Best Advice You Ever Received

[munga]

Never trust a man with a beard

never trust a woman with a beard
or visa card

 

[trainspotter]

Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods.

Those who can -- do. Those who can't -- teach.

Henry Louis "H. L." Mencken (September 12, 1880 – January 29, 1956),

 

[nunthewiser]

Never trust a man with a beard

hahahahahahahah

 

[treeman]

Deny everything

 

[ck13488]

It's easier to beg for forgiveness, than to ask for permission.

*best applied in situations relating to the female species

 

[Mofra]

Work harder on yourself than you do on your job.

 

[Buddy]

Never keep a diary.

 

[jono1887]

It's easier to beg for forgiveness, than to ask for permission.

*best applied in situations relating to the female species

hahah... might try this one..

 

[Garpal Gumnut]

Never take a knife to a gun fight.

good advice.

gg