Mrs Duckman's Expecting

[Duckman#72]

Hi All

Just thought I would share with you some news - the Duckman household has just received word that another duckling is on the way.
:girl: :boy:
As you would expect - Mrs Duckman is very excited about what is to unfold over the next 7 months, while Duckman was very excited about what unfolded approximately 2 months ago.

Cheers

Duckman

 

[constable]

Hi All

Just thought I would share with you some news - the Duckman household has just received word that another duckling is on the way.
:girl: :boy:
As you would expect - Mrs Duckman is very excited about what is to unfold over the next 7 months, while Duckman was very excited about what unfolded approximately 2 months ago.

Cheers

Duckman

Congrats Duckman !!
Mrs constable also preggas!!!( 9 weeks ) and im the father too!!
Cant wait to put that baby bonus on the market!!

 

[sam76]

Congrats Ducky!

 

[Sean K]

Mrs constable also preggas!!!( 9 weeks ) and im the father too!!
Cant wait to put that baby bonus on the market!!

Gold, Constable, GOLD!

And well done! Must still be firing ok...

Apparantly the standard place for the baby bonus is on a flat screen TV though.......

 

[Bobby]

Well Done !

If its a boy are you going to call him Donald

 

[2020hindsight]

Triplets? Huey Dewey and Louie
well done (duckman , constable)
wait till they're teenagers lol.

PS Dont swear - the kid (s) might hear - like, memory goes way way back .
Bloke down the road can remember going to a country dance with his dad and coming home with his mum.

PS if you take kennas advice - about the plasma screen - beware of too much sex on the screen
sex on a screen's overrated - especially if you break through
(kennas - is that your suggestion - or maybe a govt thing to stop families getting to those old fashioned numbers like 10?, 12 kids? etc)

then there was the lady who jumped on the bus, and gave the man sitting on the nearest bus seat a dig in the ribs..
"arent you going to give up your seat to a pregnant woman ?" she asked
he jumps up , then, suspectiung he's been duped, asks " hey! - you dont have a pregnant tummy!! - how long have you been pregnant !!"
" ohh" she says panting - "about 5 minutes."

 

[Mouse]

Wow congrats Duckman and Constable,

It's great to hear some good news

cheers
Mouse

 

[Bomba]

congratulations

 

[Julia]

Lovely news, Duckman and Constable. All the best to both of you.

Julia

 

[Duckman#72]

Triplets? Huey Dewey and Louie
well done (duckman , constable)

Thanks for the well wishes everyone and congrats Constable.

The Duckman family already consists of hatchlings Huey, Dewey and Louie(girl).....not all from the same clutch of eggs. Yes Bobby - Uncle Donald is keen for us to name the next one after him...or Daisy if it's a girl (or supports Collingwood).

Unfortunately this means that the Duckman household will have to upgrade to a......."People Mover" (or is that a Bird Mover). Duckman is not happy because it just doesn't suit his image.

I suggested to Mrs Duckman that we buy a second car like a Toyota Celica for me to drive around in to maintain the sexy, cool and macho image with the chickie babes. But Mrs Duckman said no. Actually...she dropped to the floor in hysterical laughter, doubled over, knocked over Duckman's share trading record books, and after managing to wheeze out...."YOU, ha,ha,ha - SEXY! ha,ha,ha COOL, ha, ha, Chickie Babes!!!, wait til I tell this to the girls"..........(back on the ground laughing for 45sec).......it was then she said "no".

(Must make mental note to ask for paternity test.)

Anyway - the point is Mrs Duckman apparently wants us to all travel south for the holidays in the one car!!! What to chose? We have looked at the Carnival. Odessey and Tarago. We have friends who own a Ssangyong Stavic and are very happy with it. We would be pleased to hear of other peoples experiences and recommendations.

Cheers

Duckman
(The ego depleted, yet still somewhat little bit cool and macho Duckman)

 

[Joe Blow]

Congrats Duckman and Constable!!

Seems like the blokes here at ASF are a virile bunch!

 

[clowboy]

As you would expect - Mrs Duckman is very excited about what is to unfold over the next 7 months, while Duckman was very excited about what unfolded approximately 2 months ago.

Cheers

Duckman

LMAO

WD

 

[It's Snake Pliskin]

Congrats Duckman and Constable!!

Seems like the blokes here at ASF are a virile bunch!

Yes Joe I tend to dispose of some too, but no kids yet. Congratulations to the fathers.

 

[Prospector]

Gold, Constable, GOLD!

And well done! Must still be firing ok...

Apparantly the standard place for the baby bonus is on a flat screen TV though.......

Which is why Harvey Norman's are THE share to get!

Congratulations to all expectant families!

 

[constable]

Which is why Harvey Norman's are THE share to get!

Congratulations to all expectant families!

The rate these widescreens have dropped in price should be able to get one for the bedroom and one for the lounge! And still have some change for some nappies! Thanks for the well wishes guys/gals.

 

[sandik17]

Well Done !

If its a boy are you going to call him Donald

I like it Bobby!

And yes, Congrats Ducky, and to the lucky Mrs Ducky too! You just need a puppy now and you'll be complete?

 

[nomore4s]

Unfortunately this means that the Duckman household will have to upgrade to a......."People Mover" (or is that a Bird Mover). Duckman is not happy because it just doesn't suit his image.

I suggested to Mrs Duckman that we buy a second car like a Toyota Celica for me to drive around in to maintain the sexy, cool and macho image with the chickie babes. But Mrs Duckman said no. Actually...she dropped to the floor in hysterical laughter, doubled over, knocked over Duckman's share trading record books, and after managing to wheeze out...."YOU, ha,ha,ha - SEXY! ha,ha,ha COOL, ha, ha, Chickie Babes!!!, wait til I tell this to the girls"..........(back on the ground laughing for 45sec).......it was then she said "no".

(Must make mental note to ask for paternity test.)

Cheers

Duckman
(The ego depleted, yet still somewhat little bit cool and macho Duckman)

Oh, well Duckman at least your funny.

Congrats to you and Constable
& good luck with the people mover

 

[Duckman#72]

Evening All

Duckman is shouting cigars over cyberspace tonight. There's one for everyone........even Chicken. :alcohol:

Mrs Duckman had a healthy little baby boy this morning - right on 7 pound and a real cutie (which means that the paternity test is definately still on).

Both are going great. Good little feeder and sleeper. Very content little duckling.

Regards

Duckman

 

[Pommiegranite]

Evening All

Duckman is shouting cigars over cyberspace tonight. There's one for everyone........even Chicken. :alcohol:

Mrs Duckman had a healthy little baby boy this morning - right on 7 pound and a real cutie (which means that the paternity test is definately still on).

Both are going great. Good little feeder and sleeper. Very content little duckling.

Regards

Duckman

Congratulations Duckman:bananasmi

 

[Joe Blow]

A hearty congrats to Mr. and Mrs. Duckman and their new duckling!

May he be healthy, happy and bring much joy to his parents!

Good luck to the both of you on your new adventure!