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Economic Pick-up Lines

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For all you economists out there...

- You make my demand curve go inelastic

- Your price definitely equals my marginal benefit

- How do you get multiple girls at one time? Tell them about network externalities..

- If I were the inelastic side of the market, I'd want you to be the excess burden of tax,
so you could fall heavily upon me.

- Babe, I'm like a natural monopoly. I'm big enough to supply the entire market.

- You and I should be in the same industry; so that we could merge horizontally.

- You and I are in a prisoner's dilemma, are best shot is cooperative equilibrium so we
can increase our mutual payoff.

- I can assure you: There's no adverse to this selection.

- Your demand for me should be inelastic; there are no substitutes.

- Want to go prove the law of diminishing utility is incorrect?

- It's like a positive externality: We've experienced the social benefit, how about we go
reap the private (benefit).
 
Yeh.... record US unemployment figure... we musta hit the bottom... up goes the dow... Yeeee Haaaa Haaa Haa Ha H A

We all try to find a good idea in our lives but get lost promoting the darned thingo.

Wake me when the bell rings
 
For all you economists out there...

- You make my demand curve go inelastic

- Your price definitely equals my marginal benefit

- How do you get multiple girls at one time? Tell them about network externalities..

- If I were the inelastic side of the market, I'd want you to be the excess burden of tax,
so you could fall heavily upon me.

- Babe, I'm like a natural monopoly. I'm big enough to supply the entire market.

- You and I should be in the same industry; so that we could merge horizontally.

- You and I are in a prisoner's dilemma, are best shot is cooperative equilibrium so we
can increase our mutual payoff.

- I can assure you: There's no adverse to this selection.

- Your demand for me should be inelastic; there are no substitutes.

- Want to go prove the law of diminishing utility is incorrect?

- It's like a positive externality: We've experienced the social benefit, how about we go
reap the private (benefit).

When would you like to receive your stimulus package?
 
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