Bin Laden about to be captured

trainspotter · 5 July 2009

nunthewiser said:
Peyote

thankyou

Speaking from experience nunthewiser ?

Norma Reedsbottom is my arch nemesis. I have been tracking her for years and she has managed to slip away from all my efforts of bombing/maiming/killing/generally invading and beating the crapola out of the poplulation of Tamworth. Bit like America and Osama Bin Laden I am thinking.

Does Tamworth have oil? No wait ... that is another country I am thinking of.

Stan 101 · 5 July 2009

nunthewiser said:
Peyote

moochos grassyarse. :

cheers,

trainspotter · 5 July 2009

Don't forget the poppies grown by the peasants for heroin production. Terrorists by stealth. An enemy you can't face. Refined into smack and then cut with Drano only to be plunged into the lifeless eyeball of some H user who has just recentlly ransacked your house to steal your wifes jewellery to sell to afford another hit. Great. Why hasn't the U.S. funded these dirt poor farmers to grown another kind of crop. Afterall, they get next to pittance for the crop of poppies. It only gains value once refined in Pakistan. Usually smuggled by children inside 20kg bags of flour across the border.

nunthewiser · 5 July 2009

trainspotter said:
Don't forget the poppies grown by the peasants for heroin production. Terrorists by stealth. An enemy you can't face. Refined into smack and then cut with Drano only to be plunged into the lifeless eyeball of some H user who has just recentlly ransacked your house to steal your wifes jewellery to sell to afford another hit. Great. Why hasn't the U.S. funded these dirt poor farmers to grown another kind of crop. Afterall, they get next to pittance for the crop of poppies. It only gains value once refined in Pakistan. Usually smuggled by children inside 20kg bags of flour across the border.

and in the past in burma the opium trails were guarded and provided safe passage with american money

blessem

jiggy · 5 July 2009

I think gummit has been smoking some good weed..............or his "contacts" in the middle east

Very doubtful

awg · 5 July 2009

Always thought it odd that $30 million US was not enough for someone to betray him.

here is some number crunching for you..see below excerpt

Population: 32,738,376 (July 2008 est.)

so if u gave them each $1 per day and let them get on with life

cost = $12 billion pa

wonder if it would get a better/cheaper outcome?

dont forget what happened to Soviet in Afghanistan, they were never able to eliminate the resistance and ran out of money in the process

Naked shorts · 7 August 2009

Well... I guess he wasn't captured then. Anymore updates from your source GG?

beerwm · 7 August 2009

GG's source's predictions-

QLD election -Correct.
Costello PM - X
Bin Laden Captured - X

not too bad

GumbyLearner · 7 August 2009

beerwm said:
GG's source's predictions-

QLD election -Correct.
Costello PM - X
Bin Laden Captured - X

not too bad

Like Meatloaf sang

2 out of 3 ain't bad

What about 1 out of 3 Garp?

Don't get me wrong I'm not expecting you to be
any Gust Avrakotos!

But where do you get your info from?

knocker · 7 August 2009

GumbyLearner said:
Like Meatloaf sang

2 out of 3 ain't bad

What about 1 out of 3 Garp?

Don't get me wrong I'm not expecting you to be
any Gust Avrakotos!

But where do you get your info from?

Give the guy a break, he lives in Townsville afterall

Boyou · 7 August 2009

Garpal Gumnut said:
I have it on good reports from mates in the US military in Helmand Province that the mass murderer and number one godbotherer in the World, has been identified in a hole in Helmand Province.

Aint life good.

gg

My sources tell me they nearly had him ,but he slipped through the net diguised as a goat

Better luck next time G G!

Cheers Ya'll

Garpal Gumnut · 7 August 2009

Fair go mates.

I still maintain he is about to be captured.

gg

knocker · 7 August 2009

Well as long as the bin's are not laden everyone is happy right?

Agentm · 7 August 2009

apparently this was his suspicious activity that alerted the troops

and this is his capture

Garpal Gumnut · 7 August 2009

So you reckon he's in New Zealand eh.

gg

Aussiejeff · 7 August 2009

awg said:
Always thought it odd that $30 million US was not enough for someone to betray him.

here is some number crunching for you..see below excerpt

Population: 32,738,376 (July 2008 est.)

so if u gave them each $1 per day and let them get on with life

cost = $12 billion pa

wonder if it would get a better/cheaper outcome?

dont forget what happened to Soviet in Afghanistan, they were never able to eliminate the resistance and ran out of money in the process

Naaah. The terminology is all wrong, mate.

Them what controls the sheeple of Unca Sam do NOT consider these vast sums of play dough as a COST. To them, it is a WISE INVESTMENT.

History shows that Empires under duress always resort in the end to a good War (or a substitute for an officially declared "War") to keep their economies and big businesses ticking over.

Unca ObamaSam is no different.

War is, and always will be, BIG business - attracting BIG investments of wealth and power by those in control of politics and economies.

So, disregard all the hoo-ha about "Costs".

Without all that dough greasing big business, where do you think the US would be now? For example, how much did GM earn on sales of Humvees to the US Army over the last 15 years etc?

General Electric?

Boeing?

Coca-Cola?

Ford?

Halliburton?

Many suppliers would prolly have been bankrupted a long time ago without a never-ending continuation of "The Global War On Terror" having propped 'em all up along the way?

We should be so lucky.

Seen in that light, it obviously serves no purpose for OBL to be captured.

aj

gav · 7 August 2009

Boyou said:
My sources tell me they nearly had him ,but he slipped through the net diguised as a goat

Better luck next time G G!

Cheers Ya'll

I heard he was kicking back relaxing and reading ASF - and thanks to GG he discovered they were onto him! Nice work GG...

Garpal Gumnut · 28 December 2009

gav said:
I heard he was kicking back relaxing and reading ASF - and thanks to GG he discovered they were onto him! Nice work GG...

That is the reason, mate, that I have not been too open about what is happening in the search for the Hitler of the Dunes, ole bin Laden.

He will be caught though, mark my words.

And he does read ASF.

A cartoon.

Glen48 · 28 December 2009

Don't get to carried away if Bin Liner is caught there will be Bin Liner Mrk 11 to take his place..Until we can find the cause of this mental illness we will have them for ever..Have to give it to OBL he caused the world economy to collapse which make him the greatest warrior ever.

gooner · 28 December 2009

Garpal Gumnut said:
That is the reason, mate, that I have not been too open about what is happening in the search for the Hitler of the Dunes, ole bin Laden.

He will be caught though, mark my words.

And he does read ASF.

A cartoon.

LOL

Cartoon reminds me of when the wife and I met a Saudi couple on an airplane - the wife was covered head to toe in one of the black chador thingies, but spoke pretty good English. The husband's English was OK, but not as good as the wife's. They had just been on honeymoon to the Maldives (as had we) and he showed us his holiday photos on his laptop. There was not a single photo of his wife - guess there is not much point if she is covered from head to toe............

GG - looks as though MQG survived that imminent collapse. Just set up a SMSF and looking at allocating a portion to MQG. You still have concerns??

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