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This is to state that Garpal Gumnut Lawyers and Trolley Service, incorporated in Waziristan, and an expert firm in "reasonable doubt" and trolley return, now represents Capt.Emad in all matters pertaining to his recent departure on holiday.

Further we represent him in relation to an outstanding action against the muppet ACT Housing Authority in relation to a noisy dishwasher in his taxpayer funded house.

We further represent him in relation to disgraceful allegations of missing trolleys at the Gungahlin Shopping Centre, heinous allegations.

Any further questions as to his past nautical experience or love of the ocean waves from the muppet Minister Bowen or the ALP/Green Government should be addressed via posts on ASF.

Capt. Emad is an honourable man with a love of travel, money and the exploitation of the vulnerable and as such should not be pursued by this muppet ALP/Green Government.

Our first priority is the protection of his bond of $250 with the ACT Housing Authority.

Our second is the pursuit of an action for the tinnitus against the ACT from the washing machine.

Sincerely,

gg
 
noco said:
GG, Capt. Emad as absconded from Australia. Destination unknown.

http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/captain-emad-has-left-australia-afp/story-e6freon6-1226387626158
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Garpal Gumnut Lawyers and Trolley Service: Representing Capt.Emad, has been instructed by the Captain to state that he has not absconded.

Capt.Emad should be afforded the same reasonable doubt as has been afforded to Craig Thomson MHR, who it has now been conclusively proven by Channel 7 and a truthful hooker, is innocent.

Why should Capt.Emad be judged by standards other than are suitable for a member of Parliament, a suspended member of the ALP.

Capt.Emad has instructed the firm to say that it is all getting too much for him, and that nothing is proven, and that he is feeling vulnerable, and that you, and you, ( waves arms ) will be responsible if Capt Emad becomes depressed.

He further asks that his Superannuation be forwarded.

This man could harm himself unless this demonisation ceases.

gg
 
GG,

It's good to see someone ready and willing to represent the fine upstanding character who has contributed so much to our country.

Are you acting pro bono or accepting the tinnitus as payment ?
 
drsmith said:
GG,

It's good to see someone ready and willing to represent the fine upstanding character who has contributed so much to our country.

Are you acting pro bono or accepting the tinnitus as payment ?
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Thank you Doc.

Pro bono of course.

No ears or cash registers ringing in this firm.

gg
 
Garpal Gumnut said:
Capt.Emad should be afforded the same reasonable doubt as has been afforded to Craig Thomson MHR, who it has now been conclusively proven by Channel 7 and a truthful hooker, is innocent.

Why should Capt.Emad be judged by standards other than are suitable for a member of Parliament, a suspended member of the ALP.
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What about that other fellow who had something to do with Wikileaks ?
 
Just wanted to say, what a F**KEN JOKE this country is turning into.

Capt'n Emad, head-honcho people smuggler, who, AFP admitted today, was 'under investigation', does a runner.

WTF???

Meanwhile, his kids are still living in public housing, which we have provided (!!) and there are genuine folk out there who are doing it tough and living in cars.
 
DB008 said:
Just wanted to say, what a F**KEN JOKE this country is turning into.

Capt'n Emad, head-honcho people smuggler, who, AFP admitted today, was 'under investigation', does a runner.

WTF???

Meanwhile, his kids are still living in public housing, which we have provided (!!) and there are genuine folk out there who are doing it tough and living in cars.
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Thanks DB008,

Garpal Gumnut Lawyers and Trolley Service: Representing Capt.Emad would like to reiterate that the Captain is entitled to "reasonable doubt".

Equally so are his family, companies, (corporated and unincorporated,) assets, wealth, friends, dogs, cats, dishwasher and trolleys both lost and found.

There is a certain meanness in Australian culture willing to pounce on people not of Anglo-Celtic culture who are caught on TV or of Anglo-Celtic culture in duly designated investigations doing that which they should not.

Reasonable doubt is what made this country great.

Ask Craig Thomson.

Pay me and I will ask Capt. Emad.

gg
 
Has it been considered that he may have gone overseas on government sponsered business travel, for example, to hire the Queen Mary 2 ?
 
The Garpal Gumnut Lawyers and Trolley Service, would appear to possess an enviable level of horizontal integration.

