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Brad, I know an old couple - in England as it turns out (Yorkshire, where everyone is a character lol ) . They had a dog "Perkins", which was the human equivalent of about 140 yrs lol. It was particularly close to the lady, the man kept looking for an excuse to put it out of its misery. They were in their 80's.I have been told that my beloved dog needs an operation. It is 3 years old, and its knee cap has popped out. The operation will cost $1000. The wife has been in tears at the suggestion we have the poor thing put down. ..
James Herriot OBE is the pen name of James Alfred Wight, also known as Alf Wight (3 October 1916 – 23 February 1995), a British veterinary surgeon and writer. Wight is best known for his enormously popular semi-autobiographical stories, often referred to collectively as All Creatures Great and Small, a title used in some editions and in film and television adaptations.
MY DOG’S DRINKING PROBLEM.
My dog has a problem when drinking (she slops),
There’s water all over the floor,
Myself, I spill not one drop (nor drops)
(So I get to drink a bit more. )
A bee landed in her watering bowl,
So she slurped up the damned bee too,
And her lips got as fat as a damned bread roll,
Or a mocking chimp at the zoo.
The vet said for 220 bucks he’d give her
A counter to make her lip numb,
I countered “for 220 bucks, kind sir,
You can stick the damned thing in your bum”!
He said that’s exactly the spot he intended
And gave the pooch backside a rub,
So I weakened “OK, but ‘twere me, I’d decline
And I’d risk it and go to the pub.”
So these days, I drink from the dog’s round bowl,
And she slurps (even worse) from my mugs,
If I swallow a bee, then –(bless it’s soul) -
Well, SHE can give ME the damned hugs,
And if some human doctor says “220 quid –
And quick!! Before it gets worse !!!”
I’d tell him I might have a “fat lip from thirst”
But I’d give him a “fat lip first” !!.
HOW DO YOU MEASURE LOVE, GRASSHOPPER?
General:-
How do you measure love, grasshopper? is it Something you weigh on a scale,
or Something you rate as “par” or “above”, or Something you buy on sale,
is it Light that is only revealed when its lost, or the Source from whence it once shone,
or the Depth of some fathomless hole - and its cost – that is Only revealed when it’s gone.
sure the Depths of that darkness are real and yet,
you Don’t know the odds until bets are bet,
you’ll Know what I mean if you’ve lost a pet
who was Loved and then moved on.
Pet:-
as a Pet-owner then, is it energy given to Mutual wagging of tails,
or do Horse-lovers judge the worth of their love, by the Height of some steeplechase rails,
or the “Heil-boss-well-met” when you put on their reins (and it never rains but it hails ),
or just Sad that you miss ‘em - extinction or kiss ‘em – including koalas and whales.
sure the Depths of that love are tested so oft,
when they Piss on the daisies, or buck you right off,
but you Miss em like hell with that last mortal cough,
and if That isn’t love, I’ll eat snails. ... etc
The verdict - he is booked in for the operation next week.
WOW!
I didnt not expect such an amazing response to my conundrum.
The verdict - he is booked in for the operation next week.
Cheers
Brad
My own dog unfortunately passed away over 3 years ago. Even though I knew it was coming - he had to be put to sleep due to terminal illness that had come to the point of causing pain and suffering - I have never cried so much over anything.)
WOW!
I didnt not expect such an amazing response to my conundrum.
The verdict - he is booked in for the operation next week.
Cheers
Brad
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