Has Kevin Rudd misled parliament?

trainspotter · 7 July 2009

Thanks rederob. I am guilty by association from your remarks. I fall into the "moron" category. Hopefully I am more on than off when it comes to this kind of political stoush. It always reminds me of Pink Floyd "The Wall"

"The Trial"

Good morning Worm your honour
The crown will plainly show
The prisoner who now stands before you
Was caught red handed showing feelings
Showing feelings of an almost human nature
This will not do

CALL THE SCHOOLMASTER

I always said he'd come to no good
In the end your honour
If they'd let me have my way I could
Have flayed him into shape
But my hands were tied
The bleeding hearts and artists
Let him get away with murder
Let me hammer him today

Crazy toys in the attic I am crazy
Truly gone fishing
They must have taken my marbles away
Crazy toys in the attic he is crazy

You little ****, you're in it now
I hope they throw away the key
You should talked to me more often
Than you did, but no you had to
Go your own way. Have you broken any homes up lately?

"Just five minutes Worm your honour him and me alone"

Baaaaaabe
Come to mother baby let me hold you in my arms
M'Lord I never wanted him to get in any trouble
Why'd he ever have to leave me
Worm your honour let me take him home

Crazy over the rainbow I am crazy
Bars in the window
There must have been a door there in the wall
When I came in
Crazy over the rainbow he is crazy

The evidence before the court is
Incontrovertible, there's no need for
The jury to retire
In all my years of judging
I have never heard before of
Some one more deserving
The full penalty of law
The way you made them suffer
Your exquisite wife and mother
Fills me with an urge to defecate
Since my friend you have revealed your deepest fear
I sentence you to be expunged before your peers

Tear down the wall

Aplogies go to the Pink Floyd victims of such a henious crime.

rederob · 7 July 2009

trainspotter said:
Thanks rederob. I am guilty by association from your remarks.

So here's the association: Grant is a car dealer that has done nothing wrong. Rudd is the Prime Minister, his association with Grant is well known, has received gifts etc. on a register of interests open for inspection, and cannot be linked improperly with him.
Yet Milne is able to prove to morons that two innocent people are actually guilty; apparently because they live in the same street and might bump into one another from time to time.
Oh that's not right.
It's because Rudd could not definitively tell Milne that in 25 years of tripping to China he wasn't sure if he might have met with Grant over there.
Rudd is guilty of not having perfect recall.
I stand corrected.

MrBurns · 7 July 2009

trainspotter said:
Thanks rederob. I am guilty by association from your remarks. I fall into the "moron" category. Hopefully I am more on than off when it comes to this kind of political stoush. It always reminds me of Pink Floyd "The Wall"

"The Trial"

Good morning Worm your honour
The crown will plainly show etc etc etc ................
.

Standing ovation.........

trainspotter · 7 July 2009

Ha ha !!! I knew you could not lurk in the shadows and be strangled out of a right of reply in this thread. Well done old chap. I dips me lid to ya, I do !

NOW ... he lives next door and not in the "same street" as you have elucidated to. Mr Grant is on record as stating "Of course I am going to help my neighbour, it's un-australian if you dont". Considering that Kevin 747 has gone out of his way to woo the good citzens of Banana Republic Land with his Aussie vernaucular of late do you not think it possible that Kevin007 I say may, just might have met with Mr Grant in China to help him with his business requirements? Total recall or not. If I bumped into my neighbour in some far flung country (Admittedly I have, but it was in a bar in Bali, so that doesn't count) ((and we are both on the same social swing)) and I could not recall? Hmmm ... Prime Minister of Australia and next door neighbour (dodgy car salesman) meet in China. What? They met in the same strip club? They bumped into each other in the lobby of the same hotel? Perchance they shared a cab? I dunno rederob. Something smelly going on there. And it aint the Szechuan chicken burning !!

GumbyLearner · 7 July 2009

rederob said:
Milne's mob got done over utegate and haven't got a story worth telling, so trot out a non-story that is just more of the guilt by association rubbish that only sticks with morons.

Do not mention the poisoned dwarf too much.

Straw-clutching opportunist.

MrBurns · 7 July 2009

The only thing that would stop Rudd helping this guy out would be his hugely unaustrailan personality which would prevent him helping anyone unless there was something in it for him. He's a selfish pig and will be BBQ'd by the AU public in time.

No crackiling for me thanks

GumbyLearner · 7 July 2009

MrBurns said:
The only thing that would stop Rudd helping this guy out would be his hugely unaustrailan personality which would prevent him helping anyone unless there was something in it for him. He's a selfish pig and will be BBQ'd by the AU public in time.

No crackiling for me thanks

What about a pastoral lease holder second only to the packer empire
Sexy right..you want to spend a night with him right?
If you decide to do so, just relay the experience to all of us at ASF. In all the nitty-gritty detail!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3488775476431928333

MrBurns · 7 July 2009

GumbyLearner said:
What about a pastoral lease holder second only to the packer empire
Sexy right..you want to spend a night with him right?
If you decide to do so, just relay the experience to all of us at ASF. In all the nitty-gritty detail!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3488775476431928333

awww you're just showing off that you can afford more drugs than we can

GumbyLearner · 7 July 2009

MrBurns said:
awww you're just showing off that you can afford more drugs than we can

Yeah you are right! That's me a druggie . Just got outta Betty Ford.

