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Its amazing what you here GG, being at the ars.e end of the earth, in the pubic hair region of Townsville.

So the fellow pub drinker has a sister married to a US citizen who's best friend is the cousin of the interrogater?
 
bellenuit said:
He may not be dead, but he is effectively dead.
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basilio said:
Ah GG I have found the corroboration for your hypothesis on current fate of Osama Bin Laden.:)



http://www.politicususa.com/en/glenn-beck-bin-laden

Of course if you would like some alternative theories check out the whole story.

Cheers


http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/may/05/osama-bin-laden-conspiracy-theories?intcmp=239
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Knobby22 said:
Its amazing what you here GG, being at the ars.e end of the earth, in the pubic hair region of Townsville.

So the fellow pub drinker has a sister married to a US citizen who's best friend is the cousin of the interrogater?
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One of our number here at the Ross Island Hotel, who is an Elvis impersanator, swears he saw Usama at the Guthalungra servo, just on dark last night.

HE was considerably traumatised and we have just managed to get him to bed. Luckily he gave a good description of the vehicle he is driving.

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Should you see a tall bearded man with a copy of the Austar Magazine driving this vehicle, please contact your local police.

gg
 
It is all falling in to place now Mr. Bean arch enemy drives a motor vehicle like that so we have to assume the driver has Bean chased out of UK and hiding up North and doing a Skasey, I would be inclined to check the Immigration camps as Bin Hiding could be getting legal aid and other benefits handed out to boat people it also raises the question did USA put him in a boat and cast him adrift with the Koran, DVD player and pr0n DVD's arriving now on a seclude beach would be about he correct time to sail from where the US Lollipop would have set him free with an ankle monitor and having Bin Liner dead means Obomba can't keep the war going.

There is a rumour Elvis is making a come back he only has 6 ft to go so watch out for him as well.
 
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