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What would your 'last meal' be?

I'd claim vegetarian and ask for a bottle of whiskey , a bottle of gin , a bottle of .........

By the end of it , I'd either be A : too blotto to care , B : too hungover to notice , or C : passed out , then it's their problem ............


Cheers Mark
 
Gambas pilpil
Ablondigas
Olibas con Anchoas
Calamares

Sangria (limited to only one alchoholic drink yes?)

Plus everything else on the tapas menu...
 
Freshly shucked oysters with creamy, sharp sauce, very cold.
The best French champagne.
 
Schnitzel at my mums! (it's good...real good)

no entree, no desert, just schnitzel, this cucumber salad stuff she makes, and beer... James Boags is all I've been drinking for a few months now and I think I like it.
 
I'd have one of those all you can eat buffets. Eat very slowly, and just say you're not done yet

Hopefully if you ignore them, they'll go away!
 
You could always have Chicken, pretend to choke on the bones and they would legally be obliged to send you off for medical treatment
 
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