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Garpal Gumnut Lawyers and Trolley Service: Representing Capt.Emad

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Gringotts Bank said:
It may well have been his boat, but that doesn't mean he was at the helm! No proof of that. :)
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I have it on good authority he will be brought back to Australia and held at Crown Towers indefinitely, with a Govt grant of chips limited to $500 per day and only silver service to his room instead of gold.
His rights are of paramount importance.
 
Not sure why everyone is so hard on the guy, a lot of Australians have started business in an illegal manner to finance their legal business... especially when it comes to transport of items.

Lets give the poor lad a go, after all we are the lucky country.

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I think its a disgrace Australia will be come the laughing stock of the world with this going on the rest of the world must be shaking their heads in wonder and trying to work out how it could get this bad, if it wasn't for law firms like GGATS to save us from looking so stupid we might not get any more boat people, think of the jobs that will be lost not only dishwasher repair persons makes me want to climb up through the person hole and hide.

Keep up the good work GGATS good to see you are using your education to assist the down out, homeless and needy.
I use to go out with a homeless girl which at the time I thought was great because all I had to do was open the door any where and she was home.
Can you get legal aid to assist you with this fight Mr.Gumnut
 
Garpal Gumnut Lawyers and Trolley Service: Representing Capt.Emad and Kathy Jackson
"An advocate knows..save that client by all means & expedients & at all hazards & costs to other persons and amongst them to himself is his first and only duty"
" No trolley too big, no boat too small, no union too hopeless"

GGLTS Incorporated in Waziristan has been approached by entities associated with the HSU Beaut Branch West to represent Kathy Jackson in her present legal tussles.

We were asked if we would do it pro bono, as the previous representatives had, before she fired them. She tried to fire the judge, but he wasn't so lucky.

We nearly fell against Capt. Emad's purloined trolleys at the mention of working for nothing. Said trolleys are perilously stacked in Slippery Pete's Office in Parliament House.

A dangerous Ballad of Casey Jones situation was averted, when a " colourful identity " offered to pick up our tab.

Thus "The Firm" is expanding.

Litigation is exciting.

gg
 
GG.Having sold my Enron shares and recently got in on the Face book IPO is there any chance GGATS etc et al will be floating and if so when can we expect an IPO.

I have increased my holding in Rolls Royce as I expect a large number to be sold locally soon.
 
Glen48 said:
GG.Having sold my Enron shares and recently got in on the Face book IPO is there any chance GGATS etc et al will be floating and if so when can we expect an IPO.

I have increased my holding in Rolls Royce as I expect a large number to be sold locally soon.
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When the matters presently extant are brought to an honourable conclusion there is a possibility that an IPO will proceed, but please no talk of rollers, a poor man's version of the Bentley.

Nonetheless the matter of the good Capt. Emad have occupied me all this last long night, and my phone has been busy chasing up many Camel and Trolley entities in the Middle and Far East to build a credible if not incredible defence for the good captain.

Liberal amounts of Champagne and Walt Whitman have bolstered me, as I have descended in to the seamy world of ASIO, the CIA, Canberra, and the ABC ( Trotsky-QANDA Branch ).

As is usual the good journalists of the Australian have shared their Winfields and Bundies with me me when supplies have run short.

From that august organ.

AFP: Captain Emad source 'unreliable'
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THE ABC's prime source on allegations of people-smugglers operating within Australia is being discredited as a former Australian Federal Police informer and agent who was taken off the federal police books because he was "unreliable" and got things wrong "most of the time".

Senior government sources contend that Hussain Nasir, the ABC's "guide" in two major Four Corners exposes of people-smuggling between Indonesia and Australia, had to be thoroughly vetted before being granted a visa to stay in Australia because of his links with "various organisations" in Iraq, including the CIA.

The Weekend Australian has confirmed that the ABC's award-winning journalist Sarah Ferguson, and Q&A and Lateline host Tony Jones, extensively lobbied government ministers to get Mr Nasir residency in Australia after he had been removed from the AFP's informer list.

