- Joined
- 28 May 2006
- Posts
- 9,985
- Reactions
- 2
Lady in the shower with her husband
knock at the door
she wraps herself in a towel
she looks through window - notices it's the neighbour Bob
opens the door "hi Bob"
"say, dont forget Earth Hour"!
"ok" she says
"btw" he says "I'll give you $800 if you drop your towel"
she ponders for a while, then thinks, heck 800 is 800 !!
drops the towel.
Bob feasts his eyes, then thanks her, hands over the $800, and leaves.
she returns to the shower with her husband
"who was that?" he asks
"just Bob the neighbour"
"aahh great - and did he give you the 800 bucks he owes me?"
PS . You can even do half power posts! (which only make sense when you highlight them
PS it's a trick I learnt speed reading.
knock at the door
she wraps herself in a towel
she looks through window - notices it's the neighbour Bob
opens the door "hi Bob"
"say, dont forget Earth Hour"!
"ok" she says
"btw" he says "I'll give you $800 if you drop your towel"
she ponders for a while, then thinks, heck 800 is 800 !!
drops the towel.
Bob feasts his eyes, then thanks her, hands over the $800, and leaves.
she returns to the shower with her husband
"who was that?" he asks
"just Bob the neighbour"
"aahh great - and did he give you the 800 bucks he owes me?"
PS . You can even do half power posts! (which only make sense when you highlight them
PS it's a trick I learnt speed reading.