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What are your favourite lyrics or songlines?

I got another plan - this time it'll work
 
Wonderwall ....... Oasis

Today is gonna be the day
That they're gonna throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow
Realized what you gotta do
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do about you now
 
From spitting image, no offence to any South Africans, think this is from the Apartheid days.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Hy628pktV0&feature=related



I've travelled this old world of ours from Barnsley to Peru
I've had sunshine in the arctic and a swim in Tinbuktu
I've seen unicorns in Burma and a Yetti in Nepal
And I've danced with ten foot pygmies in a Montezuma hall
I've met the King of China and a working Yorkshire miner
But I've never met a nice South African.

No he's never met a nice South African
And that's not bloody surprising man
'Cause we're a bunch of arrogant bastards
Who hate black people

I once got served in Woolies after less than four week's wait
I had lunch with Rowan Atkinson when he paid and wasn't late
I know a public swimming bath where they don't piss in the pool
I know a guy who got a job straight after leaving school
I've met a normal merman and a fairly modest German
But I've never met a nice South African.

No he's never met a nice South African
And that's not bloody surprising man
'Cause we're a bunch of talentless murderers
Who smell like baboons

I've had a close encounter of the twenty-second kind
That's when an alien spaceship disappears up your behind
I got directory enquiries after less than forty rings
I've even heard a decent song by Paul McCartney's Wings
I've seen a flying pig in a quite convincing wig
But I've never met a nice South African.

No he's never met a nice South African
And that's not bloody surprising man
'Cause we're a bunch of ignorant loudmouths
With no sense of humour

I've met the Loch Ness monster and he looks like Fred Astaire
At the BBC in London he's the chief commissionaire
I know a place in Glasgow which is rife with daffodillies
I met a man in Katmandu who claimed to have two willies
I've had a nice pot noodle but I've never had a poodle
And I've never met a nice South African.

No he's never met a nice South African
And that's not bloody surprising man
Because we've never met one either
Except for Breyten Breytenbach and he's emigrated to Paris.

Yes he's quite a nice South African
And he's hardly ever killed anyone
And he's not smelly at all.
That's why they put him prison.
 
AC/DC - Ain't no fun waitin round to be a millionaire

"Hello Howard!
How are you doing friend?
Next door neighbour.
Oh yer
Get your f__king jumbo jet out of my airport!!"

Only Bon could come up with something like that!
 
New song by Lily Allen

It's not fair:

well I lie here in the wet patch in the middle of the bed
I'm feeling pretty damn hard done by, I spent ages giving head
then I remember all the nice things that you've ever said to me
maybe I'm just overreacting, maybe you're the one for me




there's just one thing that's getting in the way
when we go up to bed you're just not good it's such a shame
I look into your eyes I want to get to know you
and then you make this noise and its apparent it's all over
 
For the evening thinking time.

"Tom Waits"

"Clap Hands" lyrics



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J J Cale "Cocaine, she don't lie, she don't lie...cocaine"
 
i,m back on dry land once again
opportunity awaits me like a rat in a drain
we,re all huntin honey,with money to burn;
just a short time to show you the tricks that we,ve learned...


being sung in kal as we speak...
 
If your suffering from Monday-itis

SLACKER by Tech n9ne

Imma product of reganomics neurotic they sayin'
I'm it just got up inhaling chronic
The oddest I'm staying honest
I'm bout to make it famous
So you can take that J.O.B. and
You can shove it up your anus.
 
For A Few Dollars More
~ Smokie ~

So she'll cry just a little for a few dollars more
She'll lie just a little like she's done it before
She'll take it, she'll fake it, for a few dollars more
She'll show you her heart,
Then she'll show you the door
 
Joe Jackson - Jumpin' Jive album

"What's the use of getting sober
When you're gonna get drunk again"
 
I quite like the Song Defying Gravity from the Wicked Musical

I'm through accepting limits
'cause someone says they're so
Some things I cannot change
But till I try, I'll never know!
Too long I've been afraid of
Losing love I guess I've lost
Well, if that's love
It comes at much too high a cost!
I'd sooner buy
Defying gravity
Kiss me goodbye
I'm defying gravity
And you can't pull me down:
 
I like to play this Macklemore song whenever one of my sons wants a "name brand" item that I don't want to fork out for..... It's a great anti-consumerism/anti-trend song.

 
Addicted to th latest song Happy by Pharrell Williams
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
Clap along if u feel that happiness is in u

Cant nothin bring me down
Your love is too good
 
I live my life to the full and I love these lyrics the most.

Bon Jovi - It's my Life

It's my life
It's now or never
I ain't gonna live forever
I just want to live while I'm alive
(It's my life)
My heart is like an open highway
Like Frankie said
I did it my way
I just wanna live while I'm alive
It's my life
 
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