The ScoMo Government

[basilio]

Nice touch from The Shovel re. actually being sacked for Ministerial indiscretions/ foul ups.

New Game Show ‘Can You Get Fired From A Scott Morrison Government?’ Announced

A new reality game show, announced this week, will pit a group of contestants against one another to see who can get fired from a Scott Morrison government first.

Dubbed ‘one of the toughest game shows to ever hit our screens’, competitors will be encouraged to go to increasing lengths to try and catch the attention of judge Scott Morrison, in the hope of getting asked to stand down.

In a reversal of other reality shows like The Apprentice, the first person fired will be declared the winner.

To make the contest even harder, competitors will be randomly sent on a month’s stress leave, taking them out of the competition for four crucial weeks.

A sneak peek of early episodes shows contestants rorting travel expenses, forging official documentation, covering up sexual assaults and harassing members of the general public in an attempt to get the sack. But none, so far, have managed to raise an eyebrow.

One contestant said it was the most difficult thing he’d ever done. “I really wanted to win this, so I went out there and committed an actual crime – I even posted about it on social media. But instead of being sacked I was sent on an all-expenses-paid empathy course. I’m starting to think it’s impossible to actually win this”.

Sources who worked on the show have confirmed there was no eventual winner in the 24-episode show.

New Game Show ‘Can You Get Fired From A Scott Morrison Government?’ Announced

‘It's one of the toughest game shows to ever hit our screens’'

www.theshovel.com.au

 

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[Humid]

Covid: Australia falls 85% short of vaccine delivery goal

The slow rollout sparks concern as Brisbane faces a possible extension of a citywide lockdown.

www.bbc.com

Anyone had the jab yet?

 

[sptrawler]

Covid: Australia falls 85% short of vaccine delivery goal

The slow rollout sparks concern as Brisbane faces a possible extension of a citywide lockdown.

www.bbc.com

Anyone had the jab yet?

My mother a couple of weeks back, down in Bunbury.

 

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Morrison now claims he never mocked electric vehicle technology

Morrison denies ridiculing electric vehicles as VW repeats claims the federal government is doing nothing to support EVs.

thedriven.io

Absolutely full of it

 

[sptrawler]

Morrison now claims he never mocked electric vehicle technology

Morrison denies ridiculing electric vehicles as VW repeats claims the federal government is doing nothing to support EVs.

thedriven.io

Absolutely full of it

Yep, just what we need, taxpayers subsidising VW, magic.
Well it sounds like a great plan for me, I have solar panels, so yes best I say nothing.lol
A taxpayer subsidised car/ home battery would be heaps better than losing franking credits, lol what a laugh now those who were bagging me are helping me.
Best say nothing and let it play out.lol
None are so blind as those who follow the media bread crumbs.
The BEV manufacturers want Taxpayers to fund the changeover, so what better way than take the pizz out of the government that wants the companies to pay for it?
People are really easily led IMO
ATM you have a car, that the fuel companies and car companies make money out of, your part depreciates.
So you have to change over to an electric car, that actually does exactly the same thing.
Who loses mone?
The car manufacturer has to change over their whole model concept, the fuel supplier has to change over the fuel they are selling to you.
Yet you, who ends up with something that does exactly what you already have, has to subsidies the companies to sell it to you.ffs
Time I tapped out

 

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Morrison now claims he never mocked electric vehicle technology

Morrison denies ridiculing electric vehicles as VW repeats claims the federal government is doing nothing to support EVs.

thedriven.io

Absolutely full of it

On a more personal level Humid, I find it a real laugh that you take exception to the government not subsidising automotive manufacturers, when your messiah Paul Keating initiated the removal of tariffs on our manufacturing, which brought about the closure of most of our manufacturing.
I guess loyalty runs deeper than common sense?
Hopefully Albo doesn't have the deep rooted memory blocks of some supporters, otherwise they will have themselves shot off at the knees IMO.
Best he doesn't throw stones in the glass house, he seems to be well aware of it ATM and is treading a careful course.
It would be great to have a political party, that was there for the betterment of middle Australia, the engine room the workers who pay their taxes before they get their money.
Not the party who are there to appease the vocal minority and the big money donors, Albo might well be the one who gets Labor back where it belongs, but it will be hard he will have a lot of knives out for him IMO.
McGowan has achieved it, Albo can IMO.
The biggest problem for Labor in the next election IMO, is overcooking it, like they did in the last election.

 

[Humid]

Geez mate the point was the recent history of Morrison bullshitting
Why not go back to Menzies selling pig iron
How long is your bow?

 

[Humid]

Would you like to compare pink batts to jobkeeper
Ill get some numbers for you
Or we could start on Robodebt
How come you and you kind seem to not want to talk about the 76 times they were toldit wasnt enforceable and the stress and suicides it produces.
ASF is full of out of touch boomers in their echo chamber
Happy easter.....do them nut case pentecostal types you voted for celebrate this lol

 

[Humid]

Robodebt court documents show government was warned 76 times debts were not legally enforceable

Exclusive: statement of claim names Alan Tudge as among a handful of insiders aware program flawed

www.theguardian.com

 

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The Big Grift: How the Top End of Town rorted Jobkeeper - Michael West

The most rampant era of welfare rorting in Australia's history draws to a close at the end of the month when the JobKeeper scheme ends.

www.michaelwest.com.au

 

[Humid]

Should we start now with the vaccine roll out?
Only 3400000 short

 

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Would you like to compare pink batts to jobkeeper
Ill get some numbers for you
Or we could start on Robodebt
How come you and you kind seem to not want to talk about the 76 times they were toldit wasnt enforceable and the stress and suicides it produces.
ASF is full of out of touch boomers in their echo chamber
Happy easter.....do them nut case pentecostal types you voted for celebrate this lol

Well sunshine I actually go off what my kids say and they didn't grow up with a silver spoon in their mouths, actually it is dried on over paid muppets like you that have kept the Labor party in opposition most of the time.
You just can't see sense, keep putting up scaffold sunshine.

 

[Humid]

Lets go back to Keating then
At a guess you would be living off the wealth you have created for yourself since his policies kicked in?

 

[Humid]

Well sunshine I actually go off what my kids say and they didn't grow up with a silver spoon in their mouths, actually it is dried on over paid muppets like you that have kept the Labor party in opposition most of the time.
You just can't see sense, keep putting up scaffold sunshine.

Cant argue with facts can you
go to bed old man

 

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Cant argue with facts can you
go to bed old man

Yep the only thing holding back Albo, is muppets like you sunshine.
The problem is you wont understand it, until you are way past making a difference, as Shorten found out.

 

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[Humid]

When do we a trillion?

 

[Humid]

Yep the only thing holding back Albo, is muppets like you sunshine.
The problem is you wont understand it, until you are way past making a difference, as Shorten found out.

Thats the ticket when ya have nutti ......play the man

 

[Humid]

Funny you should mention muppets