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dutchie

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Here is a new Christmas Competition:

To enter just simply write down what you think Garpal Gumnut is whispering into Joe (the ASF Godfather) Blows' ear.

Funniest entry wins a one week cruise on the Oceanic Viking
Second funniest entry wins a two week cruise on the Oceanic Viking.

Good luck everyone.
 
Hi Good Competition.

I think he is whispering that the Ripolli Inquiry will not solve any of the financial planning industries problems.
 
"The horse heads are ready boss, you want I should go sort out the jokers in the house price threads now"
 
"i'm sorry to tell you but this is all one big giant ponzi scheme"
 
"Jumpin Jehosafats, Boss. Next time you have your pedicure and manicure session get 'em to look at your lugs as well.

Right now you could grow some good Sicilian potatoes in there."
 
Dowdy said:
"i'm sorry to tell you but this is all one big giant ponzi scheme"
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Now there's an open ended one...

Depending on your views, everything from housing to the stock market to climate change fits into that category.
 
Scram Joe..me and the Townsville boys are takin' over..Yes I have a very big gun ,Joe
 
"Boss, the boys have been talking about those socks you always get for the secret santa, they'd really like something else this year..."
 
"Thought you should know those idiots at ASF are trying to make us look stupid by putting silly captions on this picture."
 
Hey Boss,
I'll make you an offer you can't refuse.
If you let me borrow your Haemorrhoidal Ointment Applicator, I'll let you wash my soiled frilly Bonds lycra hipsters.
 
(using the accent of Count Von Count from sesame street) "want to suck your blood ah ah ah"
 
"It's only a small suitcase Joe, it wont take up much space.
Yes the notes are unmarked and non-sequential.
I only need you to look after it for a short time until those
minor distractions with the 4th Mrs Gumnut are all sorted."
 
"Hey Don. I'm changing my avatar. You'd better change your avatar soon or the punters may realise you used to work for those Godbotherers over at Goldman Sachs."
 
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