Captain Dame, sorry Emad (fooled the authorities there) is quite rightly entitled to the presumption of innocence. He and Craig Thomson, both entitled to the presumption of innocence. It was a case of mistaken identity.
 
Logique said:
The Garpal Gumnut Lawyers and Trolley Service, would appear to possess an enviable level of horizontal integration.

Captain Dame, sorry Emad (fooled the authorities there) is quite rightly entitled to the presumption of innocence. He and Craig Thomson, both entitled to the presumption of innocence. It was a case of mistaken identity.
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Mistaken identity. Hmm?

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From the Desk of Ms Julia Gillard , acting Prime Minister of the Commonwealth of Australia
(including Christmas Island)
Parliament House
Canberra

To :
Mr Garpal Gumnut
Garpal Gumnut Lawyers and Trolley Service
Waziristan

Dear Sir
Re: Capt.Emad vs the muppet ACT Housing Authority, Gungahlin Shopping Centre,
the ACT Housing Authority and the Commonwealth of Australia

We have recived your missive and respond as follows:
1. We concede that the dishwasher in said muppet ACT Housing Authority residence is indeed noisy.
We shall rectify this matter as soon as possible and offer all occupants a pair of ear muffs and the
installation of cable TV to the house as way of good will.
2. After intensive investigations it has been determined that the Gungahlin Shopping Centre owes Capt. Emad an apology as the missing trolleys were indeed stolen by a scoundrel by the name of Anthony Abbott. The centre offers Capt. Emad and his family free coffee and doughnuts for the next three months as way of good will.
3. Capt. Emad may claim his $250 bond with the ACT Housing Authority if and when he vacates the subject residence. His claim on this bond is not contested.
4. We concede that the washing machine in said muppet ACT Housing Authority residence is also
noisy. We shall rectify this matter as soon as possible and apart from the earmuffs
previously offered we would also like to supply a years subscription to the NBN (when and if it
arrives) as way of good will.
5. We understand that Capt. Emad is indeed fond of travel and that if he is fortunate enough to be able to afford a trip overseas that he may return to Australia in the usual manner and he is hereby given leave to bring up to 1000 of his friends who will be accommodated by the Australian tax payer in the same manner as Capt. Emad first visit and entry to Australia.
6. The Commonwealth of Australia further recognises that Capt. Emad has indeed been placed under unreasonable stress and that his business exploits have been adversely affected.
The Commonwealth of Australia wishes all Australian residents to be able to pursue their business enterprises in a laissez faire environment as long as they pay their substantial taxes and don’t get too big for their boots (See W Swan Vs Rinehart, Forrest, Palmer et al.)
In this regard the Commonwealth of Australia would like to offer Capt. Emad a “Starting a New Business Grant” in the sum of $20,000 to enable him to expand his business here in Australia and overseas. All that the Commonwealth of Australia requests is that he obtains an ABN, pays the appropriate GST (if applicable) and pays all taxes in a timely manner.

The Commonwealth of Australia hopes that Capt. Emad will feel good about Australia now and that he looks kindly on the Labor Party and Kevin + Julia in particular who made all this possible (also if he would kindly tell all his friends and associates to vote Labor at the next election).
We would also like to extend an invitation to Mr Gumnut and Capt. Emad to Tim and my next cocktail party so that he is able to make further introductions to people of influence that may be in a position to assist and foster his business ventures and more importantly so that he can be introduced to a number of AFP officers which will enable them to honestly say at their next press conference that they are “aware” of Capt. Emad without looking like dills.

Yours sincerely

J Gillard
Acting Prime Minister
 
Calliope,

Garpal Gumnut Lawyers and Trolley Service: Representing Capt.Emad, will shortly serve you with a restraining order for publishing this disgraceful slur upon Capt.Emad's good name and daily routine.

We wish to state that the coming action against the ACT muppet Government over Capt.Emad's dishwasher has been leaked to Nicholson and the "hate media".

The severe tinnitus suffered by the Captain was known only to himself, Dr. Ossicle the Ear doctor, and myself.

I suspect ASIO may be involved in this misinformation, or the HSU "Beaut" Branch West, or Sweet FWA.

Anyway, we will sue.

This is not to frighten.

Remember Assange.

