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Garpal Gumnut

Garpal Gumnut

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http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/meast/09/04/israel.wall.discovered/index.html

It is about time that both the Jews and Arabs moved out of Jerusalem and returned the area to the Canaanites.

A wall has been found in Jerusalem proving title to the people of Canaan.

The wall is believed to have been built by the Canaanites, an ancient pagan people who the Bible says inhabited Jerusalem and other parts of the Middle East before the advent of monotheism.

And they were not godbotherers.

Should any Canaanites wish to progress a case for the return of their lands , please twitter me on #730report.

gg
 
Garpal Gumnut said:
http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/meast/09/04/israel.wall.discovered/index.html

It is about time that both the Jews and Arabs moved out of Jerusalem and returned the area to the Canaanites.

A wall has been found in Jerusalem proving title to the people of Canaan.

The wall is believed to have been built by the Canaanites, an ancient pagan people who the Bible says inhabited Jerusalem and other parts of the Middle East before the advent of monotheism.

And they were not godbotherers.

Should any Canaanites wish to progress a case for the return of their lands , please twitter me on #730report.

gg
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The Canaanites were probably from around Ugarit in Syria.

So, Israel belongs to Syria.

http://thesurvivalimperative.blogspot.com/2008/11/ugarit-foundations-of-canaanite.html
 
kennas said:
Yes, a problem this border making, it is.
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Yes, and the sooner the Syrians, Palestinians and Israelis get out of the Canaanites land the better off everone will be. The Christians perched in Jerusalem will have to go too.

springhill said:
Starting up a case for Native Title gg? Whose land would your home be built on then? ;)
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As long as there have been trees on my block there have been Gumnuts in these parts.

You city slickers like supporting everyone's rights, why not the Canaanites. They used weave baskets too.

gg
 
Garpal Gumnut said:
As long as there have been trees on my block there have been Gumnuts in these parts.

You city slickers like supporting everyone's rights, why not the Canaanites. They used weave baskets too.

gg
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City slicker? Mate im the biggest bushwhacking redneck going round. As long as the Canaanites used to hit people on the head with sticks & rocks, and wipe their ass with bark, they have my support....
 
springhill said:
City slicker? Mate im the biggest bushwhacking redneck going round. As long as the Canaanites used to hit people on the head with sticks & rocks, and wipe their ass with bark, they have my support....
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Sorry mate, the plight of the Canaanites has got me going.

I might get on to Bob Brown or old baldy in Labor, whatisname the one from Midnight Oil.

We should bring it up at the UN.

The godbotherers have got away with the occupation of the Canaanites land for too long.

gg
 
Garpal Gumnut said:
Sorry mate, the plight of the Canaanites has got me going.

I might get on to Bob Brown or old baldy in Labor, whatisname the one from Midnight Oil.

We should bring it up at the UN.

The godbotherers have got away with the occupation of the Canaanites land for too long.

gg
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While you're at it could you mention to them the possum that has taken up squatters rights in MY roof? Ive started legal proceedings, but he has a really good lawyer....
 
I detect a distinct lack of pagans on asf who are not game to go in to bat for the Canaanites against the muscle of Israel, Syria, the UAE and Saudi Arabia.

So much for indigenous rights.

You blokes and girls should be ashamed of yourselves.

gg
 
gg,
I am not game to open for the Canaanites until they change their stance on the stoning of adulterers; the males are also a little bit too keen on each other for my liking!
 
GG, your boredom level must have reached a new high.

Maybe consider some basket weaving as a constructive occupation?

You could make a cosy basket for garpaldog.
 
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