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Garpal Gumnut

Garpal Gumnut

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Let us hope that the mass murderer and prime dangerous godbotherer in our region, Noordin Top is being served a nice crispy pork chop with not quite yet vinegar wine in hell tonight.

gg
 
Ya know Garpal its great to have an ole pal like you. We have weathered some great storms, more recently the head on catastrophy of a partner to the west.

The other wonderful and great personality trait is your common sense in the face of emulation. Not sure what you have got up your sleave this weekend old son but last weekend was a ripper and the number of lookers, well some things need to be left unsaid.

Bring home the bacon. Prolly stuffed it with the new drop of grape tonight.
 
I do find wikipedia by far the best source of information on murderous bastards.

So in deference to propriety I will over this weekend quote from wiki on this slimey excuse for a human being who killed so many in the name of his god.

May he roast in hell, with an apple in his mouth.

Noordin Mohammad Top (11 August 1968 – 17 September 2009), also referred to as (Noordin) Din Moch Top, Muh Top, or Mat Top, was Indonesia's most wanted Islamist militant.
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He had a lot of names. Did Top. Top tops them all though.

gg
 
and we all are totally sure that this tip top is the real tip top that done the atrocities and not just another tip top thats been set up by the powers that be because they have no idea who actually did it ?
 
nunthewiser said:
and we all are totally sure that this tip top is the real tip top that done the atrocities and not just another tip top thats been set up by the powers that be because they have no idea who actually did it ?
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I have a mate in the embassy in Jakarta who has seen the evidence.

Unless the Indos are being very very wily, its Top.

Can't outrule any conspiracy theory I'd agree.

I respect your question.

But one of the members of thechurchofgarpal had a vision tonight of him tucking in to an over burnt pork chop and a wine that was a shade short of being vinegar in hell.

He's an elder of the church and throws a fifty in to the plate every Sunday and bellows halleluia inappropriately every now and then, so it must be true.


gg
 
Again from wikipedia this now dead little murderer was

Born in Kluang, Johor, Malaysia, he is thought to have been a key bomb maker and/or financier for Jemaah Islamiyah (JI) and to have left JI and set up a more violent splinter group known as Al-Qaeda in the Malay Archipelago.
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What a useless life the bastard has led.

Violence drove him. One wonders what he ate for breakfast, or joked about. There must be more to a godbothering monster than these bare facts.

Perhaps he had a difficult childhood.

gg
 
Timmy said:
Yep, he deserves a spit roasting. :)
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agree, and now he's in hell.

Top was reported by the United States Department of Justice's FBI to be "an explosives expert." The FBI also has reported him to be "an officer, recruiter, bombmaker, and trainer for the Jemaah Islamiah (JI) group."[4]
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what a useless tosser.


gg
 
I hope the 72 virgins he is supposed to receive turn out to be male, have fun breaking them :arsch:es Nordo
 
Unfortunately Noordin Top will most likely be held up as a martyr by the millions of misguided cretins who believe that he died doing God's work....

Noordin Top should instead be remembered as a reason to promote the use of condoms
 
I believe he's being delivered here today to play with the others -

Hijackers Surprised To Find Selves In Hell
'We Expected Eternal Paradise For This,' Say Suicide Bombers
September 26, 2001 | Issue 37•34

JAHANNEM, OUTER DARKNESS””The hijackers who carried out the Sept. 11 attacks on the World Trade Center and Pentagon expressed confusion and surprise Monday to find themselves in the lowest plane of Na'ar, Islam's Hell.

"I was promised I would spend eternity in Paradise, being fed honeyed cakes by 67 virgins in a tree-lined garden, if only I would fly the airplane into one of the Twin Towers," said Mohammed Atta, one of the hijackers of American Airlines Flight 11, between attempts to vomit up the wasps, hornets, and live coals infesting his stomach. "But instead, I am fed the boiling feces of traitors by malicious, laughing Ifrit. Is this to be my reward for destroying the enemies of my faith?"

The rest of Atta's words turned to raw-throated shrieks, as a tusked, asp-tongued demon burst his eyeballs and drank the fluid that ran down his face.

According to Hell sources, the 19 eternally damned terrorists have struggled to understand why they have been subjected to soul-withering, infernal torture ever since their Sept. 11 arrival.

"There was a tumultuous conflagration of burning steel and fuel at our gates, and from it stepped forth these hijackers, the blessed name of the Lord already turning to molten brass on their accursed lips," said Iblis The Thrice-Damned, the cacodemon charged with conscripting new arrivals into the ranks of the forgotten. "Indeed, I do not know what they were expecting, but they certainly didn't seem prepared to be skewered from eye socket to bunghole and then placed on a spit so that their flesh could be roasted by the searing gale of flatus which issues forth from the haunches of Asmoday."


"Which is strange when you consider the evil with which they ended their lives and those of so many others," added Iblis, absentmindedly twisting the limbs of hijacker Abdul Aziz Alomari into unspeakably obscene shapes.

"I was told that these Americans were enemies of the one true religion, and that Heaven would be my reward for my noble sacrifice," said Alomari, moments before his jaw was sheared away by faceless homunculi. "But now I am forced to suckle from the 16 poisoned leathern teats of Gophahmet, ***** of Betrayal, until I burst from an unwholesome engorgement of curdled bile. This must be some sort of terrible mistake."

Exacerbating the terrorists' tortures, which include being hollowed out and used as prophylactics by thorn-cocked Gulbuth The Rampant, is the fact that they will be forced to endure such suffering in sight of the Paradise they were expecting.

