- Joined
- 9 July 2004
- Posts
- 193
- Reactions
- 0
[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The Day Trader's Aptitude Test!*[/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]1. When I want investment advice, I get it from:
a) The Stock Market Guide to Profitable Investments
b) The Wall Street Journal
c) Complete strangers I run into at the video store. [/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]2. When I wake up in the morning, I:
a) Shower
b) Get dressed.
c) Lift my head off the keyboard and start shorting drug stocks. [/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]3. In order to trade stocks intelligently, one must have a:
a) BA
b) MBA
c) Mouse [/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]4. The last book I read was:
a) Madame Bovary.
b) The Stock Market Guide to Profitable Investments
c) Windows 2000 for Dummies. [/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]5. I go to the doctor:
a) Once a year.
b) Once every two years.
c) When I put my fist through the screen. [/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]6. "Cisco" is a company that manufactures:
a) Paper
b) Cowboys
c) I have no idea, but I just bought two hundred shares. [/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]7. When I am in a bar and meet a beautiful woman/man who seems to be attracted to me, the first thing I look at is:
a) Her/his face.
b) Her/his body.
c) Bloomberg [/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]8. "Beating the spread" refers to:
a) The way whipped cream cheese is made.
b) The way Honduran peasant women clean their bed coverings.
c) Don't know/care. [/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]9. "P/E ratio" means:
a) Something to do with, like, stocks and junk like that.
b) The number of times per hour that a day trader has to use the bathroom.
c) Like I care? [/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]10. A "tick" is:
a) A nervous syndrome common to day traders.
b) Something that often lives in a day trader's hair.
c) These questions are really starting to make me mad, dude! [/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
If you answered (c) to any of the above questions...
Congratulations!
You do have what it takes to succeed in the fast-paced, action-packed world of the day traders!
[/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]*Source http://www.greekshares.com/aptitude.asp
[/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]1. When I want investment advice, I get it from:
a) The Stock Market Guide to Profitable Investments
b) The Wall Street Journal
c) Complete strangers I run into at the video store. [/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]2. When I wake up in the morning, I:
a) Shower
b) Get dressed.
c) Lift my head off the keyboard and start shorting drug stocks. [/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]3. In order to trade stocks intelligently, one must have a:
a) BA
b) MBA
c) Mouse [/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]4. The last book I read was:
a) Madame Bovary.
b) The Stock Market Guide to Profitable Investments
c) Windows 2000 for Dummies. [/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]5. I go to the doctor:
a) Once a year.
b) Once every two years.
c) When I put my fist through the screen. [/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]6. "Cisco" is a company that manufactures:
a) Paper
b) Cowboys
c) I have no idea, but I just bought two hundred shares. [/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]7. When I am in a bar and meet a beautiful woman/man who seems to be attracted to me, the first thing I look at is:
a) Her/his face.
b) Her/his body.
c) Bloomberg [/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]8. "Beating the spread" refers to:
a) The way whipped cream cheese is made.
b) The way Honduran peasant women clean their bed coverings.
c) Don't know/care. [/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]9. "P/E ratio" means:
a) Something to do with, like, stocks and junk like that.
b) The number of times per hour that a day trader has to use the bathroom.
c) Like I care? [/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]10. A "tick" is:
a) A nervous syndrome common to day traders.
b) Something that often lives in a day trader's hair.
c) These questions are really starting to make me mad, dude! [/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
If you answered (c) to any of the above questions...
Congratulations!
You do have what it takes to succeed in the fast-paced, action-packed world of the day traders!
[/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]*Source http://www.greekshares.com/aptitude.asp
[/font]
