Earthquake in Melbourne!

[Joules MM1]

sound bites from around the traps taken from current affairs programs in victoria

"ah, nah-yeah, i wooz just finishing me marmite fingers when i wooz gunna start the jelly the missus had made, ya know, she'd made this rooly kewel jelletin out of a rabbit shaped tin and i can tell ya chasing that thing around me plate with a fork wooz a roil larf n a half"

"well, i was dozin off in bed when i thought the misses had left her favourite vibrator on under the pillow, like she likes to do, when i tried to stand up and the whole room was shaking and i could here this howling noise, so, i made my way to the window and i could the next doors prattling on about jelly rabbits and that was when i new we were in trouble......"

yeah, well, some of me patio furniture fell over and some tossers took photos and planted them all over the web....bastaard

 

[Eager]

Typically, this event was hijacked by Melburnites and turned into a Mirthquake.

Closer to the epicentre in regional Vic, real people suffered real damage to their properties.

The size of the quake was similar to the one that killed over a dozen people in Newcastle in 1989.

 

[Tink]

We seem to have had a minor earthquake in Melbourne, the last few days.

Nothing unusual here.

Did anyone else?

http://www.ga.gov.au/earthquakes/

 

[pixel]

We seem to have had a minor earthquake in Melbourne, the last few days.

Nothing unusual here.

Did anyone else?

http://www.ga.gov.au/earthquakes/

Must be a belated result to the "Landslide Election".
Which would form a welcome reason to "Blame it on Labor" - like every other bad thing.

 

[Tink]

LOL Pixel, I could have said that
Expect more of this under Labor.

The two minor earthquakes or tremors we had, were from two different places, and were not connected at all.
The last one we had was more central.
It only lasted less than a minute, from the reports.