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Aussies fat, drunk and riddled with STDs. How well does the headline describe you?

  • I can tick one of those boxes

    Votes: 16 36.4%
  • 2 out of 3 ain't bad!

    Votes: 8 18.2%
  • Jackpot - all 3 for me!

    Votes: 2 4.5%
  • None, I am a lean, sober, STD-free lovin' machine.

    Votes: 18 40.9%

  • Total voters
    44

Timmy

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Aussies fat, drunk and riddled with STDs

What a great headline! The article itself is all a bit 'worthy' - you know, drink less, stop getting fat, do some exercise, stop practicing unsafe sex .... blah, blah, blah ....

So how many categories do you fit into (anonymous poll!), if any?
 
Sounds like us moderators dont you think Timmy

certainly not this mod. I've just got back from my daily run and am about to have a salad for lunch. I'm waiting for marriage before I express my love for mrs frink in a physical manner and drink nothing but water and herbal tea.

I'm a little insulted that you would refer to me in this way young prawn. Kennas, Joe and I will pray for you tonight whilst we're at church
 
Timmy said:
What a great headline
Aussies fat, drunk and riddled with STDs
I guess we should be thankful that headlines by nature have to be limited to a few words ..

Otherwise they would (no doubt) say...

Aussies fat, drunk, riddled with STDs, lazy, unfaithful, gambling, wife-beating, dolebludging heathens.

- who tell lousy jokes....!!
 
Seems I'm the minority at the moment.
 
Damn. Can't i do anything without anyone noticing? I'm buggered when they come out and say "93% of Aussie males download pr0n".
 
I think we'll have the last laugh. We'll still be happily burning our fat to keep warm and running our cars on alcohol fumes, while the rest of the world has run out of oil.
 
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