Christmas Competition

[dutchie]

Here is a new Christmas Competition:

To enter just simply write down what you think Garpal Gumnut is whispering into Joe (the ASF Godfather) Blows' ear.

Funniest entry wins a one week cruise on the Oceanic Viking
Second funniest entry wins a two week cruise on the Oceanic Viking.

Good luck everyone.

 

[Gerkin]

Hi Good Competition.

I think he is whispering that the Ripolli Inquiry will not solve any of the financial planning industries problems.

 

[Gundini]

"So what's it to be tonight boss, you want to be the mummy or the daddy?"

 

[Putty7]

"The horse heads are ready boss, you want I should go sort out the jokers in the house price threads now"

 

[Dowdy]

"i'm sorry to tell you but this is all one big giant ponzi scheme"

 

[nunthewiser]

" If you remove my infraction points i,ll lend you the arnage"

 

[YELNATS]

"Jumpin Jehosafats, Boss. Next time you have your pedicure and manicure session get 'em to look at your lugs as well.

Right now you could grow some good Sicilian potatoes in there."

 

[Smurf1976]

"i'm sorry to tell you but this is all one big giant ponzi scheme"

Now there's an open ended one...

Depending on your views, everything from housing to the stock market to climate change fits into that category.

 

[prawn_86]

" If you remove my infraction points i,ll lend you the arnage"

haha this is my pick of the bunch so far

 

[Boyou]

Scram Joe..me and the Townsville boys are takin' over..Yes I have a very big gun ,Joe

 

[sam76]

vote 1 Labor

 

[jono1887]

"Boss, the boys have been talking about those socks you always get for the secret santa, they'd really like something else this year..."

 

[Julia]

Dutchie, great idea. Some very funny entries so far.

 

[Old Mate]

"Thought you should know those idiots at ASF are trying to make us look stupid by putting silly captions on this picture."

 

[nevieboy]

Hey Boss,
I'll make you an offer you can't refuse.
If you let me borrow your Haemorrhoidal Ointment Applicator, I'll let you wash my soiled frilly Bonds lycra hipsters.

 

[ChilliBlue]

OMG...Look at all that ear hair

 

[Ashsaege]

(using the accent of Count Von Count from sesame street) "want to suck your blood ah ah ah"

 

[Solly]

"It's only a small suitcase Joe, it wont take up much space.
Yes the notes are unmarked and non-sequential.
I only need you to look after it for a short time until those
minor distractions with the 4th Mrs Gumnut are all sorted."

 

[GumbyLearner]

"Hey Don. I'm changing my avatar. You'd better change your avatar soon or the punters may realise you used to work for those Godbotherers over at Goldman Sachs."

 

[nunthewiser]

" Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me"