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This is a joke that I heard from my colleague.It was about the boss of W$cro5oft, Bill $ates. The story is started when Bill $ates died, he went to the heaven. He was living in a very very very small house. Guess what, he was not happy. One day, he saw another guy in the heaven living in a big castle. He went to see God and asked "Why that guy can live in a big castle and I only live in such a small place?". God said to him "Go to ask that man what he did before".Bill $ates went to that castle and ask that man "Could you tell me what you did before, sir?". That guy said "I was the captain of 'Titanic'". Bill $ates went to see God again and said "He is only the captain of 'Titanic'. I was the boss of a company which made the world's most popular software". Then, God said to Bill $ates "At least, 'Titanic' only crashed once"
This is a joke that I heard from my colleague.
It was about the boss of W$cro5oft, Bill $ates. The story is started when Bill $ates died, he went to the heaven. He was living in a very very very small house. Guess what, he was not happy. One day, he saw another guy in the heaven living in a big castle. He went to see God and asked "Why that guy can live in a big castle and I only live in such a small place?". God said to him "Go to ask that man what he did before".
Bill $ates went to that castle and ask that man "Could you tell me what you did before, sir?". That guy said "I was the captain of 'Titanic'". Bill $ates went to see God again and said "He is only the captain of 'Titanic'. I was the boss of a company which made the world's most popular software". Then, God said to Bill $ates "At least, 'Titanic' only crashed once"
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