed the Japanese gent in the Soyuz atm.
Any asf members who want to get in on the ground floor contact either myself, Sheikh Garpal Gumnut, Sister Julia or Mullah Gumby Learner by pm.
May the tax rebate go with you my brothers and sisters.
Sheikh gg
Under this proposed establishment of Sheikh Garpal Gumnut & his minions would you consider Jizyah as a possible revenue source?
Yes please.
Once your "inside" is it easy to break away from the church or do they make this difficult?
How much control do they put on your life? How expensive is it to progress through the levels? Who actually controls the church? Where does the excess money go?
Did the south park episode get it all right?
He denied pinning the housekeeper to the couch and claimed that the hotel employee "agreed to the things we were doing."
In her report, Claymon noted that Sheikh Saud "changed his story many times," and "would add a little bit more to it" during police questioning.
At the conclusion of his interview, the sheikh was arrested. He was handcuffed, placed into a patrol car, and transported to the Adult Detention Center, where he was booked on two counts of felony criminal sexual conduct. His contention that he could not be arrested because of his diplomatic status was rejected by a county prosecutor consulted by police. Records show that Sheikh Saud was released from jail after spending a weekend in custody (he apparently returned immediately to the UAE).
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