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Why is it that I see woman responding on this thread?
Can't they see the rules from the first post?
Is there no escape for men?

I don't mind Woman reading and having a good laugh, but woman responding when told not to is just plain ignorant.
 
electronicmaster said:
Why is it that I see woman responding on this thread?
Can't they see the rules from the first post?
Is there no escape for men?

I don't mind Woman reading and having a good laugh, but woman responding when told not to is just plain ignorant.
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welcome to reality... :D:D

Yeah, been some good laughs, but some sad situations too. Can be quite alarming for children if Mum and Dad fighting or if the kids sense tension. They seem extraordinarliy perceptive even at very young ages and often don't have the ability to communicate their feelings or fears.

Been reading a book "Crucial Conversations" - Tools for talking when the stakes are high by Kerry Patterson, Joseph Grenny, Ron McMillan and Al Switzler. (Forward by Stephen Covey - author of the 7 Habits...) It does show techniques on how to bring about change for the better. It's not specifically on family relationships - covers all sorts.

BTW - don't you less-than-happy guys ever think your missus might just find these posts one day :eek:
 
And a little bit of reality humour (poor bugger)...
 

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sails said:
welcome to reality... :D:D

Yeah, been some good laughs, but some sad situations too. Can be quite alarming for children if Mum and Dad fighting or if the kids sense tension. They seem extraordinarliy perceptive even at very young ages and often don't have the ability to communicate their feelings or fears.

Been reading a book "Crucial Conversations" - Tools for talking when the stakes are high by Kerry Patterson, Joseph Grenny, Ron McMillan and Al Switzler. (Forward by Stephen Covey - author of the 7 Habits...) It does show techniques on how to bring about change for the better. It's not specifically on family relationships - covers all sorts.

BTW - don't you less-than-happy guys ever think your missus might just find these posts one day :eek:
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See, see?
 
I could never understand why my Dad use to sing this song every now and again Now I am older and hopefully wiser I full understand all the verses Especially the last one :D
There is a lot of different lyrics to this old folk song see link below
Geoff

VERSE 1
When I was single, O then
When I was single, O then
When I was single, my money would jingle
I wish I was single again

VERSE 2
I married me a wife, O then
I married me a wife, O then
I married me a wife, she's th joy of my life
I wish I was single again

VERSE 3
My wife, she died, O then
My wife, she died, O then
My wife, she died an' I laughed till I cried
To think I was single again

VERSE 4
I went for 'er coffin, O then
I went for 'er coffin, O then
I went for 'er coffin a laughin' an' talkin'
To think I was single again

VERSE 5
I married another'n, O then
I married another'n, O then
I married another, she's th devils grandmother
I wish I was single again

VERSE 6
Young men, take warning from me
Young men, take warning from me
Be kind t' th first for th next one'll be worse
An' you'll wish you was single again

http://maxhunter.missouristate.edu/0385/index.html
 
GeoffM said:
I could never understand why my Dad use to sing this song every now and again Now I am older and hopefully wiser I full understand all the verses Especially the last one :D
There is a lot of different lyrics to this old folk song see link below
Geoff

VERSE 1
When I was single, O then
When I was single, O then
When I was single, my money would jingle
I wish I was single again

VERSE 2
I married me a wife, O then
I married me a wife, O then
I married me a wife, she's th joy of my life
I wish I was single again

VERSE 3
My wife, she died, O then
My wife, she died, O then
My wife, she died an' I laughed till I cried
To think I was single again

VERSE 4
I went for 'er coffin, O then
I went for 'er coffin, O then
I went for 'er coffin a laughin' an' talkin'
To think I was single again

VERSE 5
I married another'n, O then
I married another'n, O then
I married another, she's th devils grandmother
I wish I was single again

VERSE 6
Young men, take warning from me
Young men, take warning from me
Be kind t' th first for th next one'll be worse
An' you'll wish you was single again

http://maxhunter.missouristate.edu/0385/index.html
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Nice song.
And it rings true too.
I've been single all my life. In fact, only a few woman know that I even live on this planet (Still to meny however ;( ).

lol, I remember going to the Austral to have a beer all by myself. And then a group of girls were surrounding me expecting me to say something. I just stood up and saw that they were watching me, waiting for me to say something to one of them.

It was a trap. They would of tryed to take all of my cash if I gave them the chance.

So I just walked out of the pub, as they looked at me and then at each other, confused.

Freedom is still mine.... :)

EDIT: Well, appart from being with my mother.
 
cuttlefish said:
Gee we're sounding like a sad bunch now aren't we ... :eek: :)
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Not really.
When you have read the anti-male feminist whinging.
Now that is sad.
Try and watch Oprah for 5 minutes.
That will numb your brain for life and take off at least 100 IQ points.
Like the masses of females that are hooked on it like a drug.
 
I once read the following advert in the classified section of a leading newspaper,

Give away
Complete set of encyclopedia's
No longer needed as wife knows everything

If only this was true.
I would send the professor of to work while I stay home and watch Oprah
 
3. Leaving the toothpaste in the shower so i have to get it out every time. Damn that annoys me!
 
Punisher said:
I once read the following advert in the classified section of a leading newspaper,

Give away
Complete set of encyclopedia's
No longer needed as wife knows everything

If only this was true.
I would send the professor of to work while I stay home and watch Oprah
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Oprah is evil.

Look at the USA now, it has turned into a Socialist state. And Australia is well on its way to Socialism as well.

Thanks Oprah (and Julian Gillard).

Here is a solution

 
prawn_86 said:
3. Leaving the toothpaste in the shower so i have to get it out every time. Damn that annoys me!
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lol, I actually do this to my other half, now we just have 2 open tubes of toothpaste, 1 in the shower and 1 on the vanity.
 
Why are hurricanes normally named after women?

When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them. :p:
 
And yet another joke:

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
 
electronicmaster said:
Why is it that I see woman responding on this thread?
Can't they see the rules from the first post?
Is there no escape for men?

I don't mind Woman reading and having a good laugh, but woman responding when told not to is just plain ignorant.
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Well I had a Girlfriend Relationship Initmate once. That is discussed at length on another Thread.

So if I have a girlfriend too what's the difference?

Mate, your plain bloody ignorant. Sure we can read the thread, it's a public forum, but you have to realise I may contibute a different view so not "all women are the same". It's a public bloody forum there are only a few women here anyway most single by choice. Don't cut your nose off. I noticed that most real negatives are coming from new members, young members (seed? - Nyden is correct vulgar), bitter with marriage.

My best friends are all male I have female aquaintances as I find them rather tiresome to be around.

I've never belonged to a mother/baby group or coffee club.
 
cuttlefish said:
Gee we're sounding like a sad bunch now aren't we ... :eek: :)
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Seems that way

As all women (not alot of delineation going on here) are such dreadful humans. Jump the fence boys - The Gay life IS your answer!!

No Pregnancy
Take the toilet lid off
Bitch together
and many other positives...................................
 
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