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Garpal Gumnut

Garpal Gumnut

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I was thinking this afternoon that we as a nation are being very hard on our footballers.

They are the epitome of the Greek athlete or Roman gladiator of old.

We expect them to perform at the peak of their performance during a game, and then turn in to angels afterwards.

They are pursued after each match by Chlamydians and Maidens.

They are offered alcohol and substances, and indulge in both.

They take steroids at a judicious distance from testing.

This combination makes them aggressive at times and occasionally they react with vioence. I don't reckon its their fault.

They will also find themselves in sexually difficult and compromising situations.

We should cease this puerile pursuit of "bad boys" and have special exemptions for their misdeeds, to make up for their brilliant athleticism and skill.

Long may they be the great footballers they are, and I would ask Australia to give them some licence because of their special situation.

gg
 
So its ok for the ambassoders to our kids .. our kids role models........ our kids hero,s to stick needles in themselves or go round punching ppl and show our kids its ok to do so ?

quite easy in my view .......... wanna be a star to my kids . well be an angel ....

wanna be a party pig .............. go get a different career where my kids aint watching and thinking its ok because his hero does it

stuffem i reckon
 
nunthewiser said:
So its ok for the ambassoders to our kids .. our kids role models........ our kids hero,s to stick needles in themselves or go round punching ppl and show our kids its ok to do so ?

quite easy in my view .......... wanna be a star to my kids . well be an angel ....

wanna be a party pig .............. go get a different career where my kids aint watching and thinking its ok because his hero does it

stuffem i reckon
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I don't reckon they should be role models.

This is all crap pushed by the TV companies and media.

I want to see Footie players red in tooth and claw, not some namby pamby parson of a Tuesday.

I want to see good football.

These guys are fuelled by aggression.

How can you expect them to turn it on and off.

gg
 
You either want good football players, drinking, snorting, fighting and rooting after a high performance week, or you want godbothering role models.

gg
 
hey i got nothing against partying whatsoever BUT because of there positions in the spotlight , dont ya think the dopey buggers would go party in a more discrete manner ?

why not go have a blue in the clubrooms whilst snorting whatever comes along ......

my boy told me ben cousins is a junky . i agreed at the time

ben cousins used to be his hero .. should my boy think that being a junky is not so bad ?

ok what about one of the " ugle " boys :D at a certain perth nightclub in leederville one dark n stormy night he punched a smaller friend of mine because he was drunk and my m8 was dancing with a girl that this footballer wanted .. a certain godloving freewheeling passifistic bloke with no teef belted the footballer right between the eyes and knocked him silly .

when the footballer got back up he proceeded to rant " do you know who i am .blah blah blah "

this god lovin passifist said with a big ole grin "yeah bud .. your a bully " ( may have been slightly different languiage :) but ya get the drift)

he saw nothing wrong with his behaviouur NOR did the nightclub staff because of his status of being an A class foootballer at the time.

stuffem

they wanna be numnuts tellem to get a real job!
 
nunthewiser said:
hey i got nothing against partying whatsoever BUT because of there positions in the spotlight , dont ya think the dopey buggers would go party in a more discrete manner ?

why not go have a blue in the clubrooms whilst snorting whatever comes along ......

my boy told me ben cousins is a junky . i agreed at the time

ben cousins used to be his hero .. should my boy think that being a junky is not so bad ?

ok what about one of the " ugle " boys :D at a certain perth nightclub in leederville one dark n stormy night he punched a smaller friend of mine because he was drunk and my m8 was dancing with a girl that this footballer wanted .. a certain godloving freewheeling passifistic bloke with no teef belted the footballer right between the eyes and knocked him silly .

when the footballer got back up he proceeded to rant " do you know who i am .blah blah blah "

this god lovin passifist said with a big ole grin "yeah bud .. your a bully " ( may have been slightly different languiage :) but ya get the drift)

he saw nothing wrong with his behaviouur NOR did the nightclub staff because of his status of being an A class foootballer at the time.

stuffem

they wanna be numnuts tellem to get a real job!
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nun I can hear what you are saying.

But to have a good footballer, on roids and playing his guts out every week, training like buggery, of course he's going to go ballistic after the game.

Coke, ekkies, grog and tarts are there for him to ingest.

But the media flog him for it.

gg
 
Garpal Gumnut said:
nun I can hear what you are saying.

But to have a good footballer, on roids and playing his guts out every week, training like buggery, of course he's going to go ballistic after the game.

Coke, ekkies, grog and tarts are there for him to ingest.

