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BradK

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Hey all,

The great volcano ash of 2010 is well underway, with no sign of an end. Has this disrupted any of your plans? My sister in laws mother is heading back to the Old Country on Wednesday... doubt that will go ahead.

What about the effects on the airline companies... insured? Or losing money hand over foot?

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/travel/news/article7100541.ece

Does anyone else see the irony in Iceland crippling Britain at the moment? A big fork and fork you! Or is that fjork you?

Icelands credit rating is cut to negative.. http://www.nytimes.com/2010/04/07/business/global/07rating.html

The Financial times are calling this 'Icelands Revenge'
http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/231b47c8-48d3-11df-8af4-00144feab49a.html

Brad
 
Its all due to Global Warming , I have the graphs to prove it , but am bound by "University of East Anglia Rules " on disclosure.

gg
 
My first thought... damn Goldman Sachs and Iceland stuffing everything up again. :p:

But, what with all the seemingly unusual earthquake and tsunami ativity around the world lately, and Goldman Sachs pleading 'innocent', mother earth has started to spit the dummy big time... the end of the world is nigh. :eek:
 
Garpal Gumnut said:
Its all due to Global Warming , I have the graphs to prove it , but am bound by "University of East Anglia Rules " on disclosure.

gg
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I applied for a copy of your data under the Freedom of Information Act, but unfortunately it appears you 'accidentally' destroyed the data when moving to a different premises... So I guess I'll just have to take your word for it. :cautious:
 
gav said:
I applied for a copy of your data under the Freedom of Information Act, but unfortunately it appears you 'accidentally' destroyed the data when moving to a different premises... So I guess I'll just have to take your word for it. :cautious:
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gav I need some muscle , I've formed an Institute of Ash.

2020hindsight has already contributed $100, but its in coin, so I need a minder. I'll cut you in for 20% and fill you in on the theory as I make it up and as we get more donations.

A movie is planned, called "An Inconvenient Soot"

gg
 
BradK said:
Hey all,

The great volcano ash of 2010 is well underway, with no sign of an end. Has this disrupted any of your plans? My sister in laws mother is heading back to the Old Country on Wednesday... doubt that will go ahead.

Brad
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Yep, I was due to leave on Tuesday for Dublin to surprise a friend for his wedding. Just got the call from my agent saying it's not going to happen.

Bollox
 
John Cleese pays $5,000 for a taxi due to volcanic ash.

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b176917_john_cleese_vs_volcano_wins_ort_of.html

According to reports, Monty Python legend John Cleese has the ultimate topper””a $5,000 taxi fare! With his flight grounded after a Norwegian talk-show appearance by Iceland's volcanic eruption, the Fish Called Wanda funnyman hailed a cab to Brussels and caught a train from there back to London.
 
Almost as bad as farting cattle, eh? I understand this volcano now owes Al Gore millions of dollars.
 
Seriously, does anyone know if there are likely to be any longer term (months, years) effects on climate from this volcano?

I recall at least on previous incident where a major erruption dropped the global temperature by a measurable amount.
 
Smurf1976 said:
Seriously, does anyone know if there are likely to be any longer term (months, years) effects on climate from this volcano?

I recall at least on previous incident where a major erruption dropped the global temperature by a measurable amount.
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Yeah, Pinatubo in the early 90's lowered temps by nearly half a degree, but I don't think that this Icelandic volcano has pumped the ash high enough into the stratosphere for it to make any difference globally. It's likely to get rained down over time and will be restricted to the northern hemisphere anyway, assuming it stops sometime soon. :banghead:
 
Below is a wiki excerpt about Mt St Helens eruption, which is a recent large eruption I can remember, Mt Pinatubo in PI is another one.

Apparently jets can fly, but they have to fly at an altitude much below normal.

As for climate effects, I dont think they are claiming this is a large eruption, I beleive their are different types, a very large one happened in 1815 in Indonesia at Mt Tambora, which affected the climate for a year.

If you really want to scare yourself, read up on super-volcanoes, 1 in Yellowstone Park, one at Lake Toba, and a couple of others. They dont go off very often but when they do, the climate is changed for years


"Interstate 90 from Seattle to Spokane was closed for a week and a half.[5] Air travel was disrupted for a few days to 2 weeks as several airports in eastern Washington shut down because of ash accumulation and poor visibility. Over a thousand commercial flights were cancelled following airport closures.[5] Fine-grained, gritty ash caused substantial problems for internal-combustion engines and other mechanical and electrical equipment. The ash contaminated oil systems and clogged air filters, and scratched moving surfaces. Fine ash caused short circuits in electrical transformers, which in turn caused power blackouts."
 
Smurf1976 said:
Seriously, does anyone know if there are likely to be any longer term (months, years) effects on climate from this volcano?

I recall at least on previous incident where a major erruption dropped the global temperature by a measurable amount.
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Smurf, The Institute of Ash have been busy all these past three days readying graphs, experts, The University of East Anglia and Spielberg to publicise and prognosticate on your very question.


