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ASF spelling and grammar lessons

lol, wayne - then of course there are examples of coarse course language ...
"only way that bloody horse will ever win a goddamned race is inside the belly of a f***ing greyhound."


Ms Eliza Doolittle, act 1 :-
"shift your blooming a-rse"

Ms Eliza Doolittle, act 3:-
"Why certainly Higgins, of course I'll sing a coarse song in the course of the concert for the cause, if it helps get horses back on the course in time for the cup - even if these are the coarsest corsets you've ever caused me to wear"

etc etc

 
1. Every person present did their best to help. (right/wrong?)
2. Every person present did his best to help. (right/wrong?)
3. Every person present did his or her best to help. (right/wrong?)

4. All men and women present did their best to help. (right/wrong?)

5. Everybody present helped. (right/wrong?)

6. Neither of the men were selected. (right/wrong?)
7. Neither of the men was selected. (right/wrong?)

8. Neither of the twins is to blame. (right/wrong?)
9. Neither of the triplets is to blame. (right/wrong?)

10. Each of the boys filled their pockets with the stolen fruit.
 
cripes this gets tricky lol.

1. They are older than us, yet we did better than them.
2. They are older than we, yet we did better than they.
 
lol - If anyone likes spoonerism humour ( I think I'm right lol)
Kath and Kim movie lol Channel 7 now

"like an octopus spreading his testicles over everything" etc lol

lol Sharon is "getting married to some bloke she's been chatting to all day and all night on the chatroom" lol
(Magda Szubanski)

she's taken up Pole dancing - lol - turns up to the lesson dressed in Polish garb lol -
rofl
 
LOOSE is like not tight


LOSE is like not gain


Q. are 50% of people taught to spell lose with double `o`
 
LOOSE is like not tight
LOSE is like not gain
Q. are 50% of people taught to spell lose with double `o`
wys, just that we sometimes find ourselves in a "loose-loose" situation? maybe? - or is that "hang loose-loose". ?

Q. Mr Lautrek , why are you always broke?
A. mmm maybe because I was "born Toulouse"?
 
I'm trying to catch up so haven't read all the posts so if this has been said before, please forgive me.

They are older than we, yet we did better than they.

This one's easy if you realise that it's a contraction of 'They are older than we ARE, yet we did better than they DID.'
 
That's fine if you want to sound like an upper-class British git, but if you prefer to sound like an average Aussie bloke or sheila, you'll treat "than" as a preposition in that case and use objective pronouns after it.

GP
 
I'm trying to catch up so haven't read all the posts so if this has been said before, please forgive me.



This one's easy if you realise that it's a contraction of 'They are older than we ARE, yet we did better than they DID.'

prefer: "they are older, yet we did better"
 
That's fine if you want to sound like an upper-class British git, but if you prefer to sound like an average Aussie bloke or sheila, you'll treat "than" as a preposition in that case and use objective pronouns after it.

GP
Around my area of 'Nam you are like to hear "They are older than we, yet we did better than they". But a quick walk down the road and it would be "Wo'ever, we'z better than them old geezers".
 
then of course the private school educated Pom might resort to "in" -acronyms .. like
NOCD
not our class darling ..., etc.

best responded to by singing a round of "walking the bulldog" - sung delicately ..

 
just heard this one on ABC ... an example of when grammar sounds "strange"

a) we won the semifinal by fewer than 15 seconds
b) we won the semifinal by less than 15 seconds (my vote)
 
just heard this one on ABC ... an example of when grammar sounds "strange"

a) we won the semifinal by fewer than 15 seconds
b) we won the semifinal by less than 15 seconds (my vote)

Fewer or Less?

Use fewer with objects that can be counted one-by-one.

Use less with qualities or quantities that cannot be individually counted.

Incorrect: There were less days below freezing last winter.

Correct: There were fewer days below freezing last winter.
(Days can be counted.)

Correct: I drank less water than she did.
(Water cannot be counted individually here.)

When referring to time or money, less is normally used even with numbers. Specific units of time or money use fewer only in cases where individual items are referred to.

Examples: I have less than an hour to do this work.

I have less time to this work.

I have less money than I need.

I have less than twenty dollars.

He worked fewer hours than I did.

The only occasion in which you might say, "I have fewer than twenty dollars," would be when you were talking about specific dollar bills or coins, such as "I have fewer than twenty silver dollars in my collection."
 
Another very common mistake is for people to refer to 'one another' when talking about just two people, and 'each other' when referring to many people.
Should of course be the other way around.

Also noticeable when I've been unable to avoid hearing the occasional bit on the radio about the dreaded Olympics is reporters referring to the "Dias".
It's the "Dais", fellas.
 
i wood like to take the opportoonity to thank everyone here for learning me great grammer and spelling stuff , i am doing real gooder now
thankyou , thankyou very much
 
i wood like to take the opportoonity to thank everyone here for learning me great grammer and spelling stuff , i am doing real gooder now
thankyou , thankyou very much

Grate yuh doin reel gooder nour. Itz ah inspiatchun two all uz educatad fokes too bee abal two halp.
 
i wood like to take the opportoonity to thank everyone here for learning me great grammer and spelling stuff , i am doing real gooder now
thankyou , thankyou very much

ok ok nun lol - no need to take the piss (or maybe there is a need, lol )
we all cringe a bit posting to a thread called "grammar lessons" -
think of it as discussion / sharing.
 
Something I keep meaning to research is - suppose you have a quote in a sentence (or the entire sentence is a quote) - should you finish the sentence with ". or with ."
I'm guessing the latter, (although I usually use the former) - but maybe there are cases when the former is correct

"Go to work".
"Go to work".
He said "Go to work".
He said "Go to work."

Getting down to the important questions now! lol -
Forget this stuff about "Is there a God?"
or should that be ""Is there a God"?"?

He said "she said "he said "they went to work."""
 
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