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Cyprus explained...You have two cowsYou loan the Greeks one of them, and the other is 'protected' by the Russian Mafia.The EU comes looking for the milk.In 3 days you try stealing 10% of your neighbour's cows, ask the Greeks where the first cow went, and demand the other cow back from the Mafia.What's left of you is found decorating the walls of your house by an angry mob of locals who came to burn the place down.The postman delivers two letters.One is from the EU, a bill for €6 bn to your next of kin.The other is from Ireland, with instructions on how to milk that horse.The Greeks come to your funeral and eat all the kebabs.
Cyprus explained...
You have two cows
You loan the Greeks one of them, and the other is 'protected' by the Russian Mafia.
The EU comes looking for the milk.
In 3 days you try stealing 10% of your neighbour's cows, ask the Greeks where the first cow went, and demand the other cow back from the Mafia.
What's left of you is found decorating the walls of your house by an angry mob of locals who came to burn the place down.
The postman delivers two letters.
One is from the EU, a bill for €6 bn to your next of kin.
The other is from Ireland, with instructions on how to milk that horse.
The Greeks come to your funeral and eat all the kebabs.
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