An ideal Xmas....?

Smurf1976 said:

I'm not at all into religion, never have been, but I'd seriously like to see an end to "Xmas". Thought it had gone a couple of years ago but it seems to be making a comeback.

It's Christmas.

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2020hindsight said:

smurf
if you force us to type 9 letters instead of 4, (Xmas)then we'll just take twice as long to type it . nothing else.
I mean not all of us use more than 1 or 2 fingers to type with -
personally, I think xmas is gr8 m8. makes me more efficient.

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ghotib said:

Anywhere without Jingle Bell Rock or I'm Dreaming of a Whoyeyeyeyeyete Xmas or any kind of Xmas music playing in shopping centres or other large public places.

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Smurf1976 said:

Not that it really bothers me that much.

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alankew said:

Is to hear Slades "Merry Christmas Everybody"played on the radio at least 57 times.Emigrated here 4 1/2 years ago and it aint Christmas until Noddy Holder has been heard on the radio(special significance as they are from my home town-Wolverhampton)

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http://www.answers.com/topic/rudolph-the-red-nosed-reindeer
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (reindeer)
Had a very shiny nose (like a lightbulb)
And if you ever saw him (saw him)
You would even say it glows (like a lightbulb)

All of the other reindeer (reindeer)
Used to laugh and call him names (like Pinocchio)
They never let poor Rudolph (Rudolph)
Join in any reindeer games (like Monopoly)

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say (in his underwear!), or (G'day!) - Australian version
"Rudolph, with your nose so bright,
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?" (all right!)

Then all the reindeer loved him (loved him)
As they shouted out with glee: (Yippee!)
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, (reindeer)
You'll go down in history! (like Columbus)

Or, as it was sung on The Simpsons:

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows (like a lightbulb)

All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names (like shnozzola!)
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games (like Strip Poker)

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say:
"Rudolph, get your nose over here,
Won't you guide my sleigh... today." - Homer couldn't remember the lyrics correctly and made up the rest.

Then all the reindeer loved him
As they shouted out with glee:
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
You'll go down in history! - Bart then ends the song with: like Attila the Hun before Homer cuts off Bart's singing by choking him.

The 1960 version produced by Alvin and the Chipmunks is done in a straightforward way, except that Rudolph joins the boys, and it is clear from his voice that he is "stuffed up" with a head cold, as he is unable to say certain words correctly, and this is presumed to be the explanation for his nose being red:

Rudolph with your dose so bright
Won't you guide my sleigh todight?

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There definitely needs to be some sport on Xmas day, some pr0n in the stocking and a day on the p1ss and some lovin action to finish off the day - followed by a month off work.

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