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NIGHT AT MUSEUM (3) SECRET OF THE TOMB
Going to Dumb and Dumber 2 tonight, but went to see the third instalment of NAM Monday.
Predictably the place was full of X/Y gens laughing their slippers off.
Surprisingly none of my group believed my instant recognition of the Neanderthal, which I must say was probably the best acting this guy has done since be buddied up with Robert Downie jnr.....very entertaining.
The movie itself is like a passing parade with Mickey Rooney and Robin Williams gone from us.
Our Australian girl does a great knock off of a few Ali G routines in her role as an English guard.
The movie is forgettable, except for the primitive man.
Gotta give it to Marvel, I thought they'd scrap the bottom of the barrel with a film like Ant-Man but it looks to be a good movie.
Marvel certainly are creating some great content, As a Disney share holder it's pretty exciting seeing the quality that they have been producing, I can't wait to see Ant Man.
What movie have I see lately?
Cinderella offcourse, lol. Lily James plays the character so well, not to mention she is absolutely stunning, It's a great re telling of the classic tale. Truly beautiful film, I actually can wait to see it again.
Mad Max: Fury Road.
Wow.
Been awhile since I've seen such beautiful carnage. What an amazing movie.
Oh yea, there's a decent story attached to it - but man, I thought it'd be another Fast Furious or a lame Transformers overkill but this one was quite amazing.
Yes I watched this on opening night and was amazed at the humour, the pathos, the sensitivity, the sublime beauty of the landscapes, the intimate bond between man and woman ......... <record scratching> scotch that 3h1te</record scratching>.
I must be getting really old, but a flick that is about six movies of full on action packed into one 120 minute action trailer has gotta get boring after 15 minutes, right? Now Megan Gale was a highlight in my books ... nice bod au naturale.
My real complaint is that while everyone around me was drinking turps and squirt I had to make do with a Zero and the knowledge I had a one hour drive home presumably with every redneck who had just watched it too, sharing the same freeway.
PAWN SHOP
Watched on bluray last night. If you are fan offPulp Fiction movie then this is for you. Subset stories stitched together by a pawn shop and it's quirky owner (D'Onofrio).
If you wondered what happened to Brendan Fraser, Matt Dillon and even Elijah Wood you will find them here behaving rather badly, especially Matt.
If you into naked women there are a few scenes that are for you, although they are bookended by some rather out there violence and taboos (this is an R18+ rated flick). If gratuitous violence that can't really be taken seriously is your thing then this is also for you.
The best way to describe this movie is that it would take a fair bit of alcohol or drugs to make it feel like you aren't watching it after drinking a fair bit of alcohol or taking drugs.....kind drinking til you are sober cliché.It's a rolling dreamstate.
I reckon about 5 years will pass before the images seared on the back of my retina disappear altogether.
NOAH - The Russell Crowe version.
If there truly is a God then he/she/omniscient being should never have allowed this drivel to be made into a movie let alone it grossing 326 million at the box office. I mean really ... stone golems protecting Noah and family as well as helping to build the Ark? FFS I had to drop some acid and toke on some broad leaf entertainment plant to distend belief and stop my eyes from burning from this visual and cerebral pollution. Mad Max Fury mixed with Lord of the Rings with a biblical sketchy outline with a monotone actor and some really really bad CGI does NOT make a movie.
PAWN SHOP
Watched on bluray last night. If you are fan offPulp Fiction movie then this is for you. Subset stories stitched together by a pawn shop and it's quirky owner (D'Onofrio).
If you wondered what happened to Brendan Fraser, Matt Dillon and even Elijah Wood you will find them here behaving rather badly, especially Matt.
If you into naked women there are a few scenes that are for you, although they are bookended by some rather out there violence and taboos (this is an R18+ rated flick). If gratuitous violence that can't really be taken seriously is your thing then this is also for you.
The best way to describe this movie is that it would take a fair bit of alcohol or drugs to make it feel like you aren't watching it after drinking a fair bit of alcohol or taking drugs.....kind drinking til you are sober cliché.It's a rolling dreamstate.
I reckon about 5 years will pass before the images seared on the back of my retina disappear altogether.
Avengers age of Ultron.
I left a little disappointed, too violent for the kids, and too much like days of our lives for normal people.
Try to put romance and drama, into a comic book story, just seems to miss the mark for me.
Nothing wrong with the special effects, just didn't feel like money well spent, when we left the cinema.
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