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September 2010 Mega Thrust Earthquake to hit US West Coast

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weatherbill said:
2. this question requires a long and lengthy answer becaus eof the many factors involved.
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OK then Bill, I'll be happy to read your 'long and lengthy answer' to the question of wheter Noah's Ark was true.
Ready when you are.
 
I've a great idea.

Why don't we organize a UFC style cage match between Weatherbill and Garp?

Considering that weatherbill is both a godbotherer and by the sounds of things a warmerner. I'm sure Garp would relish the opportunity of physical combat.

Could the mods please do a quick straw poll of ASF interest. We could put it on justin.tv or ustream for everybody to watch.

Each ASFer could pay $10 and the winner of the bruising encounter could take the pot.



FIGHT NIGHT

THE GODBOTHERING WARMERNER "Weatherbill"

VERSUS

THE CIGAR TOTING SOCIAL SLEDGEHAMMER "Garpal Gumnut"

See all the action on ASF!
 
weatherbill said:
1. Part of God's plan for me is in AU in the near future
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Finally! Some relevance to this site - God wants us to hold AUD.

AUD specifically Weatherbill or cash in general? If the USD continues to weaken then my accom on the West Coast of the US in Sept 2010 will virtually cost next to nothing!
 
Well, hey hey its Saturday and a good one to you all.

Have been worried for Bill and his explanation of the ARK.

It was somehwere near Ararat, used to shear there as a lad. And the trees back what 3 and a half ton ago must have been pretty tall. Anyway I figure Noah was no dill and he had is orders, so near Ararat he first found a big tree, was 5 hundred feet and fifty feet round the girth with not a leaf for 400. Now he got out his big still (spellen) and cut her down.

Well the effect was amazing, that tree went to earth with such a crash into the valley that all the animals and fish and birds were frozen in time (like a time warp or similar) So noah got the ark finished, and I dont think the animals could of walked on the ark at all, he built the thingo around them, then the floods come and there was a feroscious wave, so big that it shocked and reanimated all the animals.

So simple when you think about it, and I havnt even had a drink yet, but gunna have one now while I wait and see what yaa all think
 
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So simple when you think about it, and I havnt even had a drink yet, but gunna have one now while I wait and see what yaa all think
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Shouda saved me drink

Prolly should close the fun down before one of us gets rubbed out or locked in a cage.

Jeeez ...,you woudend be that tough
 
CRIKEY weatherbill ... photo below just in from Reuters ! You are a prophet !! Cracking right hander !
 

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Weatherbill don't mind these cynical bastards who are mocking you.

You have fixed genuine beliefs and are trying to warn people about an upcoming catastrophe you have predicted.

Although I do not agree with you I will defend your right to expound them.

Being a prophet in the wilderness can be a lonely experience and the mockery you endure can sap your energy.

Take care mate and look after your health.

gg
 

Got to hand it to you GG, always the saviour and humanist, sort of a socialologist really.

Now that I got a handle on the Ark just thought I should put some time in on the cards (matter of fact the missus is playing patience as I write)

As some would know I'm a great one for the roulette and came up with this fandangle of a rythm with the dealers, fantastic only after 18 months I have proved it does not work, but went close a few times. Anyway give me 18 months and I will see if the cards can talk to me, perhaps Garpal you could be my mentor and higher being to test it out a bit before we can know that it will truly help POOR Bill.

Anyway back to the patience.
 

No, no. Thanks but no thanks we have enough Jatz Crackers here (aussie slang maaaaate)
Someone alert Immigration Dept please....
 
kennas said:
So, you want donations after you are proved right. So, it is about money. ok

God works in mysterious ways.
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Liek I said, it's not aboutmoney. Its about supporting the work of God her ein the earth. He uses us humans you know...... if ministers do not get support, then they will have to go into the secular world to earn a pay check. Then they will not be able to minister...... you can;t ask a pastor or evangelist or counsellor to starve, can you?

You can;t ask them to not pay theri electric bill, can you?

You can;t ask them to go somewhere when they have no gas money, can you?

Even Mother Theresa and Ghandi received donations for their spiritual work. They did alot of good as well and denied themselves spending the money on themselves, for the most part, but they too had to buy food and I'm sure they hade other expenses if they needed to take a plane trip somewhere.
I hope you will rethink this and be a bit more practical. We who dedicate our lives to spiritual work are not in this for money. If that were the case, I would simply go back to electrical contracting and playing stocks online. I'm an electrical contractor by trade. I could make 100 grand in a year, but it was God who called me to this spiritual line of work, so my life is living proof that your words are but a false accusation.
Is it ok to defend myself mate?

Please rethink your accusations. They are obviously impractical.
 

Hahaha I would love to ask every evangelist I've ever seen on early morning tv to starve, would make the world a much safer place if they did. Some religious figures do great things but my personal belief is that religion is just a tool for them not a reason.

And yes, Kennas is clearly the one making outrageous statements isn't he, mate? I am sorry not everyone is as sensible and practical as yourself.
 

I agree withyou. There is alot of abuse in God's name out there in the name of tele-evangelism. We always should be careful who we give money to.
 
weatherbill said:
I agree withyou. There is alot of abuse in God's name out there in the name of tele-evangelism. We always should be careful who we give money to.
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But Bill what what about paypal getting taken down by sitting in the epicentre of your quake? How are we to lavish you with riches to carry on gods good/spiteful work if we cannot get the cash to you?

May I suggest a pigeon drop. Or would white dove be more appropriate?
 

Doesn't your bible say that your god will provide???

Its quite a famous quote.

So why do you need us to provide?
 
Krusty the Klown said:
Doesn't your bible say that your god will provide???

Its quite a famous quote.

So why do you need us to provide?
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It works like this you clown.....

God does indeed provide, and he does provide through other people. In that, if I wanted to, I could give some money or food to a person I may have heard of who is wanting. Charities operate on the same principle. There's no mystery here; God doesn't just magic up some food on your table.

And in WB's defence, he hasn't asked you or anyone else to provide. He simply has a "donate" button on his site. Which you are quite able to ignore, or use, whatever.
 
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