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Councils defend paying investigators to hire prostitutes

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If private investigator is sprung by his wife, at least got fighting chance to defend his actions.

Oh the letter of law, just amazing.
 
"money for nothing and your chicks for free" sounds like dire straights to me! how do you get a job like this ?
 
What a story this one is, read it out aloud @ local coffee shop this morning.

Had everyone crying with laughter, I thought the global sister city was the greatest lurk under the sun, no way this story wins hands down!!!!

What case are you on at the moment love?????? Had a hard day have you?????
 
Imagine having to perform this job having different sexual preferences, or God forbid, if not in line with religious beliefs.

So looks like not the job for everyone.
 
Do you think Viagra would be an acceptable tax deduction ? Would also be interesting to see how Fringe Benefits tax is assessed :
 
wondra said:
Do you think Viagra would be an acceptable tax deduction ? Would also be interesting to see how Fringe Benefits tax is assessed :
Yes and claiming workcover for a v.d !
 
Councils have been screwing up for years - this is just a shift to outsourcing.
 
i'd like to read their annual appraisals, with comments provided by co-workers and 'business associates'

'HE WAS A DUD ROOT.'

says it all.
 
constable said:
"money for nothing and your chicks for free" sounds like dire straights to me! how do you get a job like this ?
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb...

PS, the band didn't have a "g" in the name.

Might have to consider getting a job with the local council. With my luck though the only holes I'll be filling will be the ones in the road... :
 
Now cmon last i heard of this band was in the eighty's
but for the record its dire straits ( after a google search) ,
thanks smurf
 
Like all other council workers, did they have a few guys just standing around watching, leaning on their shovels making sure the guy doing the work was ok?
 
job advertisement:- "required, male, no qualifications, must be horny, required to entertain prostitutes, must report on them within 2 hours of first act of intercourse or 1 hour of second, whichever comes first, minimum two per weeknight, one on Saturdays,- commision for 3 or more, member services thrown in, frequent player points, etc "

chops, you mean like "there's a hole in the road, and the council are looking into it" ?
or http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpWUoEd_mSU dirty deeds ACDC
 
We used to call the road gang the golfers. They did 9 holes a day. This could have a new meaning!!!!!!!
 
I've got no experiance but am a quick learner!! Where do i get applicaton form or do you have to submit a tender?
 
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