Posted with deference to Cool Bananas & T/A.
Farewell aunty jack,
We know you'll be back
Though you're 10 feet tall
You don't scare us at all
You're big, bold and tough
But you're not so rough
There's a scream as T/A plummets away ('allo me little luvlies)
So remember, you better listen to this analysis real close coz i'll tell you what,if you don't,
I'm gonna jump through your laptop and rip your bloody arms off...and i will too...
Don't forget it...especially you stupid.
He rides a black bike
And drives through the night
He's big, round and fat
But don't dare tell him that
Coz he gets so mean
His laptop starts to gleam
There's a scream as T/A plummets away (goodbye me little luvlies)