Remember Craig Thomson

gg
 
dutchie said:
From the Desk of Ms Julia Gillard , acting Prime Minister of the Commonwealth of Australia
(including Christmas Island)
Parliament House
Canberra

To :
Mr Garpal Gumnut
Garpal Gumnut Lawyers and Trolley Service
Waziristan

Dear Sir
Re: Capt.Emad vs the muppet ACT Housing Authority, Gungahlin Shopping Centre,
the ACT Housing Authority and the Commonwealth of Australia

We have received your missive and respond as follows:.........
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So funny.
As is the whole concept of the thread.
If the whole matter were not so *****disgracefully farcical.
 
DB008 said:
Just wanted to say, what a F**KEN JOKE this country is turning into.

Capt'n Emad, head-honcho people smuggler, who, AFP admitted today, was 'under investigation', does a runner.

WTF???

Meanwhile, his kids are still living in public housing, which we have provided (!!) and there are genuine folk out there who are doing it tough and living in cars.
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couldnt have said it any better...

these "REFUGEES" i call them gucci refugees,sell the business get on a plane buy a seat on a boat all sweet.

as seen on 4 corners before one said..."go to australia they give you money" joke alright & these dills
in canberra allow it...plus here have a house IN CANBERRA & not a mt druitt houso no way brand new
house. we must be the laughing stock of the world.

a real refugee gets here with the ar5e out of his pants such as the vietnamese in the 70's they are

BOAT people fleeing murderous commies not this scum having a lend of this country.

this labour party has to be the most spineless ever sent to canberra.

here REAL REFUGESS...

http://www.google.com.au/search?q=vietnamese+refugees&hl=en&qscrl=1&nord=1&rlz=1T4SUNC_enAU392AU392&prmd=imvns&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=YKDQT72lJ-K3iQfVzdj5Cw&sqi=2&ved=0CGMQsAQ&biw=1366&bih=619ttp://www.google.com.au/search?q=vietnamese+refugees&hl=en&qscrl=1&nord=1&rlz=1T4SUNC_enAU392AU392&prmd=imvns&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=YKDQT72lJ-K3iQfVzdj5Cw&sqi=2&ved=0CGMQsAQ&biw=1366&bih=619

 
I have been getting some unsolicited tweets from a fellow in Sydney who describes himself as a lawyer.

I believe he is from Eire.

His name is Murphy, or Christy or some such.

I believe he lost a mozza in the Opes Prime Debacle.

One fortunate side effect of his bombastic intrusion on my twitter account is his logo, which I have decided to include in the Garpal Gumnut Lawyers and Trolley Service: Representing Capt.Emad

"An advocate knows..save that client by all means & expedients & at all hazards & costs to other persons and amongst them to himself is his first and only duty"

" Beyond all reasonable doubt " is such a nice concept.

gg
 
If Gillard is Acting PM is she a member of Actors Equity ( a logie winner for sure ) GG can you confirm Clive the good ship HMAS Unsinkable 11 and the CPT. and not in collusion.
 
Garpal Gumnut Lawyers and Trolley Service: Representing Capt.Emad
"An advocate knows..save that client by all means & expedients & at all hazards & costs to other persons and amongst them to himself is his first and only duty"
" No trolley too big, no boat too small"

My client Capt. Emad continues to be the subject of derision and doubt in all media except the Fairfax Press.

His dishwasher remains unfixed by the muppet ACT Government and the Federal Police have impounded a shopping trolley from his back yard in Canberra, insinuating that he stole it from a shopping centre.

Meanwhile through his efforts and that of the muppet ALP/Green Federal Government three more boats have been added to the Australian Navy fleet and hundreds more clients have arrived without tinnitus for ACT lawyers.

Capt. Emad would like to thank the Sydney Morning Herald, the Age and the Canberra Times in particular for studiously ignoring his recent holiday taken at short notice to seek treatment for his tinnitus, and any mention of him in their newspapers today.

As I speak, Medicare are disgracefully refusing to pay for his flight to seek medical attention.

Remember, he is entitled to the presumption of innocence.

gg
 
Logique said:
The Garpal Gumnut Lawyers and Trolley Service, would appear to possess an enviable level of horizontal integration.

Captain Dame, sorry Emad (fooled the authorities there) is quite rightly entitled to the presumption of innocence. He and Craig Thomson, both entitled to the presumption of innocence. It was a case of mistaken identity.
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It may well have been his boat, but that doesn't mean he was at the helm! No proof of that. :)
 
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