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Drunk badger impersonates roadkill
Article from: The Advertiser

July 09, 2009 09:00am

A BADGER in Germany got so drunk on over-ripe cherries it staggered into the middle of a road and refused to budge, police said.
A motorist called police near the central town of Goslar to report a dead badger on a road - only for officers to turn up and discover the animal alive and well, but drunk.

Police discovered the nocturnal beast had eaten cherries from a nearby tree which had turned to alcohol and given the badger diarrhoea.

Having failed to scare the animal away, officers eventually chased it from the road with a broom.
 
Heard this on ABC News Radio yesterday morning - Very funny. They even suggested a new term... To get Badgered.

Had a quite chuckle as Badger means something else in my slang vocab :D
 
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