But the media flog him for it.

gg
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well perhaps the footy clubs should keep them out of the media spotlight and supply them these things required instead of letting them wander the general population acting like a bunch of mixed up primadonnas

or they could always point out that they have reached an elitest status at there level and if they play up theey can pissorf and be replaced by a more disciplind athlete

stuffem
 
nunthewiser said:
well perhaps the footy clubs should keep them out of the media spotlight and supply them these things required instead of letting them wander the general population acting like a bunch of mixed up primadonnas

or they could always point out that they have reached an elitest status at there level and if they play up theey can pissorf and be replaced by a more disciplind athlete

stuffem
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No mate, they are the best, and society needs to harden up and accept them for what they are, on and off the field.

I'm sick and tired of some wanking journalist exposing some poor bastard for having a root , snorting or getting pissed.

gg
 
Garpal Gumnut said:
No mate, they are the best, and society needs to harden up and accept them for what they are, on and off the field.

I'm sick and tired of some wanking journalist exposing some poor bastard for having a root , snorting or getting pissed.

gg
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so what your saying is .........

its ok for sports stars to be junkys and criminals and not suffer repercusions for it ........

bugga this im gunna go play footy so i can act like a dickkhead with a green light

in fact straight after i finish this bottle of beam , snort this oz and bash some innocent soul im goin on a fitness regime so i can do it tooo
 
nunthewiser said:
so what your saying is .........

its ok for sports stars to be junkys and criminals and not suffer repercusions for it ........

bugga this im gunna go play footy so i can act like a dickkhead with a green light

in fact straight after i finish this bottle of beam , snort this oz and bash some innocent soul im goin on a fitness regime so i can do it tooo
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Solly said:
I'm watching Rockwiz, so not fully across the discussion. BTW Mossie's awesome.
(Also for some reason I have this weird unnatural attraction to Julia Zemiro)

I thought the press gave a harsh treatment of this future pig skin hero and the Magistrate giving 1 & 1/2 penalty units is draconian.

Dry humping a parking meter and making racial slurs at passerbys is no way to go through life, son
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I am saying yes, if you want good football from players on roids.

gg
 
nunthewiser said:
LOL ......... cant find any these days not on roids?
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Yes these poor lads train hard all week, take their roids as directed, and then are expected to behave like gentlemen when exposed to chlamydians, grog, ekkies, coke and speed on the weekends.

Its just not fair the way they are pilloried by the TV and print media.

gg
 
we already covered those points GG

sack em all and hire a new breed of athlete that can do it without the extras

bloody primadonnas .... should be a law against them
 
nunthewiser said:
we already covered those points GG

sack em all and hire a new breed of athlete that can do it without the extras

bloody primadonnas .... should be a law against them
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So you are saying the choice is to go back to local footie, with a few good players and small crowds

Or the "Game of Champions" a la Channel 7 and 9.

And the ordinary muggins sucking his vb and weed is probably not going to have the energy to go down to the local oval, when he can watch the best on his wall mounted Sanyo.

I say leave our footballers out of this sordid exposition of a Monday with their girlfriends copping black eyes that they would have copped if they married a Macquarie desk slave or a solicitor.

gg
 
Garpal Gumnut said:
So you are saying the choice is to go back to local footie, with a few good players and small crowds

Or the "Game of Champions" a la Channel 7 and 9.

And the ordinary muggins sucking his vb and weed is probably not going to have the energy to go down to the local oval, when he can watch the best on his wall mounted Sanyo.

I say leave our footballers out of this sordid exposition of a Monday with their girlfriends copping black eyes that they would have copped if they married a Macquarie desk slave or a solicitor.

gg
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No i am not saying this at all :D

VB and weed never a good combination ....... in fact VB altogether should be banned

i can safely say if VB was an outlawed substance there would be less black eyes on a monday morning

i hope this answered your querie
 
Garpal Gumnut said:
So nun, you are still in favour of persecuting these poor bastards of a Monday?

gg
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yes .

they are in a position of "power" .they are looked up to ....... they are in a position millions envy .........

behave and use discipline or pissorf and get another job

not like they cannot be replaced in the blink of an eye by someone thats willing to walk a disiplined line to hold his position in the adoreing publics eye
 
nunthewiser said:
yes .

they are in a position of "power" .they are looked up to ....... they are in a position millions envy .........

behave and use discipline or pissorf and get another job

not like they cannot be replaced in the blink of an eye by someone thats willing to walk a disiplined line to hold his position in the adoreing publics eye
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But mate, they can't behave any other way. Whether it is genetic or due to the roids, these guys are full of testosterone come the night after the big match.

Chlamydians are lining up for a root, club owners are offering free grog and coke, and they go for it.

The TV crews and print media lurk about.

Its not the players fault.

gg
 
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