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February 2025 Stock Competition Entries!

So now moving from the leaders of the Comp to that unworthy position of last on the table.
@access has excelled in gaining this most coveted of positions.
The note that is on the wall scrawled on a piece of scrap paper scavenged from the local tip has your duties listed as the Cellar dweller.
Unfortunately, seating and reading matter is unavailable this month as is the usual supply of gut rot red.
The usual one feather remaining in the feather duster is still there for you to maintain the high standard of cleaning duties that is required of the Cellar Dweller.
The much sought after certificate of Do Much Better Next Month is hidden in amongst the dust, grim and dirt.
 
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