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Club Buggery, ahhh this is living. Dannielle Gaha and Louise Anton, the Nissan Cedrics. Be still my beating heart. And how could you forget Ajax? Turps runs the trivia on Wednesday nights down at the Fisho's in Manly. My young bloke goes down each week with his old school mates so they can win the free beer each week. Hell, I wish they were that keen when they were at school.

Now GG I do not think we ever had the cedric moniker in Australia long enough for it to turn into a Datsun, You needed to be more year specific.
 

prozac said:
I am sorry to interject GG but you are mistaken. I am certain even OBL knows it was called NISSAN Cedric.
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Stan 101 said:
The Nissan Cedrics was also the stage name of the two hotties from Roy and HG's "Club Buggery". They used to sing in all the segments and special guests and sang songs with Ian "Turps" Turpie.... Good times..

cheers,
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Garpal Gumnut said:
He is in a 1979 Datsun Cedric 260c.

And if I were the CIA I'd be looking closely at the sat pics about Tank tomorrow as he's going to the movies there to watch Gone with the Wind, the afternoon session.

gg
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Now i have been known to be wrong, but I'm pretty sure the Datsun Cedric preceded the Nissan Cedric.

I am not an aficionado of this particular piece of Jap driving s**t. It is very popular in Afghanistan.

Remember the Datsun Z's. Now we have the Nissan 370Z, a small excuse for a sports coupe, one of which I passed this morning on the road to Charters towers in the Arnage. He was way over the speed limit and I was tempted to call Crimestoppers.

This off topic though.

Bin is in a Cedric OK, On his way to Tank to watch Gone With the bloody Wind.

And the CIA are still watching their computer screens instead of looking for a bloody Cedric.

He is in a 1979 Datsun Cedric 260c, with bench seats (for the dialysis machine).

gg
 
Osama Bin Laden is about to locate to Townsville as he's fed up with the underground life in Coober Pedy. This should make it easier for gg to capture him.
 

Hi GG, I think it went something like this. In the 60's they were Nissan (in Australia), then changed to Datsun around 69/70 (anyone???). They reverted back to Nissan in about 1982.

Lol. ". It is very popular in Afghanistan." Lol We learn something new everyday, thanks gg. Oh, which is the popular colour or doesn't it matter?

"one of which I passed this morning on the road to Charters towers in the Arnage". Did you stop to boil the billy?

Do you want to form a possy when the time is right?
 
Sung to the tune of "love is in the air" by john paul young "


"osama's everywhere .. watch those twin tower's falling down"

"osama's everywhere.. making western powers frown"

(1) " and i don,t know if i think he is foolish ... and i don't know if he is insane"

(2)"but there's one thing that i know for sure.. he gave president bush plenty of pain"

(3)"osama's everywhere..... osama's everywhere .. oh..oh........oh . oh

"osama's everwhere.. no hang on that's the cia"

"osama's eveywhere..making sure the tahliban are getting paid"

insert (1) sing

insert (2) sing

insert (3) sing

been in the afgan top ten for year's
 
My contacts tell me that Bin has abandoned the Holden/Nissan Cedric due to transmission problems and is now in a Ford Prefect on his way to Kanigaram.

It has a 42 in the numberplate.

Now CIA, go get him.

It also has a small dent in it.

gg
 

Ford prefect hey!........mmmmm not much room on the front seat for dialysis

machine mmmm. saw gone with the wind ok so the wind is blowing towards Kanigaram ? that bin he throws more curve balls than Nostrodamus !!!
 
The Ford Prefect is a much maligned motor.

If anyone knows anyone in the CIA, please let them know of Bin's movements.

gg
 

Err does he have a towel in that car and special glasses that go dark when danger increases?
 
Garpal Gumnut said:
The Ford Prefect is a much maligned motor.

If anyone knows anyone in the CIA, please let them know of Bin's movements.

gg
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gg the Prefect is an Aussie Ute coloured pink and allows for a dozen gunmen in the back, plus one astride the roof.
 
you are all wrong i just went into my teenagers room he is obviously hidding in there and no one could ever find him if i hadnt had a rope tied around me i would not of got back
 
NZTurtle said:
Err does he have a towel in that car and special glasses that go dark when danger increases?
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NZT, the CIA could do with you, you evil wise person you.

He has due to these posts changed to a Ford Galaxy MK2 2001 and is doing his big dialysis for the week as there wasn't enough room in the Ford Prefect.

His last communication picked up by satellite was
"So long , and Thanks for All the Fish."

I reckon he's doubled back to Tank, as he likes fish and chips.

gg
 
I reckon this bloke has been dead for ages and is buried in an unmarked grave somewhere in yemen. His close followers don't want to admit that he has died as they struggle to keep his terrorist movement going.
 
There IS, or WAS no Osama Bin Laden .

He was merely a figment of the U.S propaganda machine and his name was merely used as a "boogey man"

GG you need to slip your contacts a few extra sheckels if you want the real goss out there m8.
 
My spies tell me that Bin is lying low on a lilo floating down the Swat Valley.

gg
 
Garpal Gumnut said:
My spies tell me that Bin is lying low on a lilo floating down the Swat Valley.

gg
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Good to know, gg. Since we're talking whereabouts of notable persons, I see you are presently located in the NT. Presumably you're making a noble attempt to bring civilised discourse to the Territorians?
 
Julia said:
Good to know, gg. Since we're talking whereabouts of notable persons, I see you are presently located in the NT. Presumably you're making a noble attempt to bring civilised discourse to the Territorians?
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Thanks Julia, I'm back at Ross Island.

My contacts tell me he is in Tank tonight, having dialysis, from a Pakistan kidney team.

Fast flows the Don, is not an accurate description of the ole Bin, from a CIA mate of mine, he's bloated from fluid they say.

The US are now rather than trying to take him out, just waiting for a good news day on which to do it.

gg
 
Sky News reporting Bin Laden is dead and the US has his body. 2/5 10:45 WST

Obama about to give a telecast.
 
Apparently killed a week ago by a US Bomb.

Waiting for 5...4....3...2...1 until the conspiracy theorists come out saying its a fake body/not him/hes hiding somewhere else
 
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