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It all goes to show what a soulless, dour, humourless mob our present socialist and left wing politicians and fellow travellers are.

The ABC is leading the charge giving Tony Abbott a hard time after he has been on a charity cycle run.

No wonder the Soviet empire came crashing down.

The present Trotskyite and Socialist banner carriers for the Greens and the ALP are the biggest joke in all this, not Tony Abbott.

And they come out like flies on a stock forum. That is the ultimate joke.

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Spot on GG. The thought police are now baying after the blood of a radio personality who goes by the name of "Jackie O". She committed a cardinal sin by remarking that she is not keen on her second name "Ellen" because it "sounds a bit lez".

Shock Horror

As for Toadster's contribution;
Here come the usual suspects like flies to a turd
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I noticed that . He was one of the first to alight and can't leave it alone.
 
It doesn't matter if Abbott was hijacked after a charity bike ride or not. Pollies are expected to respond to issues 24/7, so for him to admit that he stuffed up, says it all.

Garpal Gumnut said:
And they come out like flies on a stock forum.

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Yet 90% of the posts on ASF seem to have nothing to do with the stock market at all, rather it is all about hanging **** on the ALP. But I guess that's acceptable.
 
Whinge moan, whinge moan, gnashing of teeth, hair pulling and wringing of hands. The great unwashed masses are unfairly taking the liberal champion Tony Abbott to task for engaging his mouth before his brain.

Personally I think it was unfair to compare Tony Abbott to a turd...a huge insult to a turd if ever there was one.
 
nulla nulla said:
Tony Abbott saying something insensitive (from the bloke that referred to the death of an Australian soldier in Afghanistan by way of "**** happens.."), what more would you expect?
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No one in the military would have minded this in its context nulla.

He was clearly led into the 'joke' by the radio presenters and it was probably appropriate for the audience. I heard an audio version and there were genuine belly laughs.

Too soon though for the precious left though, I agree.
 
financialdonk said:
The problem lies in the fact that the electorate are incapable of rationale judgement and are just as useless as the politicians, therefore comment does and will continue to occur as they can be easily manipulated.
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What an insult to the majority of Australians! Curious to know why you feel so superior to your fellow Aussies? It can't be your spelling.

nulla nulla said:
Another lopsided right wing thread bemoaning anyone critical of Tony Abbott saying something insensitive (from the bloke that referred to the death of an Australian soldier in Afghanistan by way of "**** happens.."), what more would you expect?
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Kennas has appropriately answered this. You are distorting the remark in its context. Not that that is surprising.

Eager said:
Yet 90% of the posts on ASF seem to have nothing to do with the stock market at all, rather it is all about hanging **** on the ALP. But I guess that's acceptable.
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This is the "General Chat" thread. The "General Chat" thread includes a number of political threads.
There are thousands of other posts in hundreds of other threads. The comment is not worthy of you, Eager.
 
Julia said:
This is the "General Chat" thread. The "General Chat" thread includes a number of political threads.
There are thousands of other posts in hundreds of other threads. The comment is not worthy of you, Eager.
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Actually eager, further to Julias comments, I would say that a lot of share posters are only posting on the "General Chat" thread due to no obvious direction on the share market.
Most of this lack of confidence in the Aust share market is due to the add hock government and it's illogical decision making process.
You may find it funny but I certainly don't, how our market is underperforming most others, when we have the 'Worlds' greatest treasurer and the most robust economy.
All it can come down to is most Australians don't believe, or don't have confidence in them.
You can try and put any spin you like on it, but generally Australians don't like the government.
Also if Julia believed her own spin she would put it to the test with an election. Rather than flying all over the country to grovel to Wilkie, what a joke, it's a lot more reportable than Abbotts of the cuff remark.
It really is about time that Julia put her credentials on the line and asked for the Australian publics support. Just blindly forging on with her motley crew and everyone having to 'suck it up' is wearing thin.
 
moXJO said:
Hey I was going to say the same thing about you and nulla, but seeing how butt hurt you guys were over Abbotts comments I didn’t have the heart (or the tissues) to offend. You lefties are such softies, all hugging political correctness and $hit.
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Hurt? I can't wait for him to be PM with jokes like that.
Remember we just dig holes and get paid $hitloads
 

Funny how you had all these connections in the ALP until it all went to ****e and now your a Lib through and through.
Is the RIH the Royal institute for Homosexuals
 
todster said:
Hurt? I can't wait for him to be PM with jokes like that.
Remember we just dig holes and get paid $hitloads
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I agree todster, we really do have to put a longer term plan in place, or sparkies are toast. Globalisation a race to the lowest common denominator.
Probably getting off thread.
 
todster said:
Hurt? I can't wait for him to be PM with jokes like that.
Remember we just dig holes and get paid $hitloads
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Personally I wanna see Swan crack more jokes. That guys got to be good for a laugh.

And I know those massive dump trucks they show on TV every time they mention WA is used to bring home your weekly salary. Damn westies, we are starving over here on our meagre double digit pay packets.
 
Abbott once voted state labor saying (whoever the guy was, possibly Unsworth?) was the best man to lead NSW.
Labor did have some good men back in the 80's, you could say the same about liberals. Wtf happened??
 
moXJO said:
Abbott once voted state labor saying (whoever the guy was, possibly Unsworth?) was the best man to lead NSW.
Labor did have some good men back in the 80's, you could say the same about liberals. Wtf happened??
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All the useless small business owners, union delegates, useless lawyers, useless singers, useless t.v reporters. All decided that a politicians pension was the best option.
That's why you have such a useless, inwardly focussed bunch of back stabbing, condecending, hypocritical, self serving bunch of twats scratching each others back and trying to pass themselves off as politicians.
The funny thing is it is not party specific.
 
moXJO said:
Abbott once voted state labor saying (whoever the guy was, possibly Unsworth?) was the best man to lead NSW.
Labor did have some good men back in the 80's, you could say the same about liberals. Wtf happened??
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You know i think the same but maybe the only thing that's different is we're older and read more into it.
Remember putting your vote in as to not getting fined and then heading to the pub gettin drunk and womanising
 
sptrawler said:
I agree todster, we really do have to put a longer term plan in place, or sparkies are toast. Globalisation a race to the lowest common denominator.
Probably getting off thread.
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Aslong as they dig at night we'll be right mate.
Get skilled in fixing driverless equipment
Most of Rio stuff is controlled from Perth airport.
 

I'm one of them little anoying flies,i see you as a big green marchy that leaves bite marks and takes a full can of mortein to knock down and soils my freshly washed windows.
 
todster said:
I'm one of them little anoying flies,i see you as a big green marchy that leaves bite marks and takes a full can of mortein to knock down and soils my freshly washed windows.
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Male March flies live on nectar and won't bother you. The one you see here is obviously female.

females feed on the blood of humans and animals
males feed on nectar
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Male March flies live on nectar and won't bother you. The one you see here is obviously female.


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So your a crossdressing fly,do you wear heels and stockings like Downer.
The things that batter remember him.
 

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So your a crossdressing fly,do you wear heels and stockings like Downer.
The things that batter remember him.
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Seeing that flies seem to be an obsession with you, I would classify you as a blowie. Your only contribution to the forum is to pollute other members' posts, by trolling and going off topic.
 
Calliope said:
Seeing that flies seem to be an obsession with you, I would classify you as a blowie. Your only contribution to the forum is to pollute other members' posts, by trolling and going off topic.
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lol off topic where did you find the photo of the fly then
...family album
 
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