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ASF spelling and grammar lessons

here's a test - there are two questions

So how many questions marks? (,) or if you prefer, which is correct?:-

a) to be, or not to be?

b) to be?, or not to be?

c) to be, or not to be??

It's not really a sentence is it. **

The full sentence is: To be, or not to be, that is the question. That is a statement so a full stop is correct.

In fact in the actual discourse in Hamlet, it has a semi-colon.

** Full stop or question mark?
 
I think it should be :-

to be? or not to be? is that a question?
whether 'tis necessary in the mind
to add a heap of question marks
or to take arms against a sea of pedants,
and by opposing , amend them?

when painting a placard in backyards
for APEC or those ones for "punk U8" 's
it's not so much commas on placards
it more bout the WORDS that you punctuate.

(sheesh they're getting cornier than Kansas in August )

PS I suppose you're gonna expect me to concede that you're 100% right (?)
(!)
Gordon Macrae
 

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Undersatnd, So a patient patient makes sense/cents (meaning the spelling is correct, I understand the context...)

"makes sense" - yes.
"makes cents" - I hope you are kidding!
 
Wayne, I remember learning the same thing. Another allied rule was never to begin a sentence with a preposition.

However, I believe this has become somewhat more flexible these days and often in the interests of more adequately conveying meaning, or perhaps to convey additional stress of a particular point, we do see "And" beginning sentences. I find myself using it.

If we think about the concept in terms of how it sounds in conversation rather than how it looks when written, then perhaps that makes what I'm attempting to say more clear. I'll attempt an example:

"We've had the most terrifying storm. At first great jagged spears of lightning pierced the sky, followed by roll after roll of deafening thunder. And then the rain began, drenching everything in moments."

From a purely grammatical point of view, the "And" at the start of the last sentence is incorrect. But I think it adds meaning to conveying the violence of the storm. Agree? Disagree?

May I slip into this thread my irritation with the over-use of smilies?
(Now perhaps that should have not been a question mark in terms of the earlier discussion in that I'm not actually asking someone for the answer to this question given I am already expressing what I want to. This is an archetypal rhetorical question.)
The occasional smilie is fun and makes a point. But tossing them in after every few words is simply irritating and gives the impression that the writer is not confident enough about the content of what he/she is saying to allow it to stand alone.
 

You are right, Pat. English is a difficult language to learn. It hasn't helped that there have been so many changes in fashion regarding how to teach literacy in schools. Many teachers in our public schools these days cannot spell and have a minimal understanding of grammar. It's not their fault.
They were never properly taught.

My suggestion is to read, read, read. We learn words and their spellings largely as a result of repeated recognition. I doubt that you will find too many voracious readers who have any difficulty with spelling.

Please let's not give up and succumb to slang and abbreviated language.
Go and get the collected works of Oscar Wilde. There you have clever use of language, along with much wisdom and wit.
 
wayneL said:
Here's a punctuation question.
e.g. I went to the pub, and proceeded to get as drunk as a skunk.
Is this incorrect?

Julia said:
Wayne, I remember learning the same thing. Another allied rule was never to begin a sentence with a preposition.
not sure about either of these - but one thing I'm absolutely certain of - you shouldn't mix your met-her-fors.

I mean - I went to the pub once, and proceeded to get drunk,

and then I began a sentence with a proposition -

.....don't do it - you'll get a black eye for sure.
 
I do remember that one too.

I often begin a sentence with "and" as well. As you say it is grammatically incorrect in strict formal English, but it seems to be common in conversational English. And it seems to work just fine when writing in a conversational style.

As we all know, conversational English is far more dynamic and forgiving, and contains any number of hideous transgressions that would never make it to the written word.

I guess it depends whether writing a formal document, or waffling on message boards.

Anyway, saw another beauty at a different forum tonight:

I guess I just have to sit and weight for the slow hand of the law to help me.
Oops.
 
I guess I just have to sit and weight for the slow hand of the law to help me.
The difference between being "heavied" and not verballed by the police?
 
I hear what you are saying. Reading has helped alot, especially with my vocabulary. However english and writing has always been a thorn in my side whilst at school, I'm more of a maths/science man.

I was kidding with the cents, just pointiing out more "quirks". Do you think we pronounce the 't' as opposed to the 's'?
 
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2007/10/11/2057211.htm "The President, of course, sees Mrs Bush as a tremendous asset and a very good spokesperson on some of these issues," Ms Perino said, adding that the couple is "united on this issue".
personally I'd have said the couple are united

btw, as with all things, it pays to double Czech
bit like Danny Devito and Schwartzy
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096320/
 
What's the longest word in the English language?

It used to be "antidisestablishmentarianism", but the word is basically defunct these days, and I seem to recall that there is a longer one now.

Anyone know it?

<Edit> Too easy... Wikipedia knows http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longest_word_in_English

The longest non-technical word is "Floccinaucinihilipilification".
 

According to Merriam-Webster .... The longest word that you'll find in our Webster's Third New International Dictionary, Unabridged, is pneumonoultramicro-scopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, which has 45 letters and which is a disease of the lungs caused by inhaling very fine irritant particles.

It is easier to pronounce too.
 
An extract from today's "Crikey.com":

Warwick Sauer writes: Re. "Crikey Policy Comparison Part 8: death penalty" (yesterday, item 13). Crikey wrote: "Kevin Rudd wrapped McClelland’s knuckles..." Exactly what did Kevin Rudd "wrap" Robert McClelland’s knuckles in? Bandages embedded with broken glass? Therapeutic mud and seaweed? Or, perhaps: a dissertation on the respective meanings of "wrap" and "rap"?
 

off topic - but a couple of quotes about glass, gloves, knuckles, - brilliant imagery (in the case of Aung San Suu Kyi - as indeed that crikey article is )

Aung San Suu Kyi :-
https://www.aussiestockforums.com/forums/showthread.php?p=207479&highlight=glass#post207479

Like Cousins was interviewed the other day "so you've put your gloves on" (referring to fight with Turnbull over pulpmill) - "hell no", he said, " this has been bare knuckles for a long time"
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2007/08/23/2013605.htm

PS
Exactly what did Kevin Rudd "wrap" Robert McClelland’s knuckles in?
Exactly in what did Kevin Rudd "wrap" Robert McClelland’s knuckles?
 
What's the longest word in the English language?

http://members.aol.com/gulfhigh2/words12.html

ps apologies to any residents of KRUNGTHEP MAHANAKHON BOVORN RATANAKOSIN MAHINTHARAYUTTHAYA MAHADILOKPOP NOPARATRATCHATHANI BURIROM UDOMRATCHANIVETMAHASATHAN AMORNPIMAN AVATARNS ATHIT SAKKATHATTIYAVISNUKARMPRASIT, if in typing this I made any typos
 
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