Senior government sources last night described Mr Nasir, an Iraqi refugee, as a "colourful character" who had approached the CIA in Iraq and had supplied the AFP with information for two years.
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I should stress that Mr.Nasir is not the same "colourful character" who is paying the Garpal Gumnut Lawyers and Trolley Service to represent Kathy Jackson and the HSU "Beaut" Branch West in current proceedings.

That person is another colourful character.

With apologies to Walt Whitman

O CAPTAIN! my Captain! your fearful trip is not done;
The ship has not weather'd every rack, the trolley you sought is not won;
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gg
 
I have been contacted by Walid, via Satphone, and he is presently 50 nautical miles north of Ashmore Reef.

Welcome Walid.

And I will send you all the docs for bpay to the firm.

He asks a number of questions.

I can only provide answers.

1. Yes Walid, Australia is a Democratic country.

2. No, David Marr is merely a colourful character, nothing more nothing less.

3. The ACT Government have recalled all dishwashers and your dishes will be washed by the unemployed who are disinclined to move to areas of greater employment.

4. Yes, Allah is Great.

5. Ensure you enter your bpay without spaces.

6. You do not need any documents, especially passports.

7. Seven is a lucky number, remember this and we will bill you from the Garpal Gumnut Migrant Education Fund. Fear not, this is all paid for by the Government.

8. Lastly, welcome.

gg
 
Walid, I am happy to say is now an Australian in waiting, bar some major convulsion in politics in Canberra.

He awaits processing at Christmas Island.

I have instructed him on Sir Donald Bradman's Test Cricket average and he has taken the number 99.4 on board.

I am thus happy to announce that Walid is in the market for a Trolley Service, with trolleys, underpaid teenagers and free ACT Muppet Housing Authority accommodation.

He is willing to pay no more than $99,400.

Walid is the calibre of migrant this country needs to attract.

Bring back Capt.Emad, I say. Just look at the footage of him pushing trolleys.

gg
 
I have this evening spoken via satphone to Capt.Emad as he readies another boat for sailing, and he is absolutely devastated as an Australian Resident by the Minister, Chris Bowen's statement published in the Australian this afternoon.

ALMOST a fortnight after Captain Emad was outed on national television as an alleged people-smuggling kingpin, the Gillard government says it has identified "apparent discrepancies" in his refugee story.

Immigration Minister Chris Bowen today announced Ali al-Abassi would be notified, if he returned to Australia, that the government was considering cancelling his visa.

Mr al-Abassi fled Australia following a blizzard of national publicity after the allegations against the Iraqi refugee were aired on the ABC's Four Corners program.

"Investigations by federal authorities about the man indicate some apparent discrepancies in the information he provided to my department during his protection visa assessment process," Mr Bowen said.

He said Mr al-Abassi would have an opportunity to respond and make a case as to why his visa should not be cancelled.
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As we sachayed down towards the Qantas Lounge at Sydney Airport , in a golf cart, just over one week ago, Capt.Emad predicted this. Distraught as one would be in having to flee Public Housing provided by the muppet ALP/Green ACT Government, he was nonetheless cogent in his predictions.

In between texting and arranging the sale of one of his Jewellery Shops and his Trolley Franchise, this poor boat person seemed perplexed, at the venom that was being directed at him.

He has instructed me to say on his behalf that he is.

He exists.

He is a human being and not a pawn in a race to the bottom by the ABC and the Federal muppet ALP/Green Government.

And he will not return until he has an assurance that his dishwasher will be fixed by the ALP/Green muppet ACT Government Housing Authority, and until his claim for tinnitus from said dishwasher has been settled to his satisfaction.

That is unless his boat should be taken by ill winds towards Australia.

He may delay his departure until Movember to avoid detection, and send his twin brother Capt. Emad2, instead.

gg
 
I'm enquiring about the trolley service.
Can you explain costs, capacity, working times etc ?

The issue is, it would appear that some trolleys stray from their home and run away. I often find them stuck halfway up a hill all alone and in an abused state, perhaps that's why they ran away...?

Anyhoo, maybe they could be sent to Canberra for rehabilitation and reeducation.
 
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