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xyzedarteerf said:
here's mine when I was nine I was woken up in the morning with a whole lot of swearing and yelling I looked outside the house it was dark around 2am, there I saw my dad yelling at the old Hills Hoist claiming he stole his wallet after 30mins arguing with the hoist he later went inside wore me mum's undies and pissed in the closet, this put me of drinking anything with alcohol for at least 13yrs.
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Did you ever find out what he was drinking? I reckon there'd be a few people willing to give it a try, strictly for professional reasons of course.
 
Hehehehe.

Guilty as charged. The evidence is dotted throughout these threads.

Good thing im a strict teetotaller through the other months of the year :D
 
:D i,d like to say a big good morning and bob my head for a while.


nothing to rant about


top of the world ma.
 
Yesterday was a good long lunch. Hopefully the numbness will immunise me from any pain today, after the dows drop of 323 points on Friday.
 
Geez, Mel Gibson certainly knows how to have a good rant... or three or four.
 
nulla nulla said:
Geez, Mel Gibson certainly knows how to have a good rant... or three or four.
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Caught on tape?

Oh yeaah like everyone records their bedroom conversations for release on the internet.


The stupidity of rich people knows no bounds when it come to women it seems.

Poor people could take note just quietly
:p:
 
This really isn't a drunken rant but more of a warning when you do get drunk. DO NOT GET ON EBAY !

I am now the proud owner of:-

1) A Razor scooter set of handlebars (thought I was bidding on the whole damn bike)

2) AKAI home theatre amplifier (which doesn't work without some special widget which you cannot buy anywhere in Australia or the rest of the world)

3) A remote control speedboat (which doesn't come with a remote apparently)

So there you have it ladeeeeezzzz and generalmen. Live and learn. :eek:
 
trainspotter said:
This really isn't a drunken rant but more of a warning when you do get drunk. DO NOT GET ON EBAY !

I am now the proud owner of:-

1) A Razor scooter set of handlebars (thought I was bidding on the whole damn bike)

2) AKAI home theatre amplifier (which doesn't work without some special widget which you cannot buy anywhere in Australia or the rest of the world)

3) A remote control speedboat (which doesn't come with a remote apparently)

So there you have it ladeeeeezzzz and generalmen. Live and learn. :eek:
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Hahaha, just how drunk were you?
 
trainspotter said:
Obviously drunk enough to bid on things I neither need nor want even if they were a whole and operating piece ??? LOL. :D
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Don't worry too much, next time you get pissed try to sell them on eBay.

If lucky, might even recover some of the funds you invested.
 
I asked a mate why the family cat was called 'Cooking Fat'?

He said it got its name because every Friday night when his dad got home really late pissed, he would trip over the cat, and thats what he yelled out!
 
I don't think I'm drunk but am irritated enough to comment that I'm a bit fed up with newbie members addressing their inevitably repetitive questions to
"Hi Guys"!

Fergawdsake, not all of us are blokes here. If you want any replies to generate possible responses from the female members of the forum, try to find a more gender neutral greeting.:banghead:
 
Julia said:
I don't think I'm drunk but am irritated enough to comment that I'm a bit fed up with newbie members addressing their inevitably repetitive questions to
"Hi Guys"!

Fergawdsake, not all of us are blokes here. If you want any replies to generate possible responses from the female members of the forum, try to find a more gender neutral greeting.:banghead:
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While i agree it isn't gender neutral, amongst younger people (as far as i am aware and going by my own experiences/peer group) saying 'guys' when addressing a group isn't specifically talking to the males, its the same as saying 'Hi All'
 
Perhaps so, Prawn, but then there are also those which begin:
"Gents"!

Just a couple of days ago Wayne suggested the site is anti-male.
Perhaps I'm just drawing a bit of balance here, because it seems to me that such is not the case at all, and rather the assumption exists that people with an interest in financial markets must be male.
 
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