Enlighten me Burns. Did Alexander Downer or John Hewson ever lead the Howard/Costello to victory? Hint..Hint..Nudge Nudge wink wink say no more say no more...

MrBurns · 7 July 2009

GumbyLearner said:
Yeah you are right! That's me a druggie . Just got outta Betty Ford.

Enlighten me Burns. Did Alexander Downer or John Hewson ever lead the Howard/Costello to victory? Hint..Hint..Nudge Nudge wink wink say no more say no more...

No they were just filling in like Rudd but Rudd stumbled into a win because the dopy Australian public thought Howard wasnt good enough, HAHAHA bet they wish he was back now.

nunthewiser · 7 July 2009

yes totally agree with everyone here that kevin rudd is definately the best man for the job of PM and never in a million years would he deliberatly decieve the australian public

good bloke is our kev

GumbyLearner · 7 July 2009

MrBurns said:
No they were just filling in like Rudd but Rudd stumbled into a win because the dopy Australian public thought Howard wasnt good enough, HAHAHA bet they wish he was back now.

Yep that's exactly what Australia needs a country that's politically dominated by one party FOR three decades ?

Go Back to chetnik land Mr Burns

trainspotter · 7 July 2009

The picture of Downer with the fishnet stocking and high heel was taking in Adelaide for the "Rocky Horror Picture Show". If my memory serves me correctly the gist of it was that the proceeds were going to some charity or another. Mr Downer was actually raising money for a good cause. GOSH !

Maybe he was using the money he raised to buy illicit, mind altering drugs that make you type shorthand and in some cryptic message that no one else can understand?

trainspotter · 7 July 2009

nunthewiser said:
yes totally agree with everyone here that kevin rudd is definately the best man for the job of PM and never in a million years would he deliberatly decieve the australian public

good bloke is our kev

Glad you said "deliberately" there nunthewiser. He has been leading us astray "undeliberatley" for far too long already. The sooner the citizens of Banana Republic Land WAKE UP GEOFF! the better.

MrBurns · 7 July 2009

GumbyLearner said:
Go Back to chetnik land Mr Burns

I'm sure that makes sense to you but I'm lost.

Are your sedatives on the national health or do you just use a hammer ?

rederob · 7 July 2009

Milne misleads intellectually impaired
Groping around for a news story the oft drunk Milne, doyen of gutter journalism, latched onto what we can only describe as a startlingly clever tactic; "appeal to Opposition supporters".
Milne, in an ASF exclusive, revealed he could ensure almost 40% of readers would "fully get" what he hadn't even written. Yes, that's right. Even if he didn't actually say it, it was there in black and white.
What's so mind numbingly chilling about this revelation is that he's tested the hypothesis time and time again on Liberal and National Party voters and it works every time: Even when Milne himself doesn't know what exactly he's written.
"I was astounded when I discovered what I had achieved with such a large share of our readership", said Milne.
Quizzed more deeply about what he had discovered, Milne explained that when he was p!ssed out of his brain he regularly was able to link Labor to any scandal of his choosing by associating it with just one magic word.
And what word was that?
"It's always different, but always the same", said Milne cryptically.
He described how MrBurns and Rudd equalled cr@p, and kincella and Swan equalled cr@p, and trainspotter and debt equalled cr@p.
Pushed for an explanation Milne described it first as an impairment, and then as an intellectual challenge.
"But", said Milne "this stays between us. If the intellectually impaired got wind of this nobody would read me."

...

trainspotter · 7 July 2009

Your genius knows no bounds rederob ! Truly a crystalline moment of pure sagacity.

I will crawl back into my little space under the stairs and suck my thumb until I can think of an equally appropriate retort that will sting worse than the time you fell off your bicycle and grazed your knee and your Mum made you have a warm bath with Dettol. Love it.

GumbyLearner · 7 July 2009

MrBurns said:
I'm sure that makes sense to you but I'm lost.

Are your sedatives on the national health or do you just use a hammer ?

I don't need sedatives cumquat! What you need is some objectivity but since you're over 60 and have no idea about politics then just go **** off!

trainspotter · 7 July 2009

*DANGER WILL ROBINSON, DANGER*

A 60 year old sedated cumquat went on the rampage in ASF today leaving several small furry animals grooving with a pict in a cave, totally bewildered as to where that came from.

*ABORT DOWNLOAD* zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzttttt !!!!

GumbyLearner · 7 July 2009

trainspotter said:
*DANGER WILL ROBINSON, DANGER*

A 60 year old sedated cumquat went on the rampage in ASF today leaving several small furry animals grooving with a pict in a cave, toatlly bewildered as to where that came from.

*ABORT DOWNLOAD* zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzttttt !!!!

Bring it out of date old bread crusts!

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