Bin Laden about to be captured

[spaceman666]

Wasn't 911 an inside job ?

 

[Garpal Gumnut]

Mini bin has had his soaking, its all waiting for bin, lots and lots of water.

gg

 

[noirua]

I have it on good reports from mates in the US military in Helmand Province that the mass murderer and number one godbotherer in the World, has been identified in a hole in Helmand Province.

Aint life good.

gg

How many holes are there in Helmand Province? Six months have gone by and your mates ain't found'm yet. I blame the delay on the introduction of moles into the province by the Russians.

 

[Garpal Gumnut]

How many holes are there in Helmand Province? Six months have gone by and your mates ain't found'm yet. I blame the delay on the introduction of moles into the province by the Russians.

I believe that he has in fact been captured and is kept in a dressing trailer on the backset of the Oprah Winfrey Show.

My proof, Oprahs personal trainer and bin.

They say he begs to be waterboarded.

gg

 

[nunthewiser]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


Fine Photo my good man !



one of them fly on the wall moments

 

[Garpal Gumnut]

My contacts say that he has been sighted and that capture is imminent.

The effects on the markets may catch many wrong footed if it is true.

gg

 

[prozac]

I read a list of Stock Tips purportedly recommended by OBL. Top of the list is Haliburton Shares.

 

[Garpal Gumnut]

It appears he is travelling from Makin to Dwa Toi to purchase toiletries, new parts for his dialysis machine, cigarettes and fish and chips.

He is in a Toyota Hilux.

gg

 

[jbocker]

It appears he is travelling from Makin to Dwa Toi to purchase toiletries, new parts for his dialysis machine, cigarettes and fish and chips.

He is in a Toyota Hilux.

gg

NO WAY in the WORLD this is true!
I seen the photo you posted in Oprahs trailer. There is NO WAY he could survive that.

 

[Garpal Gumnut]

NO WAY in the WORLD this is true!
I seen the photo you posted in Oprahs trailer. There is NO WAY he could survive that.

He did mate, and Hollywood being full of Democrats , they gave him a feed and let him go.

Oprah had a wardrobe malfunction, so did Bin, but his was under the table.

 

[Stan 101]

I can't be sure of course but I reckon I caught him the other month. I didn't have size and bag limits with me at the time and the one I caught didn't have turbon and sandals on and seemed short so to be on the safe side I ended up throwing him back.

Didn't get another bite all day! Typical


cheers,

 

[RazzaDazzla]

My contacts say that he has been sighted and that capture is imminent.

The effects on the markets may catch many wrong footed if it is true.

gg

So thinking is that markets would rally on his confirmed capture? This would of course be because the war on terror would immediately be over and all other issues such as Pakistan etc would magically be resolved?

Well that's at least what the 'market' would believe?

 

[Stan 101]

Apparently a new tape from Ossy:

"the United States will not dream of enjoying safety until we live it in reality in Palestine."
The tape continues: "It is not fair to enjoy that kind of life while our brothers in Gaza live in the worst of miseries."

Well how about the west give these people Palestine, move out of Saudi, stop killing innocent people and remove all western troops off theit "Holy land", cut off all telecommunications, close all borders and leave them to live in peace.


Maybe then I could catch a freaking plane without having my nether regions probed by some hyped up freak US customs officer!

 

[RazzaDazzla]

Apparently a new tape from Ossy:

"Maybe then I could catch a freaking plane without having my nether regions probed by some hyped up freak US customs officer!

That's a good night out for some of my mates!

 

[Garpal Gumnut]

It appears he is travelling from Makin to Dwa Toi to purchase toiletries, new parts for his dialysis machine, cigarettes and fish and chips.

He is in a Toyota Hilux.

gg

Sorry my information was wrong, they were actually in Dwa Toi. Now they are travelling to Sararogha and they are in a Nissan Cedric not a Toyota Hilux. They, being Bin and his driver Haji. It is a 1979 Nissan Cedric, purple in colour with synchromesh. Bin is not happy, he prefers the Hilux, its very cold and he has to sit with his knees bent in to his beard.

gg

 

[RazzaDazzla]

Sorry my information was wrong, they were actually in Dwa Toi. Now they are travelling to Sararogha and they are in a Nissan Cedric not a Toyota Hilux. They, being Bin and his driver Haji. It is a 1979 Nissan Cedric, purple in colour with synchromesh. Bin is not happy, he prefers the Hilux, its very cold and he has to sit with his knees bent in to his beard.

gg

So why don't they grab him then?

 

[Garpal Gumnut]

So why don't they grab him then?

A number of reasons.

1. They are not very bright, CIA I mean.
2. He is very smart (note the misinformation, everyone knows its a Datsun Cedric, and they are looking for a Nissan.
3. They wouldn't know what to do with him if they caught him.

He has reached Sararogha, by the way. So he is there for the taking.

gg

 

[prozac]

A number of reasons.

1. They are not very bright, CIA I mean.
2. He is very smart (note the misinformation, everyone knows its a Datsun Cedric, and they are looking for a Nissan.
3. They wouldn't know what to do with him if they caught him.

He has reached Sararogha, by the way. So he is there for the taking.

gg

I am sorry to interject GG but you are mistaken. I am certain even OBL knows it was called NISSAN Cedric.

 

[Stan 101]

The Nissan Cedrics was also the stage name of the two hotties from Roy and HG's "Club Buggery". They used to sing in all the segments and special guests and sang songs with Ian "Turps" Turpie.... Good times..

cheers,

 

[Garpal Gumnut]

He is in a 1979 Datsun Cedric 260c.

And if I were the CIA I'd be looking closely at the sat pics about Tank tomorrow as he's going to the movies there to watch Gone with the Wind, the afternoon session.

gg