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Garpal Gumnut said:
garpalmansion ( unless she the 4th gets it) ,

So a new chapter may be about to open for poor me.

gg
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C'mon Garpal, you know what to do...

1) Companyfy the GarpalMansion immediately. Make it IRON TIGHT.
2) Go to where the sweet young things are and ask them if they would like to stay in the Garpalmansion free in exchange for a bit of "modelling work".
3) Fit every room with a webcam.
4) Wander round in a red smoking jacket and self satisfied smirk on your face.
5) Kick out the models in 5 Months and 29 days when they hits their expiry date.

GG will now be accepting bids from all interested parties who wish to be "pool boys", "Pizza Delivery Men", "T.V Repair Men", "Dirty old men" and "Friendly next door neighbors".

Don't rush him all at once guys.

Cheers

Sir O

P.S. Send me my commission in single malt scotch GG.
 
Well Garpal, I ruminated for you overnight as promised and wracked my brains today but I'm stumped.

Only thing that did occur to me is that if you do get tempted to ever venture again, put on a pair of them old west Qld dungarees and get about as if you dont' have two bob. In the unlikely event that you find love this way there is a good chance that its real.

Anyway just thinking of you buddy.
 
nun, mr burns,

I'm getting concerned, the whole thing might have been a set up by Dionysius the Phocaean in retribution to gg's stance against tsunami financial & MSC.

Not based on evidence, just sayin'....
 
Solly said:
nun, mr burns,

I'm getting concerned, the whole thing might have been a set up by Dionysius the Phocaean in retribution to gg's stance against tsunami financial & MSC.

Not based on evidence, just sayin'....
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I'm starting to think you're right................that the whole thing was a setup.
 
Solly said:
nun, mr burns,

I'm getting concerned, the whole thing might have been a set up by Dionysius the Phocaean in retribution to gg's stance against tsunami financial & MSC.

Not based on evidence, just sayin'....
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you mean the ole " lolitta special" ?

where a influential member of society is kidnapped by a pretty young lady at a party meeting , spanked and tied up then photographed?

or something more dire?

the more you mention it the more my concerns are growing also ........

perhaps we should get in contact with the townsville police and put out a missing posters alert ?
 

I've got a mate who has got a friend of a friend that works in Stanley St HQ.
I'll text him, if I get no response I'm calling Crimestoppers.
(But I'll have to disguise my voice, it's because of an unrelated incident that I shouldn't elaborate on in a public forum.)
 

Just got a tweet to say an abandoned Azure has been found in the bush at the end of Gilford St on Maggie. I don't want to be an alarmist, but it's not looking good. Surely there's security vision from the ferry that the authorities can confiscate and forensically examine. I'd be looking for a stout slightly rotund guy of Greek extraction to help with their inquiries.
 
Got to go off line for a while now, got to take home a worn out ex-long haul F/A that's passed out in my lounge room again. It's a bit of a handful to load her in the buggy and transport her back to her place in the estate.

I was sort of hoping that she'd be gg's sort of gal but I think she's stumbled again on one of those "12 steps".

It's a pity she's never gotten over a brief liaison she had with a Hollywood hopeful she met on a layover in Phoenix in the mid 90's. I don't think I'll ever really understand the XX.
 
solly

i just used my connections in the queensland anti corruption squad to put out an A.P.B on mr Gumnut ...... police are currently scouring the neihbourhood biker clubhouses/ known knocker shops and all hotels and bars in the area ...... they are confident of finding him within the next day or 2

i hope my description as an al capone lookalike helps them
 
You guys dont think GGs gone committed suicide or anything over this would he?
I'd be pretty distraught if it happened to me.. but then again, I'd be out looking for a hit man and some muscle to get my stuff back. :
 
Just got back from Nik's place had to spend the night there, I hate it when she gets clingy, she's into this role playing thing at moment and likes to pretend she's still a cabin supervisor but that's a whole other story.

I've just checked my DMs on Twitter, the steer with the Azure on Gilford St on Maggie last night was erroneous. Looks like it was just a '77 Moke Californian with clutch problems and two Danish female backpackers who were up to hijinks in the scrub. I sometimes wish my sources were equipped with 1 lux cameras on their Crackberrys.

Got another unsubstantiated report that a person matching gg's description was seen cruising the streets out Oonoonba way in an unmarked Pantec. Ash was found near the gates of the yard where there is a missing Isuzu. I'm lead to believe that preliminarily forensic examination appears confirm that the ash textures and burn rate matches gg's favourite Gran Coronas.

Also got in touch with a mate who has got a friend in a large Telco to see if there is any legal way of tracking the last known transmissions from his gPhone. Hope hes's got the GPS tracking enabled.

I'll log on later to see if there any further updates or info.
 
Enough's enough -

I heard from my reliable sources that you, Solly, and gg are one and the same, there's no 4th Mrs Gumnut and the only ones scammed are the posters on this forum - of course I might be wrong........
 
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