Shiz Wurley

[Sean K]

How long will they last?

 

[Wysiwyg]

Bored shyteless are you???

 

[MACD]

Who cares!

It will last until Shane gets caught texting another woman!

 

[Garpal Gumnut]

They are in love. It will last forever.

gg

 

[Sean K]

They are in love. It will last forever.

gg

Yep, that's what I was thinking gg.

 

[Garpal Gumnut]

Yep, that's what I was thinking gg.

From the first tweet, I said to meself, they are in love.

gg

 

[Sean K]

From the first tweet, I said to meself, they are in love.

gg

Can they do the 'I do' part through Twitter?

 

[Garpal Gumnut]

Can they do the 'I do' part through Twitter?

As a man of cloth, who can tweet, I would say to them both:

"Do thee, Shiz Shane Elizabeth Hurley Warne Wurley take t'other to be thy lawful wedded tweet."

That is only 92 letters plus spaces and a full stop, so I see no reason why not.

They could then go on tweeting about some skin cream or leather fashion or cure for menopause and after the sponsors were done could tweet in unison.

"We do"

I could then post a picture of a ring.

Then I would tweet.

You may now tweet the bride

They are so much in love I would be happy to help out.

gg

 

[Sean K]

You may now tweet the bride

I certainly wouldn't mind tweeting the bride.

Warnie's punching well above his weight in that ring.

What is she thinking? I suppose she kept Hugh after he got caught tweeting Divine.

 

[Garpal Gumnut]

And no doubt we will soon, perchance in 2012, hear the pitter patter of a little tweet.

Noice.

gg

 

[Sean K]

Warnie might be sacrificing his tweetness I feel.

We loved him for being a tweet. And a tweeting good one at that! Loved his tweet. Well, his on-field tweet anyway.

Now, I'm not sure what he's tweeting. Without the tweak, he has no tweet for me.

He should stick to banter with the other retired fellas and watching the Saints get tweeked with more down to earth Victorians who don't tweet so much.

 

[Sean K]

International news now.

4 to 1 that they're the next to go.

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/enterta...wide-of-the-mark/story-e6frf96x-1226235118947

And signings of pre-nups yet to be done.