"It might actually be the most painful thing we can do, to show these murderers the untold pleasures that would have awaited them in Paradise, if only they had lived pious lives," said Praxitas, Duke of Those Willingly Led Astray. "I mean, it's tough enough being forced through a wire screen by the callused palms of Halcorym and then having your entrails wound onto a stick and fed to the toothless, foul-breathed swine of Gehenna. But to endure that while watching the righteous drink from a river of wine? That can't be fun."

Underworld officials said they have not yet decided on a permanent punishment for the terrorists.

"Eventually, we'll settle on an eternal and unending task for them," said Lord Androalphus, High Praetor of Excruciations. "But for now, everyone down here wants a crack at them. The legions of fang-wombed hags will take their pleasure on their shattered carcasses for most of this afternoon. Tomorrow, their flesh will be melted from their bones like wax in the burning embrace of the Mother of Cowards. The day after that, they'll be sodomized by the Fallen and their bowels shredded by a demonic ejaculate of burning sand. Then, on Sunday, Satan gets them all day. I can't even imagine what he's got cooked up for them."
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Hijackers Surprised To Find Selves In Hell
'We Expected Eternal Paradise For This,' Say Suicide Bombers
September 26, 2001 | Issue 37•34

JAHANNEM, OUTER DARKNESS—The hijackers who carried out the Sept. 11 attacks on the World Trade Center and Pentagon expressed confusion and surprise Monday to find themselves in the lowest plane of Na'ar, Islam's Hell.

"I was promised I would spend eternity in Paradise, being fed honeyed cakes by 67 virgins in a tree-lined garden, if only I would fly the airplane into one of the Twin Towers," said Mohammed Atta, one of the hijackers of American Airlines Flight 11, between attempts to vomit up the wasps, hornets, and live coals infesting his stomach. "But instead, I am fed the boiling feces of traitors by malicious, laughing Ifrit. Is this to be my reward for destroying the enemies of my faith?"

The rest of Atta's words turned to raw-throated shrieks, as a tusked, asp-tongued demon burst his eyeballs and drank the fluid that ran down his face.

According to Hell sources, the 19 eternally damned terrorists have struggled to understand why they have been subjected to soul-withering, infernal torture ever since their Sept. 11 arrival.

"There was a tumultuous conflagration of burning steel and fuel at our gates, and from it stepped forth these hijackers, the blessed name of the Lord already turning to molten brass on their accursed lips," said Iblis The Thrice-Damned, the cacodemon charged with conscripting new arrivals into the ranks of the forgotten. "Indeed, I do not know what they were expecting, but they certainly didn't seem prepared to be skewered from eye socket to bunghole and then placed on a spit so that their flesh could be roasted by the searing gale of flatus which issues forth from the haunches of Asmoday."


"Which is strange when you consider the evil with which they ended their lives and those of so many others," added Iblis, absentmindedly twisting the limbs of hijacker Abdul Aziz Alomari into unspeakably obscene shapes.

"I was told that these Americans were enemies of the one true religion, and that Heaven would be my reward for my noble sacrifice," said Alomari, moments before his jaw was sheared away by faceless homunculi. "But now I am forced to suckle from the 16 poisoned leathern teats of Gophahmet, ***** of Betrayal, until I burst from an unwholesome engorgement of curdled bile. This must be some sort of terrible mistake."

Exacerbating the terrorists' tortures, which include being hollowed out and used as prophylactics by thorn-cocked Gulbuth The Rampant, is the fact that they will be forced to endure such suffering in sight of the Paradise they were expecting.

"It might actually be the most painful thing we can do, to show these murderers the untold pleasures that would have awaited them in Paradise, if only they had lived pious lives," said Praxitas, Duke of Those Willingly Led Astray. "I mean, it's tough enough being forced through a wire screen by the callused palms of Halcorym and then having your entrails wound onto a stick and fed to the toothless, foul-breathed swine of Gehenna. But to endure that while watching the righteous drink from a river of wine? That can't be fun."

Underworld officials said they have not yet decided on a permanent punishment for the terrorists.

"Eventually, we'll settle on an eternal and unending task for them," said Lord Androalphus, High Praetor of Excruciations. "But for now, everyone down here wants a crack at them. The legions of fang-wombed hags will take their pleasure on their shattered carcasses for most of this afternoon. Tomorrow, their flesh will be melted from their bones like wax in the burning embrace of the Mother of Cowards. The day after that, they'll be sodomized by the Fallen and their bowels shredded by a demonic ejaculate of burning sand. Then, on Sunday, Satan gets them all day. I can't even imagine what he's got cooked up for them."

What kind of sick bastard sits down and thinks up this sort of sick rubbish, let alone writes it!
This is a bit like the garbage spouted by the Buddhists in their booklet that describes their nine hells, or is it ten - I've forgotten.
A woman who was interested in Buddhism gave me the booklet to read - I can't imagine why she thought it would interest me. I had a brief look through it and then tossed it into the fire.....it was some of the sickest rubbish I've ever read.

I couldn't care less where Top has gone, but I'm pretty darned confident he's not in paradise and sampling the charms of dozens of virgins.
What's appealing is that he and some of the other evil Muslim terrorists mongrels are no longer polluting our world.
 
Thanks for the post Mr Burns - I thought it was bloody hilarious!

Pity Top's old man didn't blow him into the sheets when he had the chance.......
 

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