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Father's fury over children's 'pornographic' sweet wrappers
By Sara Nelson
Last updated at 11:30 AM on 27th August 2009
A father-of-two has spoken of his disgust after spotting fruity cartoon characters appearing to have sex on SWEET wrappers.
Simon Simpkins was buying Haribo MAOAM sour candies for his children when he noticed the 'pornographic' illustrations of limes, lemons and cherries romping with each other.
Mr Simpkins, of Pontefract, West Yorkshire, said: 'The lemon and lime are locked in what appears to be a carnal encounter.
'The lime, whom I assume to be the gentleman in this coupling, has a particularly lurid expression on his face.'
He told said: 'I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park.'
A spokesman for Haribo said the 'fun' packaging of the sweets was introduced in Germany 2002 and added: 'This jovial MAOAM man is very popular with fans, both young and old.'
Doctors shocked by teen's blood tears
An American teenager has baffled doctors by crying tears of blood.
The eyes of Calvino Inman, 15, well up with blood about three times a day in episodes that last up to an hour.
While the Tennessee boy says he doesn't experience great pain from the phenomenon, the tears can sometimes burn his eyes.
The first time it happened, his mother Tammy Mynatt phoned 911 emergency.
"The scariest thing in my life was when he looked at me and said 'Momma, am I going to die?" Ms Mynatt told Stirile Pro TV.
"That right there broke my heart."
But after seeing several specialists and undergoing MRIs, catscans and ultrasounds, the cause of Calvino's tears remains a mystery.
Porno sweets!
I cried tears of blood this morning when the market opened. No one thought it unusual.
"That right there broke my heart."
Motorcycles, sheep, dentures, underwear and belts, left behind in hotel rooms.
Possibility that this may have been connected to a previous Storm Christmas party, desperately seeking gg for further comment and clarification.
http://www.hoteliermiddleeast.com/article-5534-motorcycles-sheep-dentures-and-phone-chargers/
Tao Xiangli gets out of his homemade submarine after operating it in a lake on the outskirts of Beijing September 3, 2009. Amateur inventor Tao, 34, made a fully functional submarine, which has a periscope, depth control tanks, electric motors, manometer, and two propellers, from old oil barrels and tools which he bought at a second-hand market. He took 2 years to invent and test the submarine which costs 30,000 yuan ($4,385). REUTERS/Christina Hu (CHINA SOCIETY)
Tell me you have never thought about building your own sub?
Man kidnapped, force-fed beer
A possible case of mistaken identity got a man kidnapped, force-fed beer and dumped on the side of the road, police said.
A passer-by found the man walking across Legacy Highway near Centerville about 9 a.m. Saturday. His hands were tied with hanger wire. He said he'd been kidnapped three hours earlier, said Salt Lake Police Sgt. Dennis McGowan.
The rest of this sordid tale is here.........
http://www.deseretnews.com/article/705316665/Man-kidnapped-force-fed-beer.html
Man eats own faeces in court
Sep 05, 2009
A trial has been halted in the US after a defendant squeezed his own faeces and urine onto a table in front of him and ate it.
Prosecutors suspect that James Orr, 66, was attempting to prove he had a mental deficiency when he committed the act in a courtroom in the US state of Ohio on Wednesday.
A report from website Cincinnati.com said Orr, who was facing kidnapping and robbery charges, leaned over to his attorney and asked if he had something to eat.
When the attorney said he didn't, Orr pulled out the colostomy bag he was wearing, squeezed the contents onto the table in front of him and started to eat them.
Officials who rushed the man out of the courtroom said his hands, beard and mouth were covered in faeces.
The judge ruled the courtroom had become a biohazard area and closed it for cleaning.
Orr's trial resumes next week.
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