The Weird, Strange, Crazy News & Stuff Thread!

[Wysiwyg]

There are probably thousands of B.S. stories on the internet.

 

[Wysiwyg]

Taking the boys for a spin in the ute.

 

[Solly]

Man In Stolen Miniskirt Wanted To Impress Wife

A Minnesota man was ticketed for walking out of a store wearing a stolen miniskirt and bikini to impress his wife.

Hey Jono here's one way to hold on to babe

http://wcco.com/watercooler/stolen.miniskirt.theft.2.1189742.html

 

[Solly]

ASF Members lunch turns ugly

A man caught urinating in a downtown alley caused a commotion yesterday when he jumped from the roof of the Red Door Restaurant, plunging through the eatery's front awning.

http://www2.timesdispatch.com/rtd/news/local/crime/article/CHAS17_20090916-222607/293455/

 

[Solly]

Beer, pizza, music, and true Portland spirit, all on one bike

The only thing missing is a spot for 21Meg NextG equipped Netbook

http://bikeportland.org/2009/09/15/introducing-the-hopworksfiets-beer-pizza-music-and-true-portland-spirit-all-on-one-bike/

 

[Solly]

Man drives 'borrowed' 3 Wheel Scooter on to Freeway On Ramp

12 pack of beer involved.

Anybody we know?

http://www.jsonline.com/news/milwaukee/59370337.html

 

[Solly]

A pr0n star has pleaded guilty to taking wrong entrance

No, not that entrance....

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ap/nation/6621546.html

 

[Solly]

A DRUNK footballer's loudly simulated sex with a parking meter has been recounted in Cairns Magistrates' Court.

Ahh....Cairns, the Florida Keys of the north...


http://www.cairns.com.au/article/2009/09/18/64575_local-news.html

 

[Solly]

Meet Nax, The Male Sex Doll

Nax going bald on top with a long flowing ponytail a la Michael Bolton circa the ‘90s, he also sports a pubic bush that would make a forest jealous.

I'm sure he posts here...

http://datedaily.com/news/sex-bites/meet-nax-male-sex-doll/

 

[Solly]

“He was out there milking cows and this one fell on him.”

http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2009/sep/18/cow-falls-man-injures-him-he-was-milking-near-st-l/

 

[Solly]

Some Looney with a handgun.....Authorities said alcohol was a factor.

An Imperial man is dead after accidentally shooting himself in the head while teaching his girlfriend firearm safety.

http://www.kmov.com/topstories/stories/kmov-stlouis-news-090921-firearm-safety.1a1a31153.html

 

[Julia]

Sign on the side of a ute I saw today:

"Mobile Gardener: All types of gardening. Ph. etc."

Mobile gardener??? What is the alternative? That you'd pack up your garden and take it to the gardener?

 

[Solly]

Another quality article about life on the Gold Coast =>

'Bumcrack bandit' woman suspect in two latest shootings on Gold Coast

http://shar.es/WsdGU

 

[Smurf1976]

An old thread but strange things do happen.

Man killed whilst sleeping (in bed) by a cow falling through the roof. It's one of the more unusual causes of death I'd think.

http://www.perthnow.com.au/news/wor...in-bed-in-brazil/story-fnhrvhol-1226679062269

Thankfully, cows falling through the roof seems to be an uncommon problem here in Australia.

 

[Logique]

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/ar...es-blames-aliens/story-e6frev00-1225897807998

Man hit by six meteorites blames aliens - 2010

A MAN who claims he is being targeted by extraterrestrials after a series of meteorite strikes on his house has now been hit by a sixth space rock in the space of a few years..

 

[Knobby22]

Sign on the side of a ute I saw today:

"Mobile Gardener: All types of gardening. Ph. etc."

Mobile gardener??? What is the alternative? That you'd pack up your garden and take it to the gardener?

Just noticed that. LOL

 

[cynic]

Thankfully, cows falling through the roof seems to be an uncommon problem here in Australia.

Quite right.

Australian standards of manufacture ensure that our roofs can be trusted to withstand the impact of even the heaviest of altitude challenged airborne bovines.

 

[dutchie]

Re: The Weird, Strange, Crazy News & Stuff Thread!

You can always beat yourself!

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Ouch!

Man's penis bitten by a snake as he went to the toilet to relieve himself

Read more: http://www.news.com.au/weird-true-f...lf/story-e6frflri-1226679390080#ixzz2Z74W7poB

 

[basilio]

81 Year old Australian wins the Peking to Paris Rally in a P76 Leyland

Now does that tick all the boxes for Weird, Strange and out there news stories.

And its totally true.

http://news.drive.com.au/drive/motor-news/australians-win-peking-to-paris-rally-20130702-2p8ww.html
http://www2.endurorally.com/pp2013/results.php

 

[Calliope]

The Dirtiest Man Alive.

Somewhere deep within the dusty outskirts of Farashband, Iran lives a unique creature who could easily be considered the dirtiest human alive.

Meet Amoo Hadij, a peculiar 80-year-old man who has not bathed himself once in more than 60 years. Amoo Hadij lives in a small abandoned brick hut in the village of Dezhgah, completely alone, surrounded by garbage, dirt, and animal feces. A bit of a loner, Amoo likes to keep to himself, and rarely has the opportunity to interact with other people. This is probably due to the fact that he smells to high heaven and has the outward appearance of a troll.

http://viralious.com/2013/12/29/9-people-you-wont-believe-actually-exist/3/