ASX outage due to computer glitch

[matross]

I am having difficulties posting, using this thread as a test.

The Australian economy is said to run indirectly of the financial markets, due to a computer glitch the ASX and all stockbrokers ceased to conduct business 27Th Oct.

I can show and prove many of the ASX personal are aliens of superior but friendly species,taken on human appearance and while traversing back and forth to planet galactica for council discussion talks for the final takeover of planet earth on re entering earths atmosphere the space crafts exhausts are causing electrical interferrance with the ASX trading computers.

The remedy for the aliens is to add electrical suppressors to the space ships exhaust or use alternative transporatation using galactica jump gates

Another alien ex president Geargr Bush caused the GFC with no fisical policy, understandably aliens do not use money in galactica.

Testing,

 

[cynic]

I am having difficulties posting, using this thread as a test.

The Australian economy is said to run indirectly of the financial markets, due to a computer glitch the ASX and all stockbrokers ceased to conduct business 27Th Oct.

I can show and prove many of the ASX personal are aliens of superior but friendly species,taken on human appearance and while traversing back and forth to planet galactica for council discussion talks for the final takeover of planet earth on re entering earths atmosphere the space crafts exhausts are causing electrical interferrance with the ASX trading computers.

The remedy for the aliens is to add electrical suppressors to the space ships exhaust or use alternative transporatation using galactica jump gates

Another alien ex president Geargr Bush caused the GFC with no fisical policy, understandably aliens do not use money in galactica.

Testing,

I can confirm (being part alien myself) that the aliens have been exerting a significant influence on our respective economies for some decades now. Please rest assured that this has nothing to do with their modes of conveyance and that their interference in our financial markets is wholly intentional (not accidental).

And yes Bush is an alien (just take a closer look at his eyes - you'll see what I mean!) As for the true cause of the GFC one need look no further than All-in Greenspan(ker).