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By age 15.....Again, if you think she doesn't understand this from personal experience then your're probably wrong.
Suppose your daughter is reaching "sexual experimentation age".
Do you ...
a) tell her not to go there till marriage (probably making her rebel for the sake of rebellion).
b) tell her to go on the pill (probably making her rebel, safe in the knowledge that dad thinks it's ok, and anyway she won't become pregnant
Your fingers arent the things that need to be crossed.c) ignore it and keep your fingers crossed
Hm, that might work!d) slip the pill into her tea each morning
As mentioned elsewhere, in the army they used to put bromide in your tea (lol - rumoured ok) - not sure if they put the pill in the wraac's tea? - I've been wraacing my brains over this for years.
e) send her my way
just an FYI the pill isnt 100% effective, my best mate (21) just knocked up his gf (19) and she was on the pill.
Id reccomend giving her the pill and having a large staircase/rusty coathanger/open microwave on standby...
... my best mate (21) just knocked up his gf (19) and she was on the pill.
Id reccomend giving her the pill and having a large staircase/rusty coathanger/open microwave on standby...
lol - thanks for the light hearted take there Prospector... Half a page was a picture of him and his ex, with their palms to the camera. On his palm was written "If its not on" and on her palm was written "then its not on". The article then proceeded to outline how Mr X's father had, at the age of ten, given him a sex talk and safe sex practices!Oh my GAWD!
lol - pay that oneAnd the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
1. lol - sure thing doc - and mine has a couple of them as well - but like I mentioned back there , it was meant to be a generic / general question, i.e. " If YOU had a daughter etc."Best solution is to perhaps have had the foresight to provide daughter with three or four large, tough .. big brothers.
http://pregnancy.about.com/od/boyorgirl/p/girlorboy.htm This is the most effective technique in sex selection. With nearly 100% accuracy and the ability to select not only sex but a healthy embryo makes it very popular. Though this is a costly and intensive method of sex selection that uses in vitro fertilization and does biopsies on the embryos before they are returned to the uterus.
THE WEDDING TEST
I was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate.. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister..
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
You weren't seriously going to cheat on your future wife with her sister would you?
Hell, anyone remember "Candid Camera " - just the sort of thing they'd do lolI know you may laugh but there was an episode on Oprah about this ...
.... easy to rationalise,
but Where do you start with affairs of the heart, like two lovers’ tortured goodbyes,
who Needs to be chaste, its such a damned waste
they Much prefer lock-jawed and wrestle-embraced
(you Try it on strangers you’re sure to get maced)
and a Needing, bleeding, and frenzied-feeding - pleading trust in their eyes.
(As long as they don’t get to actually breeding before’n they formalise).
cos you Haven’t felt warmth till you’ve been there child, tho’ you’ve sat in front of the fire,
nor Shared in so dizzy a dream there child, with your heart on so swinging a tyre,
if Only one knew how to “beam there” child, one would yell from the highest spire,
but Rational thoughts – in love – distorts,
and the Two don’t combine well by all reports,
you just Give of your soul and your innermost thoughts,
and be Blissfully, wis(t)fully, ultralong kissfully - glissfully lost in the mire.
(you could Bottle and bank it and make a pile - Swissfully – selling to the highest buyer).
hey- it’s Not always happy, etc
See original post:It shouldn't be unexpected, but you're a little over the top, particularly for sex. Average age is still 16-17. I wonder if you're basing your statements from a study, or from the media?
Not long after = year or two = 16 - 17.By age 15...
And not long after she understands the concept of faking it. And that young blokes in a hurry aren't always too keen on condoms.
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