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What would your 'last meal' be?

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For years, the Texas Department of Criminal Justice kept meticulous records regarding the 'last meals' ordered by inmates about to be put to death. They ceased publishing the details on the internet in 2003, however, they can still be viewed by using webarchive.org: http://web.archive.org/web/20031202214318/http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/finalmeals.htm

It's a fascinating list in many ways and while going through it, I wondered if I were ever in that situation, what meal would I choose?

After some thought I decided that my last meal would be a rich Beef Stroganoff, served with creamy potato bake and a few freshly baked bread rolls on the side. Dessert would be a freshly prepared sticky date pudding with butterscotch sauce.

In this scenario we can choose an alcoholic beverage (just one, unlike real inmates who get none) to accompany our meal. In this case, my beef stroganoff would be accompanied by a (large) glass of Penfolds Bin 28 Kalimna Shiraz.

Anyone else like to propose their 'final meal'?
 
Roast Lamb, Fresh Garden Veges, Gravy, Pepper, Warm Bread roll, Glass of Red ..... (and lastly a cigarette)

RIP


 
pretty consistant stuff,

the moral of the story- avoid anywhere that sells fried chickens, hamburgers or double dogs I think they call them and you will avoid the scum of the world!

no offence to any one who meets the profile.
 
pretty consistant stuff,

the moral of the story- avoid anywhere that sells fried chickens, hamburgers or double dogs I think they call them and you will avoid the scum of the world!

no offence to any one who meets the profile.
So thats the whole of the USA and probably 85% of Aus?
 
pretty consistant stuff,

the moral of the story- avoid anywhere that sells fried chickens, hamburgers or double dogs I think they call them and you will avoid the scum of the world!

no offence to any one who meets the profile.
Don't forget to order some fascism fries as well, oops, nothing...

Watch this video of Ron Paul dropping the F Bomb on Fox for a good laugh. The interviewers looked like they puked in their mouths when he dropped the F Bomb. He couldn't have hit a little too close to home could he...

 
I expected that to draw a response.

Anyone who would have ordered an entree or caviar would not of been on death row. They would of been able to afford decent legal representation to get them out of the predicament.

But a lot of the victims were in a similar scenario. Normally meaning the same would apply with the attackers.

Different class of criminals, those who ate the burgers and double dogs ended up getting fried!!!
 
...............it maybe worth looking at what stockGURU & numbercruncher have listed as their last meal.

I rest my case
 
...............it maybe worth looking at what stockGURU & numbercruncher have listed as their last meal.

I rest my case
Ooooh Socrates would have a ball with this.

Anyhoooz for the record, I'd have a decent pizza (capriciosa) and beer (hefe weisbier). Not what I normally eat, what I normally consume has long term health in mind (and flavour godammit!! ) so rarely indulge.

Seeing as you're going to croak, what the hell.
 
Flake, chips, steamed dim sims, fresh battered calamari rings (not crumbed!), some pickled onions and a selection of good, clean, ice cold beers. Consumed in the sand to a sun setting over Port Phillip Bay.
 
Can anyone give a review of what these meals were actually like? I don't want to go out, and then discover it wasn't any good.
 
Flake, chips, steamed dim sims, fresh battered calamari rings (not crumbed!), some pickled onions and a selection of good, clean, ice cold beers. Consumed in the sand to a sun setting over Port Phillip Bay.
Gorilla, I'm coming to your execution dinner as well!! LOVE fish and chips on the beach down the Peninsula.
 
some diversionary tactic
to find triumph in the tragic
some Xmas pud? some Easter bun?
ahhh -
toast and mushrooms .. magic !!

PS maybe a 100 course banquet?
A bowl of rope noodles - and would you mind opening the window a bit - it's real hot in here?

speaking of Easter bun - maybe some alphabetic soup - I want to check what the future holds?
("hey look Turnkey ! - it spells "forgive and you will be saved!!"")
or maybe that ravioli that looks like little wings ? :engel: etc etc
 
Gorilla, I'm coming to your execution dinner as well!! LOVE fish and chips on the beach down the Peninsula.

Kennas - just reading that lil story in your signature ...


being human? - or being representatives of Rome?
god but they were all such hypocrites weren't they.
(my last wish is a downpour of rain? maybe?)

You go to the Vatican today - you can see that same gold - maybe they could gain some cred if they gave it back ?
 
maybe an all-day sucker? -
...
using a glass marble maybe?

(a boiled superball?)

(PS as for that story of Atahualpa had he been burned..
-my last wish is a downpour of rain? - and my last meal is a slab of VB - the "barrie mackenzie fire extinguisher" as they say)
 
wagyu beef with bernaise and truffle butter

lobster, soft shell crab

washed down with a bass phillip pinot noir
 
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