There will be immense effects on the environment, far outweighing those of global warming.


If you pm me with your star sign, post code and shoe size, on behalf of the Institute I will detail in exquisite detail the effect this will have on you , your children and your childrens' children, chooks, budgerigars and fish tank fish, and the Great Barrier Reef.


I enclose a logo for the Institute. As you are a member of ASF, all information will be gratis, for non members it is tax deductible and starts at $1000 for individuals and $100,000 for companies or government departments.




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Garpal Gumnut said:
gav I need some muscle , I've formed an Institute of Ash.

2020hindsight has already contributed $100, but its in coin, so I need a minder. I'll cut you in for 20% and fill you in on the theory as I make it up and as we get more donations.

A movie is planned, called "An Inconvenient Soot"

gg
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Deal. Any deniers will be pulled into line too. Forceably, if required.

If the movie goes well GG, you'll be the first person to become a millionaire from soot. A tip for the movie, if I may: Don't let the facts get in the way of a good story.
 
Is this a media storm in a teacup? Spectacular as it may be on You Tube I’ve heard of no deaths, injuries or major infrastructure damage, and news (Yahoo and Reuters) that some planes in Europe could be up and running by mid-week. Okay it could cost the aviation industry millions, but this isn't exactly a 9/11 or sub prime.

The ice near the volcano would cool the lava and any rain and wind change forecast in the Northern hemisphere would clear the ash. Why should I sell my mining shares going back and forth to China for a temporary aviation crisis in Europe?
 
awg said:
If you really want to scare yourself, read up on super-volcanoes, 1 in Yellowstone Park, one at Lake Toba, and a couple of others. They dont go off very often but when they do, the climate is changed for years
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I just spent the weekend at one of them - Lake Taupo. Lovely spot, but one day will blow up the whole North Island again and mess up the climate for a while. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taupo_Volcano

BradK said:
Has this disrupted any of your plans? My sister in laws mother is heading back to the Old Country on Wednesday... doubt that will go ahead.
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A friend of a friend was heading back to the UK for hid Dad's funeral... can't get there.

BradK said:
Does anyone else see the irony in Iceland crippling Britain at the moment? A big fork and fork you! Or is that fjork you?
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ROTFL yes! The first thing I thought of. :D
 
Apparently the volcanic eruption has REDUCED carbon emissions into the atmosphere by grounding the planes. The volume of Co2 from the volcano is less than what the planes would spew into the atmosphere by about one third. Also the ash that is covering the sun has caused the temperature to drop over parts of Europe by one degree already. Hmmmmmmm ... conspiracy theorists (read global warming party) start your engines !

Count me in GG for the IoA. I think we need a secret codeword to identify the elite. Any suggestions?
 
Australia's chief mourner Quentin Bryce is stranded in Dubai and couldn't attend the funeral of the Polish President because of the ash.

However all is not lost. Istanbul is open so she will be able to attend the Gallipoli service. So her usual expensive outlay for mourning clothes will not be entirely wasted.
 
Smurf1976 said:
Seriously, does anyone know if there are likely to be any longer term (months, years) effects on climate from this volcano?

I recall at least on previous incident where a major erruption dropped the global temperature by a measurable amount.
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This catastrophe will have a greater effect on our Dear Earth than any global warming. The Institute of Ash will fight tirelessly to educate deniers and right wing apologists of the dire state that our world will be in should volcanoes erupt willy-nilly.

gav said:
Deal. Any deniers will be pulled into line too. Forceably, if required.

If the movie goes well GG, you'll be the first person to become a millionaire from soot. A tip for the movie, if I may: Don't let the facts get in the way of a good story.
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The movie is now bedded down. I will be the star. Spielberg is interested, very interested.

Space Invader101 said:
Is this a media storm in a teacup? Spectacular as it may be on You Tube I’ve heard of no deaths, injuries or major infrastructure damage, and news (Yahoo and Reuters) that some planes in Europe could be up and running by mid-week. Okay it could cost the aviation industry millions, but this isn't exactly a 9/11 or sub prime.

The ice near the volcano would cool the lava and any rain and wind change forecast in the Northern hemisphere would clear the ash. Why should I sell my mining shares going back and forth to China for a temporary aviation crisis in Europe?
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You fail to take into account all the incontrovertible data collected over the past 4 days and 4 nights.

You like all deniers will let our Dear Earth be covered in Ash.

trainspotter said:
Apparently the volcanic eruption has REDUCED carbon emissions into the atmosphere by grounding the planes. The volume of Co2 from the volcano is less than what the planes would spew into the atmosphere by about one third. Also the ash that is covering the sun has caused the temperature to drop over parts of Europe by one degree already. Hmmmmmmm ... conspiracy theorists (read global warming party) start your engines !

Count me in GG for the IoA. I think we need a secret codeword to identify the elite. Any suggestions?
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The codeword is Copenhagen. I repeat Copenhagen.

I have outsourced the collection and interpretation of stats to the University of East Anglia.

Watch this space, while you still can. The Ash cometh.

gg
 
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