"He had delusions of adequacy." – Walter Kerr
"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." – Stephen Bishop
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." – Oscar Wilde
Insults with class.
Something I will aspire to.
In one particular incident his sense quick wit and affinity for humour were demonstrated when a heckler pointed to his ample paunch and exclaimed "What are you going to call it, George?" to which Reid replied: "If it's a boy, I'll call it after myself. If it's a girl I'll call it Victoria. But if, as I strongly suspect, it's nothing but piss and wind, I'll name it after you."
Another Winston Churchill that goes something like this....
Lady to Churchill. "Sir, you are drunk"
Churchill to lady. "Yes madam and you are ugly. But in the morning I'll be sober and you will still be ugly".
No Champ, you are the top of the class, am thinking of going to High School so I can sit on a branch right up there.
an lernin sum spellin an settin out too.
Urban myth/legend time:Kerry Packer did it once and said it made him a better person.
As far as comebacks go, I think it's a pretty good one.
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