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The following is an update on international military readiness and posturing again terroristic threats:

The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent bombings and have raised their security level from 'Miffed' to 'Peeved'. Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to 'Irritated' or even 'A Bit Cross'. Londoners have not been 'A Bit Cross' since the blitz in World War II when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from 'Tiresome' to a 'Bloody Nuisance'. The last time the British issued a 'Bloody Nuisance' warning was during the great fire of 1666.

Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its alert level from 'Run' to 'Hide'. The only two higher levels in France are 'Surrender' and 'Collaborate'. The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capacity.

It's not only the English and French that are on a heightened level of alert.

Italy has increased the alert level from 'Shout Loudly' and Excitedlyto 'Elaborate Military Posturing'. Two more levels remain: 'Ineffective Combat Operations' and 'Change Sides'.

The German also increased their alert state from 'Disdainful Arrogance' to 'Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs'. They also have two higher levels: 'Invade a Neighbor' and 'Lose'.

The Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is the headquarters of NATO pulling out of Brussels.

<blockquote data-quote="wayneL" data-source="post: 32393" data-attributes="member: 58">Re: Aussie Funny ForumsThe following is an update on international military readiness and posturing again terroristic threats:The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent bombings and have raised their security level from &#039;Miffed&#039; to &#039;Peeved&#039;. Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to &#039;Irritated&#039; or even &#039;A Bit Cross&#039;. Londoners have not been &#039;A Bit Cross&#039; since the blitz in World War II when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from &#039;Tiresome&#039; to a &#039;Bloody Nuisance&#039;. The last time the British issued a &#039;Bloody Nuisance&#039; warning was during the great fire of 1666.Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its alert level from &#039;Run&#039; to &#039;Hide&#039;. The only two higher levels in France are &#039;Surrender&#039; and &#039;Collaborate&#039;. The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France&#039;s white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country&#039;s military capacity.It&#039;s not only the English and French that are on a heightened level of alert.Italy has increased the alert level from &#039;Shout Loudly&#039; and Excitedlyto &#039;Elaborate Military Posturing&#039;. Two more levels remain: &#039;Ineffective Combat Operations&#039; and &#039;Change Sides&#039;.The German also increased their alert state from &#039;Disdainful Arrogance&#039; to &#039;Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs&#039;. They also have two higher levels: &#039;Invade a Neighbor&#039; and &#039;Lose&#039;.The Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is the headquarters of NATO pulling out of Brussels.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="wayneL, post: 32393, member: 58"] [b]Re: Aussie Funny Forums[/b] The following is an update on international military readiness and posturing again terroristic threats: The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent bombings and have raised their security level from 'Miffed' to 'Peeved'. Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to 'Irritated' or even 'A Bit Cross'. Londoners have not been 'A Bit Cross' since the blitz in World War II when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from 'Tiresome' to a 'Bloody Nuisance'. The last time the British issued a 'Bloody Nuisance' warning was during the great fire of 1666. Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its alert level from 'Run' to 'Hide'. The only two higher levels in France are 'Surrender' and 'Collaborate'. The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capacity. It's not only the English and French that are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from 'Shout Loudly' and Excitedlyto 'Elaborate Military Posturing'. Two more levels remain: 'Ineffective Combat Operations' and 'Change Sides'. The German also increased their alert state from 'Disdainful Arrogance' to 'Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs'. They also have two higher levels: 'Invade a Neighbor' and 'Lose'. The Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is the headquarters of NATO pulling out of Brussels. [/QUOTE]

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